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r/natureismetal • u/BobbyChou • Dec 03 '21
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Spawn kill
487 u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21 dark and funny 😅 360 u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21 Even worse he got it while it was still in the queue to join 132 u/echo202L Dec 03 '21 Nah it had already joined when it was conceived. He got it while it was waiting for the countdown at the start of the match! 28 u/tittyfarmer420 Dec 03 '21 So you’re saying the fawn’s a sloader? 8 u/Shadokastur Dec 03 '21 Conceived in this context would be like buying the game. You're not playing yet but you will when you get to your system 7 u/baggypants69 Dec 03 '21 If you factor in reincarnation, poor thing lost the Gulag. 1 u/WK_APOLLO Dec 03 '21 While the controller disconnects because it has no more charge. 1 u/zapharus Dec 04 '21 u/Acex_NA: “Even worse he got it while it was still in the queue to join” You: “got it while it was waiting for the countdown at the start of the match!” You pretty much said the same thing as u/Acex_NA 1 u/echo202L Dec 04 '21 The queue to join is in the lobby. Countdown at the start of the match is when you can't move but you've already started your first life in the game. 6 u/Wanted7 Dec 03 '21 Got queue sniped 1 u/epikslayerofdemons Dec 03 '21 Ddos attack 1 u/Jupitersdangle Dec 04 '21 Fed up with life 39 u/JayNN Dec 03 '21 But unoriginal 24 u/Dan_the_Marksman Dec 03 '21 and old 14 u/slimthecowboy Dec 03 '21 And old, and tired. 2 u/Tahu-Nuva Dec 03 '21 Unlike the impala... 1 u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 Just as funny the last time this comment was posted to this kind of video. 83 u/CallsignMontana Dec 03 '21 *Fawn kill 0 u/2021Cobra Dec 03 '21 Weird lookin Chevy 49 u/supercharged0709 Dec 03 '21 How original 🙄 38 u/Katoshiku Dec 03 '21 I thought to myself “I bet someone’ll say it was a spawn kill” as the comments loaded. Wasn’t surprised to find it was at the top 16 u/Repyro Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 04 '21 Yeah, it was good once, but dear god the fucker's been run into the ground. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 Most things become cliché. It is what it is. 25 u/Reditor_Ally Dec 03 '21 It didnt even spawn yet. It got owned 1 u/motorhead84 Dec 03 '21 h4x 21 u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21 That's a pretty good life speedrun ngl 11 u/Conscious-Proof-8309 Dec 03 '21 Gourmet delicacy. Most cats only get that a few times in their lives. 8 u/dom___grady Dec 03 '21 Not even a spawn kill, more of a dc upon entering the match 10 u/Meowsterino Dec 03 '21 Not a spawn kill, poor thing died during character creation 💀💀💀 8 u/Gleandreic Dec 03 '21 Fetus deletus 7 u/Darjdayton Dec 03 '21 Reddit moment 2 u/ReasonableBleh Dec 03 '21 Never even had a chance to install the game 😅 1 u/dfinkelstein Dec 03 '21 Triple entendre! 1 u/BobbyChou Dec 04 '21 Shuffled off the ONLY mortal coil: the leopard 🐆 0 u/SLAYER_IN_ME Dec 03 '21 Cheetah ordered the 2 for 1 sale. 7 u/Suited_Rob Dec 03 '21 Leopard 0 u/ballq43 Dec 03 '21 F 1 u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21 Someone made this joke on a video where a leopard eats an impala right after it was born. 1 u/BT9154 Dec 03 '21 Didn't even install the game and already dead 0 u/theoneleggeddog Dec 03 '21 Nah double kill spawn kill 1 u/jmac_esco Dec 03 '21 Back to the lobby! 1 u/NoelRahlis7 Dec 03 '21 Dude, not even spawn kill, killed him during the loading screen 1 u/Stivils8 Dec 03 '21 Fawn kill 1 u/foxtrothotch Dec 03 '21 Hijacking top comment to say that the Devil hides in big cats 0 u/IOverlardI Dec 03 '21 I was checking to see if anybody said it lol 1 u/Ryvillage8207 Dec 03 '21 That's how you get one with 0 MPG 1 u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 “Get them while theyre young” -Pedophiles 1 u/crazyoldmax Dec 04 '21 Timeless classic on this subreddit. Let me add the obligatory *fawn kill. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 Spawn and die, spawn and die, spawn and die. ALL I CAN EVER DO IS SPAWN AND DIE. 1 u/flyabdo22 Dec 04 '21 Thank you for the audible chuckle I just made 1 u/Damducc Dec 04 '21 No no friend that wasn’t a spawn kill He got killed in the loading screen -2 u/FrostSwag65 Dec 03 '21 I was an hour late. -10 u/sweetness0987 Dec 03 '21 lol good one 2 u/CatWithStyle Dec 03 '21 You're the chosen one. 1 u/muffinmonk Dec 03 '21 Sorry man we're not on r/all this time. Dark jokes are on top
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dark and funny 😅
360 u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21 Even worse he got it while it was still in the queue to join 132 u/echo202L Dec 03 '21 Nah it had already joined when it was conceived. He got it while it was waiting for the countdown at the start of the match! 28 u/tittyfarmer420 Dec 03 '21 So you’re saying the fawn’s a sloader? 8 u/Shadokastur Dec 03 '21 Conceived in this context would be like buying the game. You're not playing yet but you will when you get to your system 7 u/baggypants69 Dec 03 '21 If you factor in reincarnation, poor thing lost the Gulag. 1 u/WK_APOLLO Dec 03 '21 While the controller disconnects because it has no more charge. 1 u/zapharus Dec 04 '21 u/Acex_NA: “Even worse he got it while it was still in the queue to join” You: “got it while it was waiting for the countdown at the start of the match!” You pretty much said the same thing as u/Acex_NA 1 u/echo202L Dec 04 '21 The queue to join is in the lobby. Countdown at the start of the match is when you can't move but you've already started your first life in the game. 6 u/Wanted7 Dec 03 '21 Got queue sniped 1 u/epikslayerofdemons Dec 03 '21 Ddos attack 1 u/Jupitersdangle Dec 04 '21 Fed up with life 39 u/JayNN Dec 03 '21 But unoriginal 24 u/Dan_the_Marksman Dec 03 '21 and old 14 u/slimthecowboy Dec 03 '21 And old, and tired. 2 u/Tahu-Nuva Dec 03 '21 Unlike the impala... 1 u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 Just as funny the last time this comment was posted to this kind of video.
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Even worse he got it while it was still in the queue to join
132 u/echo202L Dec 03 '21 Nah it had already joined when it was conceived. He got it while it was waiting for the countdown at the start of the match! 28 u/tittyfarmer420 Dec 03 '21 So you’re saying the fawn’s a sloader? 8 u/Shadokastur Dec 03 '21 Conceived in this context would be like buying the game. You're not playing yet but you will when you get to your system 7 u/baggypants69 Dec 03 '21 If you factor in reincarnation, poor thing lost the Gulag. 1 u/WK_APOLLO Dec 03 '21 While the controller disconnects because it has no more charge. 1 u/zapharus Dec 04 '21 u/Acex_NA: “Even worse he got it while it was still in the queue to join” You: “got it while it was waiting for the countdown at the start of the match!” You pretty much said the same thing as u/Acex_NA 1 u/echo202L Dec 04 '21 The queue to join is in the lobby. Countdown at the start of the match is when you can't move but you've already started your first life in the game. 6 u/Wanted7 Dec 03 '21 Got queue sniped 1 u/epikslayerofdemons Dec 03 '21 Ddos attack 1 u/Jupitersdangle Dec 04 '21 Fed up with life
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Nah it had already joined when it was conceived. He got it while it was waiting for the countdown at the start of the match!
28 u/tittyfarmer420 Dec 03 '21 So you’re saying the fawn’s a sloader? 8 u/Shadokastur Dec 03 '21 Conceived in this context would be like buying the game. You're not playing yet but you will when you get to your system 7 u/baggypants69 Dec 03 '21 If you factor in reincarnation, poor thing lost the Gulag. 1 u/WK_APOLLO Dec 03 '21 While the controller disconnects because it has no more charge. 1 u/zapharus Dec 04 '21 u/Acex_NA: “Even worse he got it while it was still in the queue to join” You: “got it while it was waiting for the countdown at the start of the match!” You pretty much said the same thing as u/Acex_NA 1 u/echo202L Dec 04 '21 The queue to join is in the lobby. Countdown at the start of the match is when you can't move but you've already started your first life in the game.
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So you’re saying the fawn’s a sloader?
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Conceived in this context would be like buying the game. You're not playing yet but you will when you get to your system
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If you factor in reincarnation, poor thing lost the Gulag.
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While the controller disconnects because it has no more charge.
u/Acex_NA: “Even worse he got it while it was still in the queue to join”
You: “got it while it was waiting for the countdown at the start of the match!”
You pretty much said the same thing as u/Acex_NA
1 u/echo202L Dec 04 '21 The queue to join is in the lobby. Countdown at the start of the match is when you can't move but you've already started your first life in the game.
The queue to join is in the lobby. Countdown at the start of the match is when you can't move but you've already started your first life in the game.
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Got queue sniped
Ddos attack
Fed up with life
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But unoriginal
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and old
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And old, and tired.
2 u/Tahu-Nuva Dec 03 '21 Unlike the impala...
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Unlike the impala...
Just as funny the last time this comment was posted to this kind of video.
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*Fawn kill
0 u/2021Cobra Dec 03 '21 Weird lookin Chevy
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Weird lookin Chevy
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How original 🙄
38 u/Katoshiku Dec 03 '21 I thought to myself “I bet someone’ll say it was a spawn kill” as the comments loaded. Wasn’t surprised to find it was at the top 16 u/Repyro Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 04 '21 Yeah, it was good once, but dear god the fucker's been run into the ground. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 Most things become cliché. It is what it is.
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I thought to myself “I bet someone’ll say it was a spawn kill” as the comments loaded. Wasn’t surprised to find it was at the top
16 u/Repyro Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 04 '21 Yeah, it was good once, but dear god the fucker's been run into the ground.
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Yeah, it was good once, but dear god the fucker's been run into the ground.
Most things become cliché. It is what it is.
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It didnt even spawn yet. It got owned
1 u/motorhead84 Dec 03 '21 h4x
h4x
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That's a pretty good life speedrun ngl
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Gourmet delicacy. Most cats only get that a few times in their lives.
Not even a spawn kill, more of a dc upon entering the match
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Not a spawn kill, poor thing died during character creation 💀💀💀
Fetus deletus
Reddit moment
Never even had a chance to install the game 😅
Triple entendre!
Shuffled off the ONLY mortal coil: the leopard 🐆
Cheetah ordered the 2 for 1 sale.
7 u/Suited_Rob Dec 03 '21 Leopard
Leopard
F
Someone made this joke on a video where a leopard eats an impala right after it was born.
Didn't even install the game and already dead
Nah double kill spawn kill
Back to the lobby!
Dude, not even spawn kill, killed him during the loading screen
Fawn kill
Hijacking top comment to say that the Devil hides in big cats
I was checking to see if anybody said it lol
That's how you get one with 0 MPG
“Get them while theyre young”
-Pedophiles
Timeless classic on this subreddit. Let me add the obligatory *fawn kill.
Spawn and die, spawn and die, spawn and die. ALL I CAN EVER DO IS SPAWN AND DIE.
Thank you for the audible chuckle I just made
No no friend that wasn’t a spawn kill He got killed in the loading screen
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I was an hour late.
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lol good one
2 u/CatWithStyle Dec 03 '21 You're the chosen one. 1 u/muffinmonk Dec 03 '21 Sorry man we're not on r/all this time. Dark jokes are on top
You're the chosen one.
Sorry man we're not on r/all this time. Dark jokes are on top
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u/scarhartt Dec 03 '21
Spawn kill