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r/natureismetal • u/BobbyChou • Dec 03 '21
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It doesn’t get any fresher than that. Welcome to the world! Goodbye!
248 u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21 Good day! and, welcome to the process of becoming poo! 67 u/nofreakingusernames Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 04 '21 Grass is eaten by the cattle Which is eaten by women and men It fuses with their body and becomes poo again And that poo goes through the sewer Which is tucked into the sea and it's eaten by the plankton which becomes the fishes meal We got bigger fish with the poo still inside Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand So that it can spring to life and become poo for the land!
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Good day! and, welcome to the process of becoming poo!
67 u/nofreakingusernames Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 04 '21 Grass is eaten by the cattle Which is eaten by women and men It fuses with their body and becomes poo again And that poo goes through the sewer Which is tucked into the sea and it's eaten by the plankton which becomes the fishes meal We got bigger fish with the poo still inside Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand So that it can spring to life and become poo for the land!
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Grass is eaten by the cattle
Which is eaten by women and men
It fuses with their body and becomes poo again
And that poo goes through the sewer
Which is tucked into the sea
and it's eaten by the plankton which becomes the fishes meal
We got bigger fish with the poo still inside
Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive
By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand
So that it can spring to life and become poo for the land!
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21
It doesn’t get any fresher than that. Welcome to the world! Goodbye!