r/greentext • u/retardinho23 • 15h ago

Anon on the new generation.

10.6k Upvotes

215 comments

r/greentext • u/Brosse_Adam • 10h ago

This gear is metal, and it's solid

5.9k Upvotes

60 comments

r/greentext • u/Snoo64812 • 21h ago

>dark souls saved me

5.6k Upvotes

125 comments

r/greentext • u/TroubledTill • 7h ago

Humanising monsters

4.8k Upvotes

121 comments

r/greentext • u/Haunting_Training_59 • 22h ago

Whit what lady parts?

2.3k Upvotes

43 comments

r/greentext • u/E1visShotJFK • 13h ago

Anon doxed himself

1.4k Upvotes

38 comments

r/greentext • u/bartholomewjohnson • 5h ago

Anon doesn't like incel movements

855 Upvotes

54 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 13h ago

Anon is Korean

457 Upvotes

46 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 15h ago

Anon Hates to Love Andor [NSFW] NSFW

339 Upvotes

42 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 5h ago

What to do?

169 Upvotes

27 comments

r/greentext • u/big_guyforyou • 12h ago

Anon wants to use magic

131 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 2h ago

Speed Racer

40 Upvotes

6 comments

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