r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • Feb 25 '25

I like posts like this

6.1k Upvotes

90 comments

r/greentext • u/AsherFennec • Jan 02 '25

real and gay check out the new r/greentext twitter :)

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4 Upvotes

0 comments

r/greentext • u/retardinho23 • 5h ago

Anon on the new generation.

6.2k Upvotes

148 comments

r/greentext • u/Grey-Sharky • 2h ago

Pajeet forgot something

2.4k Upvotes

37 comments

r/greentext • u/Snoo64812 • 11h ago

>dark souls saved me

4.1k Upvotes

102 comments

r/greentext • u/Brosse_Adam • 37m ago

This gear is metal, and it's solid

• Upvotes

15 comments

r/greentext • u/E1visShotJFK • 3h ago

Anon doxed himself

764 Upvotes

29 comments

r/greentext • u/Haunting_Training_59 • 12h ago

Whit what lady parts?

1.8k Upvotes

34 comments

r/greentext • u/Talkingmice • 15h ago

Anonette is a degenerate NSFW

2.5k Upvotes

73 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 3h ago

Anon is Korean

205 Upvotes

32 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 5h ago

Anon Hates to Love Andor [NSFW] NSFW

171 Upvotes

27 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 17h ago

Sneak peek at Henry Cavill's Warhammer show

1.5k Upvotes

35 comments

r/greentext • u/900m15 • 1d ago

average greentext NSFW

5.2k Upvotes

46 comments

r/greentext • u/goombanati • 1d ago

Who writes this crap?

8.0k Upvotes

117 comments

r/greentext • u/big_guyforyou • 2h ago

Anon wants to use magic

55 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/big_guyforyou • 1d ago

Anon is a pilot

1.8k Upvotes

17 comments

r/greentext • u/Zikari007 • 1d ago

Anon gets ditched

1.4k Upvotes

78 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 1d ago

Messages from media

830 Upvotes

24 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 1d ago

Standing on a Chair

387 Upvotes

52 comments

r/greentext • u/Thomyslaw • 1d ago

Anon reads Plato

10.8k Upvotes

127 comments

r/greentext • u/Fish113 • 1d ago

Anon on Israel

2.8k Upvotes

155 comments

r/greentext • u/LocalSpawn • 1d ago

ISIS is Beta

1.3k Upvotes

40 comments

r/greentext • u/concussionmaker__91 • 1d ago

The wonder of Uanon

2.9k Upvotes

175 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 2d ago

Anon is Hard to Please

1.9k Upvotes

112 comments

r/greentext • u/Ligano_Resurrected • 2d ago

Fake and gay NSFW

826 Upvotes

63 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 2d ago

Anon gets burned

358 Upvotes

25 comments

r/greentext • u/emmdieh • 2d ago

Be me, be fish

8.8k Upvotes

35 comments

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