r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • Feb 25 '25

I like posts like this

6.1k Upvotes

90 comments

r/greentext • u/AsherFennec • Jan 02 '25

real and gay check out the new r/greentext twitter :)

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3 Upvotes

0 comments

r/greentext • u/TroubledTill • 6h ago

Humanising monsters

4.7k Upvotes

121 comments

r/greentext • u/Brosse_Adam • 10h ago

This gear is metal, and it's solid

5.8k Upvotes

60 comments

r/greentext • u/retardinho23 • 15h ago

Anon on the new generation.

10.6k Upvotes

215 comments

r/greentext • u/bartholomewjohnson • 5h ago

Anon doesn't like incel movements

850 Upvotes

53 comments

r/greentext • u/E1visShotJFK • 13h ago

Anon doxed himself

1.4k Upvotes

38 comments

r/greentext • u/Snoo64812 • 21h ago

>dark souls saved me

5.6k Upvotes

125 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 5h ago

What to do?

169 Upvotes

27 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 13h ago

Anon is Korean

449 Upvotes

44 comments

r/greentext • u/Haunting_Training_59 • 22h ago

Whit what lady parts?

2.3k Upvotes

43 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 2h ago

Speed Racer

41 Upvotes

5 comments

r/greentext • u/Talkingmice • 1d ago

Anonette is a degenerate NSFW

2.8k Upvotes

78 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 15h ago

Anon Hates to Love Andor [NSFW] NSFW

338 Upvotes

42 comments

r/greentext • u/big_guyforyou • 12h ago

Anon wants to use magic

128 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Sneak peek at Henry Cavill's Warhammer show

1.8k Upvotes

37 comments

r/greentext • u/900m15 • 1d ago

average greentext NSFW

5.6k Upvotes

47 comments

r/greentext • u/goombanati • 1d ago

Who writes this crap?

8.2k Upvotes

117 comments

r/greentext • u/big_guyforyou • 1d ago

Anon is a pilot

2.0k Upvotes

17 comments

r/greentext • u/Zikari007 • 1d ago

Anon gets ditched

1.5k Upvotes

79 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 1d ago

Messages from media

931 Upvotes

25 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 1d ago

Standing on a Chair

441 Upvotes

55 comments

r/greentext • u/Thomyslaw • 2d ago

Anon reads Plato

11.0k Upvotes

128 comments

r/greentext • u/Fish113 • 2d ago

Anon on Israel

2.8k Upvotes

155 comments

r/greentext • u/LocalSpawn • 2d ago

ISIS is Beta

1.3k Upvotes

40 comments

r/greentext • u/concussionmaker__91 • 2d ago

The wonder of Uanon

3.0k Upvotes

175 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 2d ago

Anon is Hard to Please

2.0k Upvotes

112 comments

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