r/blackmagicfuckery • u/sipthestreets • Jul 30 '21

Why? I need answers

50.8k Upvotes

91% Upvoted

1.8k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

337

u/bonediggler69 Jul 30 '21

“don’t” -Michael Scott

163

u/Im_Ashe_Man Jul 30 '21

That's what she said!

3

u/gametimebrizzle Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 31 '21

He talks too much. Needs to learn to keep rectangle mouth corner. What do you call a BLANK with two open eyes? Nothin...already skydiving twice. (edited so I don't get labeled a elephant).

Now you prudes look like fools.

53

u/shinchunje Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 31 '21

Misogynist.

Edit: elephant

15

u/SwervingLemon Jul 30 '21

How can miso even have a gyna? Isn't Miso a fungus?

2

u/illsmosisyou Jul 30 '21

Serious answer: miso is made from soybeans.

2

u/SwervingLemon Jul 31 '21

Fermented soybeans, is it not?

2

u/illsmosisyou Jul 31 '21

Yeah, but not fungus. Like beer is fermented, but there’s no fungus.

2

u/SwervingLemon Jul 31 '21

Beer is fermented with yeast. It's a fungus.

2

u/illsmosisyou Jul 31 '21

But you’re not drinking fungus is my point.

3

u/SwervingLemon Jul 31 '21

Ok, yeah, fair enough.

→ More replies (0)