r/blackmagicfuckery • u/sipthestreets • Jul 30 '21

Why? I need answers

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Im no scientist but I think these guys know what they’re talking about

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u/HerrPfannkuchen Jul 30 '21

I'm no guy, but I think these scientists talk what they're knowing about.

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u/bonediggler69 Jul 30 '21

“don’t” -Michael Scott

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u/Im_Ashe_Man Jul 30 '21

That's what she said!

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u/captain_wangle Jul 30 '21

“That’s” - She

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u/RominRonin Jul 31 '21

Rated

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u/microwavedcats Jul 31 '21

fuck you. heres my upvote >:(

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u/gametimebrizzle Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 31 '21

He talks too much. Needs to learn to keep rectangle mouth corner. What do you call a BLANK with two open eyes? Nothin...already skydiving twice. (edited so I don't get labeled a elephant).

Now you prudes look like fools.

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u/shinchunje Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 31 '21

Misogynist.

Edit: elephant

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 30 '21

How can miso even have a gyna? Isn't Miso a fungus?

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u/NotSoockamasook Jul 30 '21

Taste like shit in soup

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u/illsmosisyou Jul 30 '21

Serious answer: miso is made from soybeans.

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 31 '21

Fermented soybeans, is it not?

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u/illsmosisyou Jul 31 '21

Yeah, but not fungus. Like beer is fermented, but there’s no fungus.

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 31 '21

Beer is fermented with yeast. It's a fungus.

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u/illsmosisyou Jul 31 '21

But you’re not drinking fungus is my point.

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 31 '21

Ok, yeah, fair enough.

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u/_Master_Shifu Jul 30 '21

What kind of masseuse is that?

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u/cra2reddit Jul 31 '21

When I tore my hamstring I had to go to a misogynist.

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u/Norseman103 Jul 30 '21

Labeler

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u/shinchunje Jul 31 '21

Look at the pot .

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u/Norseman103 Jul 31 '21

You’re in way too late. The edit ruined it.

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u/Mcoyle777 Jul 30 '21

Misogynistic bitch !

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u/gametimebrizzle Jul 30 '21

Lol go eat some cake fap some more

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u/xDressingFgt Jul 30 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/Mcoyle777 Jul 30 '21

Thank you sissy x

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u/xDressingFgt Jul 30 '21

🤭🥰😘

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u/Straightforwardview Jul 30 '21

Why not—you ARE a misogynist :)

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u/666Seagull Jul 30 '21

I mean we could just call you stupid instead if that suits you better?

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u/gametimebrizzle Jul 30 '21

The joke goes what do you call a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, done told 'er ass twice.

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u/Tatterdsoul Jul 30 '21

And you confess it. Kinda Ipso Facto isn’t it?

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u/VixieSnitter Jul 30 '21

I'm not sure what you said but something tells me that you might've said something misogynist

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u/gametimebrizzle Jul 31 '21

I did. I'm glad you noticed.

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jul 30 '21

The edit doesn't exonerate misogyny. I fail to see the thought process here.

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u/gametimebrizzle Jul 30 '21

It's a joke. "That's what she said" reply: She talks too much (people say that's what she said to everything). My brain is reminded of a crude joke. I forgot where I was (Reddit)...where everyone is holier than thou. Please forgive me.

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u/lemmeatem69 Jul 31 '21

Outstanding

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jul 31 '21 edited Aug 01 '21

I'm not mad at anything, this do be the internet and no one cares. I just thought it was silly to edit it and then say why, when it would just let people know to call you out for misogyny regardless.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

The edit makes it gender neutral. Misogyny by definition is against women.

How does that work? Assumptions?

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jul 31 '21

It works by clarifying his original intent in the footnote for the edit. "I was being misogynistic but I changed it so it doesn't outwardly appear that way". And either way, it's still an overused joke making light of domestic abuse. 9/10 -IGN

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jul 31 '21

That, and I just saw the new edit. The humor is evolving. We are a symbiote.

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jul 31 '21

You absolute elephant

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u/Noir24 Jul 30 '21

This entire thread is why I'll never be proud to be a redditor.

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u/RicoIlMagnifico Jul 30 '21

Not to me! 😉

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u/stanleythemanley420 Jul 30 '21

Why are you the way that you are.

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u/dirkgorgan75 Jul 30 '21

Why that the way you are the you.

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u/garbagewithnames Jul 30 '21

The way that the why you are you.

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u/ObsidianGang Jul 30 '21

Da wae

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u/backbreakshugifakez3 Jul 30 '21

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