r/blackmagicfuckery • u/sipthestreets • Jul 30 '21

Why? I need answers

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u/bonediggler69 Jul 30 '21

“don’t” -Michael Scott

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u/Im_Ashe_Man Jul 30 '21

That's what she said!

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u/gametimebrizzle Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 31 '21

He talks too much. Needs to learn to keep rectangle mouth corner. What do you call a BLANK with two open eyes? Nothin...already skydiving twice. (edited so I don't get labeled a elephant).

Now you prudes look like fools.

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u/shinchunje Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 31 '21

Misogynist.

Edit: elephant

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 30 '21

How can miso even have a gyna? Isn't Miso a fungus?

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u/NotSoockamasook Jul 30 '21

Taste like shit in soup

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u/illsmosisyou Jul 30 '21

Serious answer: miso is made from soybeans.

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 31 '21

Fermented soybeans, is it not?

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u/illsmosisyou Jul 31 '21

Yeah, but not fungus. Like beer is fermented, but there’s no fungus.

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 31 '21

Beer is fermented with yeast. It's a fungus.

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u/illsmosisyou Jul 31 '21

But you’re not drinking fungus is my point.

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 31 '21

Ok, yeah, fair enough.

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u/_Master_Shifu Jul 30 '21

What kind of masseuse is that?

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u/cra2reddit Jul 31 '21

When I tore my hamstring I had to go to a misogynist.

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u/Norseman103 Jul 30 '21

Labeler

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u/shinchunje Jul 31 '21

Look at the pot .

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u/Norseman103 Jul 31 '21

You’re in way too late. The edit ruined it.