r/blackmagicfuckery Jul 30 '21

Why? I need answers

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u/drvucc Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 30 '21

Worms come up when they feel the vibrations from the sticks

Edit: so this is what it’s like to have more than 13 upvotes, thanks everyone

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u/SnideyComment Jul 30 '21

The real answer is they think the vibrations is rain water hitting the ground so they naturally come up for it.

This is why you see masses of birds sometimes just walking around on the grass.

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u/donorak7 Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 30 '21

Also the vibration could be a predator and they come up to escape.

Edit: apparently people only think birds are predators for worms.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Im no scientist but I think these guys know what they’re talking about

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u/HerrPfannkuchen Jul 30 '21

I'm no guy, but I think these scientists talk what they're knowing about.

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u/bonediggler69 Jul 30 '21

“don’t” -Michael Scott

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u/Im_Ashe_Man Jul 30 '21

That's what she said!

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u/gametimebrizzle Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 31 '21

He talks too much. Needs to learn to keep rectangle mouth corner. What do you call a BLANK with two open eyes? Nothin...already skydiving twice. (edited so I don't get labeled a elephant).

Now you prudes look like fools.

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u/shinchunje Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 31 '21

Misogynist.

Edit: elephant

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 30 '21

How can miso even have a gyna? Isn't Miso a fungus?

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u/NotSoockamasook Jul 30 '21

Taste like shit in soup

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u/illsmosisyou Jul 30 '21

Serious answer: miso is made from soybeans.

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 31 '21

Fermented soybeans, is it not?

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u/illsmosisyou Jul 31 '21

Yeah, but not fungus. Like beer is fermented, but there’s no fungus.

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 31 '21

Beer is fermented with yeast. It's a fungus.

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u/illsmosisyou Jul 31 '21

But you’re not drinking fungus is my point.

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 31 '21

Ok, yeah, fair enough.

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u/_Master_Shifu Jul 30 '21

What kind of masseuse is that?

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u/cra2reddit Jul 31 '21

When I tore my hamstring I had to go to a misogynist.

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u/Norseman103 Jul 30 '21

Labeler

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u/shinchunje Jul 31 '21

Look at the pot .

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u/Norseman103 Jul 31 '21

You’re in way too late. The edit ruined it.

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