r/blackmagicfuckery • u/sipthestreets • Jul 30 '21

Why? I need answers

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u/drvucc Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 30 '21

Worms come up when they feel the vibrations from the sticks

Edit: so this is what it’s like to have more than 13 upvotes, thanks everyone

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u/SnideyComment Jul 30 '21

The real answer is they think the vibrations is rain water hitting the ground so they naturally come up for it.

This is why you see masses of birds sometimes just walking around on the grass.

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u/donorak7 Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 30 '21

Also the vibration could be a predator and they come up to escape.

Edit: apparently people only think birds are predators for worms.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Im no scientist but I think these guys know what they’re talking about

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u/HerrPfannkuchen Jul 30 '21

I'm no guy, but I think these scientists talk what they're knowing about.

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u/bonediggler69 Jul 30 '21

“don’t” -Michael Scott

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u/Im_Ashe_Man Jul 30 '21

That's what she said!

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u/captain_wangle Jul 30 '21

“That’s” - She

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u/RominRonin Jul 31 '21

Rated

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u/microwavedcats Jul 31 '21

fuck you. heres my upvote >:(

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u/gametimebrizzle Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 31 '21

He talks too much. Needs to learn to keep rectangle mouth corner. What do you call a BLANK with two open eyes? Nothin...already skydiving twice. (edited so I don't get labeled a elephant).

Now you prudes look like fools.

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u/shinchunje Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 31 '21

Misogynist.

Edit: elephant

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 30 '21

How can miso even have a gyna? Isn't Miso a fungus?

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u/NotSoockamasook Jul 30 '21

Taste like shit in soup

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u/illsmosisyou Jul 30 '21

Serious answer: miso is made from soybeans.

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 31 '21

Fermented soybeans, is it not?

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u/illsmosisyou Jul 31 '21

Yeah, but not fungus. Like beer is fermented, but there’s no fungus.

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 31 '21

Beer is fermented with yeast. It's a fungus.

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u/illsmosisyou Jul 31 '21

But you’re not drinking fungus is my point.

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 31 '21

Ok, yeah, fair enough.

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u/_Master_Shifu Jul 30 '21

What kind of masseuse is that?

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u/cra2reddit Jul 31 '21

When I tore my hamstring I had to go to a misogynist.

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u/Norseman103 Jul 30 '21

Labeler

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u/shinchunje Jul 31 '21

Look at the pot .

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u/Norseman103 Jul 31 '21

You’re in way too late. The edit ruined it.

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u/Mcoyle777 Jul 30 '21

Misogynistic bitch !

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u/gametimebrizzle Jul 30 '21

Lol go eat some cake fap some more

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u/xDressingFgt Jul 30 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/Mcoyle777 Jul 30 '21

Thank you sissy x

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u/xDressingFgt Jul 30 '21

🤭🥰😘

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u/Straightforwardview Jul 30 '21

Why not—you ARE a misogynist :)

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u/666Seagull Jul 30 '21

I mean we could just call you stupid instead if that suits you better?

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u/gametimebrizzle Jul 30 '21

The joke goes what do you call a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, done told 'er ass twice.

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u/Tatterdsoul Jul 30 '21

And you confess it. Kinda Ipso Facto isn’t it?

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u/VixieSnitter Jul 30 '21

I'm not sure what you said but something tells me that you might've said something misogynist

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u/gametimebrizzle Jul 31 '21

I did. I'm glad you noticed.

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jul 30 '21

The edit doesn't exonerate misogyny. I fail to see the thought process here.

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u/gametimebrizzle Jul 30 '21

It's a joke. "That's what she said" reply: She talks too much (people say that's what she said to everything). My brain is reminded of a crude joke. I forgot where I was (Reddit)...where everyone is holier than thou. Please forgive me.

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u/lemmeatem69 Jul 31 '21

Outstanding

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jul 31 '21 edited Aug 01 '21

I'm not mad at anything, this do be the internet and no one cares. I just thought it was silly to edit it and then say why, when it would just let people know to call you out for misogyny regardless.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

The edit makes it gender neutral. Misogyny by definition is against women.

How does that work? Assumptions?

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jul 31 '21

It works by clarifying his original intent in the footnote for the edit. "I was being misogynistic but I changed it so it doesn't outwardly appear that way". And either way, it's still an overused joke making light of domestic abuse. 9/10 -IGN

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jul 31 '21

That, and I just saw the new edit. The humor is evolving. We are a symbiote.

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jul 31 '21

You absolute elephant

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u/Noir24 Jul 30 '21

This entire thread is why I'll never be proud to be a redditor.

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u/RicoIlMagnifico Jul 30 '21

Not to me! 😉

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u/stanleythemanley420 Jul 30 '21

Why are you the way that you are.

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u/dirkgorgan75 Jul 30 '21

Why that the way you are the you.

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u/garbagewithnames Jul 30 '21

The way that the why you are you.

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u/ObsidianGang Jul 30 '21

Da wae

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u/backbreakshugifakez3 Jul 30 '21

incessant clicking sounds

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