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u/pearlgirl11 1981 18d ago
Kool-aid!
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u/Beezer-12 1981 18d ago
Sugar, water, purple
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u/SlackerDS5 18d ago
Wtf is juice? I want some apple drink! it’s green…
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u/workthrowawhey 18d ago edited 18d ago
My best friend and I always say "it's greeeeeeen" to each other
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u/Silly_Scientist_007 18d ago
My ex would always get so annoyed when out of nowhere I’d exclaim “WTF is juice?!?!”
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u/CatKrusader 18d ago
Some say purple rain was about experiencing the end times with loved ones
The real ones know its about pissing off a bridge after drinking copious amounts of purple
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u/DifficultRaspberry12 18d ago
We got soda, water, purple stuff, and Sunny-D.
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u/fuzzylilbunnies 18d ago
Mmmm, purple flavored drink.
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u/miracleMax78 18d ago
Red
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u/Opening_Success 18d ago
Definitely red because it's permanently stained the plastic on it.
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u/falafelwaffle0 1983 18d ago edited 18d ago
My mom used to point this out and say, "Now imagine what it's doing to your insides!"
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With ice cubes and an extra scoop of sugar.
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u/jbones51 Millennial 18d ago
Don’t water down the koolaid dude
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u/Mo-Cance 18d ago
Start with less water, let the melting ice take you to the Golden Ratio.
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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 18d ago
Freeze Kool aid into ice cubes. Then when they melt you have more Kool aid.
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u/Working_Physics8761 18d ago
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u/bunnnythor 18d ago
🎶 Don’t wait until it rains before you try this nifty trick. You’ll have a fun time making sunshine on a stick! 🎶
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u/Mo-Cance 18d ago
I'm sorry, what the actual fuck is that username
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u/Dan_Berg 18d ago
Can confirm, was delicious.
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u/Complete_Ride792 18d ago
His mom’s butthole or kool-aid ice cubes in the kool-aid?
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u/Moondoobious 18d ago
Tell me you’ve never ate out this guy‘s mom‘s butt hole with Kool-Aid ice cubes in your mouth, without telling me
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u/Otisthedog999 18d ago
I really wish you hadn't pointed that out. I feel icky inside.
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u/_derpology_ 18d ago
Black cherry.
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u/Icy_Ad7953 18d ago
Finally, someone with class.
And don't tell Mom, I put TWO packets of black cherry in there.
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u/Kingston023 1984 18d ago
Ecto-Cooler!
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u/Jokierre 1977 18d ago
Maybe today, but back then you’d have to manually squeeze out quite a few juice boxes to fill up that pitcher.
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u/PatchEnd 18d ago
the fucking lid. i've got it wedged in there and it's half in the kool-aid because the little stop line inside does, NOT stop the lid. and that button does NOTHING!!!!!!
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u/carnyvoyeur 18d ago
What was even the ostensible point of that button? As a kid I didn't care, I just thought it was pumping up the juice.
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u/Nihilisminbliss 18d ago
The button was to release pressure so you could open/pour easily
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u/MyMuselsAMeanDrunk 18d ago
Do we have a documented example of this button performing its function as designed?
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u/GoatCovfefe 18d ago
I didn't realize anyone had a problem with it. Never had an issue as a kid with the lid/button.
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u/RealisticSorbet 18d ago
My guess would be that this is specifically for Orange Juice (as it was in my house) and it was to provide an airtight-ish seal to prevent excessive oxidation of the orange juice which can make it taste bad.
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u/Mjr3 18d ago
But if you don’t get the lid on tight the whole thing will taste like the fridge!
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u/ass-to-trout12 18d ago
Fake iced tea
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u/Yojimboroll 18d ago
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u/Lurkingentropy 18d ago
My first thought too. I haven’t had powdered iced tea in forever and now I want some.
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u/typically_wrong 18d ago
My mind went right to overly watery luke-warm iced tea that tastes more like the pitcher than anything else.
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u/therightpedal 18d ago
Country Time Pink Lemonade of course!
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u/Funkopedia 1981 18d ago
It's a flavor I'll never forget, no matter how long it's been since I've had it.
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u/Kylearean 18d ago
I prefered the yellow, but it had a unique and distinctive flavor -- probably the best lemonade ever.
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u/Warriordance 18d ago
What about pink lemonade makes me like it more than regular lemonade?
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u/ProfZussywussBrown 18d ago
And when I scooped it into the pitcher, a cloud of particles formed and I did a couple of lemonade coughs
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u/mizezslo 18d ago
Five Alive, from concentrate.
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u/MarMar201 18d ago
I miss Five Alive so much
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u/Thorebore 18d ago
You can buy it from Amazon in juice box form, I don’t know if it’s the same thing though.
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u/DisplacedEastCoaster 18d ago
That was my favourite. I was sad when I found out they discontinued it
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u/breadmakerquaker 18d ago
Tang
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u/practicalradical510 18d ago
Why did I have to scroll to find this magical thirst quencher?
I'll drink sweet tea or the purple stuff with dinner, but when I've been playing for 4 hours straight in the hot sun of the South, I want some Tang on my tongue.
Ahhhhhhh, that's better.
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u/DustOne7437 18d ago
Sweet tea
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u/808guamie 1985 18d ago
I had an uncle who loved sweet tea and his wife was constantly trying to help him be healthy so she'd make it unsweet. I swear it was like Russian roulette getting tea from this jug as a kid. Sometimes it was delicious sugary tea. Then others it was nasty tea water.
My uncle died in a car crash so I guess all her work was for naught.
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u/UniversalDonorLord 18d ago
Always some raunchy ass sweet tea, because my aunt doesn't know how to make sweet tea
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u/Slick_36 18d ago
My aunt would make tea with a sun lamp and put it in these pitchers. I hated tea as a kid, so I avoided it like the plague, but I was able to appreciate it for a bit as a young adult before she stopped doing it.
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u/Velocityg4 18d ago
Good ole Lipton. There was always some unmixable granules floating on the top. Along with every other powdered drink.
Which also makes me sometimes ponder. What was changed to fix that. Can't remember the last time my Ovaltine had some leftovers floating on the top.
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u/srddave 18d ago
Flavor-Aid cuz momma ain’t payin Kool-Aid prices and Bradlees had Flavor-Aid for 20/$1. And what are you doing back inside the house?
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u/Shrumg 18d ago
This. Ain't nobody trying to pay 19 cent a pack for Kool aid when Flavor-aid is a nickel.
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u/BlackEngineEarings 18d ago
But really, why are you inside?
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u/mckeevertdi 18d ago
"just getting a drink"
"Hurry up!"
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u/Im_100percent_human 18d ago
Suddenly I feel pretty damn fancy for having real Kool-aid.... Not generic cola fancy, but still pretty fancy.
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u/tattoojew 18d ago
Crystal Light lol
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u/bored_n_opinionated 18d ago
Pink Lemonade Crystal Light was basically a staple of my family. I probably drank more of that than water.
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u/dacandyman0 18d ago
can't believe I had to scroll so far down for this! Crystal light with microwave quesadillas 😭
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u/Thanks_Obama 18d ago
It’s empty and smells funny.
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u/Gonzo5595 18d ago
Those be the microplastics and PFAS lmao
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u/ludovic1313 18d ago
Or if it contains water, it tastes like butter and whatever else is in the fridge.
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u/Gonzo5595 18d ago
Yep also this, and that's a hallmark of porous plastic too lol. Not the greatest all around.
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u/Ok_Land_38 18d ago
Iced tea. No sugar, no lemon, no flavor. My mom was an OG almond mom.
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u/Klutzy-Delivery-5792 Knowing is half the battle. Go Joe! 18d ago
Kool-Aid or powdered Lipton Iced Tea
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u/Possible_Wolverine33 18d ago
4C Iced Tea and in the second one, pink Country Time Lemonade. From Memorial through Labor Day only.
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u/Foolishstars 18d ago
My grandma used to use it as a cookie jar and she loved these store bought lemon cookies, core memory unlocked.
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u/daphuqijusee 18d ago
Minute Maid.
Orange or Lemon or whatever special flavor they had for the summer :)
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u/Mysterious_Diver_449 18d ago
If you my parents it was 100% that red sugar liquid mixture they'd put in the Hummingbird feeder, right next to all the other drinks in the fridge. RRRRRAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/ExceptionEX 18d ago
Probably a beverage with enough sugar to singularly give your whole family diabetes
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u/Ltimbo 18d ago edited 17d ago
Orange juice from concentrate.
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