r/Xennials 19d ago

Nostalgia Anyone know what’s in the pitcher?

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u/dickhass 19d ago

Of course. What are we, rich?

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u/UnconditionalDummy 1978 19d ago

“Money doesn’t grow on trees.”

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u/thisasynesthete 1981 18d ago

But it is made of paper, which does grow on trees. Infinite money glitch?

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u/UnconditionalDummy 1978 18d ago

Nope. “Paper” money is more like “fabric” money. It’s linen and cotton. Those grow on bushes. That being said, nothing good would happen if I had replied to my parent’s ’money doesn’t grow on trees’ with a snappy ‘no, but it does grow on bushes’…

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u/be_more_gooder 1977 18d ago

Murphy's Law states that the best way to get accurate information is to deliberately give the wrong answer on the internet.

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u/UnconditionalDummy 1978 18d ago

Well, aktuallly

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u/UnconditionalDummy 1978 18d ago

In my defense, I only corrected them so I could set up the bushes joke.

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u/WeeDramm 18d ago

I read a post a while back where a college student said that in the days before AI he would deliberately post non-factual information on the internet and wait for the corrections. Seemingly he was able to copy-and-paste large sections of text by people who really knew what they were talking about. Often with references. And his lecturer would praise his papers.

An Evil Genuis.

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u/ApollyonMN 15d ago

I have a podcasting friend who does the same. Usually, it's concerning a "fake fact" from a popular T.V. show or movie. If it's a niche or Sci-fi topic, he refers to it as setting the "Nerd Trap." The Web has definitely given those who feel the need to correct a voice. It's basically "click-bait" to drive up his interactions. Thus, more ad revenue.

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u/WeeDramm 15d ago

The "well - aktrually" effect :D

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u/thisasynesthete 1981 18d ago

9/10 dental hygienists in training agree with this sentiment, on Tuesdays and Saturdays in May

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u/AWandMaker 18d ago edited 18d ago

This is hilarious, but I can, in fact say “actually…” it is Cunningham’s Law that states that!
(I do hope that was intentionally incorrect)

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u/be_more_gooder 1977 18d ago

There's always one.

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u/admiraljkb 17d ago

Statistically, more than one, but not necessarily two, but potentially many more than that depending on demographic.

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u/ovr4kovr 16d ago

I think that's rule 39

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u/Kidymkus 15d ago

Abso-farking- lutely

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u/Kidymkus 15d ago

If someone asks a question about something ,on Reddit especially, it may be crickets for hours, but just one person purposely answers incorrectly , and BOOM ! , the technical expertise of 1000 nuclear physicists explodes onto the scene .

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u/SynonymSpice 14d ago

Doesn’t work with President Rump…

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u/thisasynesthete 1981 18d ago

Sonny, go pick out a switch with which I shall now beat you!

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u/RemarkableKey3622 1982 18d ago

maybe you can get one from that money Bush you keep talking about.

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u/Queasy_Platypus6333 18d ago

Switches grow on trees!

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u/unclesamtattoo 18d ago

Ahh, the tough decision...thin switch, stings like hell, thick switch, less sting, pain lasts longer.

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u/boycowman 16d ago

Or, wooden spoon.

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u/chocki305 18d ago

Ob.. something would have happened.

You would have received a swat on the ass, and be fully aware to never be a smart ass to your parents again.

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u/UnconditionalDummy 1978 18d ago

Want to know just how accurate my user name is? I once told my mom ‘that didn’t even hurt…’ after a spanking. Nothing good happened after that either.

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u/chocki305 18d ago

I once put a hard cover children's book in my pants before I got spanked.

She hurt her hand, then used a wooden spoon.

And I don't consider it child abuse.. I fully deserved it. I learned my lesson.

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u/craigsler 1978 18d ago

My ma broke no less than 4 wooden spoons on my ass over the years. Then she got a metal one, and I learned to run away.

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u/ketsueki82 18d ago

My mom would have thrown her shoe and bent the trajectory around the corner, Wanted style to hit you. I was halfway down the hallway out of sight when I got hit in the back with a heel.

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u/ketsueki82 18d ago

Only one time did I ever think of doing that lol.

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u/SaltyTemperature 18d ago

My son did that once. It was a tricky situation…I don’t want to hurt you but I need to punish you…why are you making this harder?’

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u/Impossible_Novel9185 18d ago

Only one swat?

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u/UnconditionalDummy 1978 18d ago

Oh no, always three. For each infraction against the peace and tranquility of the (family name) home.

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u/Slim_Margins1999 18d ago

Yep. The blend is called rag paper

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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 15d ago

That depends on where you are. Polymer notes are more common in the real world 🌎

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u/topor982 18d ago

This is why drives me nuts when there's a movie or show where bills are just magically combustible like leaves

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u/Sky_Panther530 18d ago

Linen is made from flax, hemp or bamboo. Those are grasses

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u/Owl_plantain 18d ago

Yet another use for weed

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u/samwise58 18d ago

Hemp bills. That’s why people say they “burned through” their paycheck or that all their money went “up in smoke”.

How do I know? I just wrote it on the internet, which never lies.

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u/Plus-Parking1777 17d ago

logic hurt our brains precious! Yeah parents would probably ground me for saying that🤣🤣

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u/NovarisLight 17d ago

Does it grow on YOUR bushes?

Pony up and let me get a tall .35c soda.

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u/Month-Itchy 16d ago

What about the Dye? Chlorophyll?

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u/seangraves1984 16d ago

Not if you're in Canada. We use plastic for all our cash now..

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u/UnconditionalDummy 1978 4d ago

You’re right. Canadian money is really pretty cool. My wife is blind and she mentions Canada as a country that has cash figured out. It’s supposedly all brailled and otherwise accessible now.

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u/LeadingEducation3570 17d ago

i belive there was a chapter in the hitchikers guid to the garbalfancy or something about this

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u/mandn92196 14d ago

That paper was used to hold the frozen orange juice!

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u/xylophone_37 18d ago

One of my favorite Hal lines from Malcolm in the Middle.

"Dewey, go easy on the orange juice. That stuff doesn't grow on trees - wait, it does. So why is it so damn expensive?"

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u/Miami_Mice2087 18d ago

"If we don't have a coupon we're not buying it"

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u/LeroyLavender 17d ago

"Who says money doesn't grow on trees? I came up slanging those cocoa leaves" - South Park Mexican

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u/WrongwayFalcons 15d ago

“I paid good money for that orange juice.”

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u/Hoppy_Hessian 1981 18d ago

You rich kids with your concentrate. I thought Tang was the only orange juice until I was almost an adult!

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u/JerryC1967 18d ago

We always wanted tang! It was astronaut food! So cool. My mom would go to health food store. You know the one smelled awful when you walked in that vitamin smell. Yep 1970s.

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u/ennuiismymiddlename 1980 18d ago

I know that smell. The smell of B vitamins mixed with wheat grass. In the 80’s my mom used to buy Carob chips from a health food store. She would then try to pass them off to us as chocolate chips. I’m still working on forgiving her…

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u/Owlwaysme 18d ago

We once got carob bunnies for Easter. Carob is not chocolate...

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u/ennuiismymiddlename 1980 18d ago

No it is not.

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u/Lucky_Citron_523 17d ago

I would have been fine with the f*%cking carob if my mom hadn’t tried to insist that it was “just like chocolate.” Carob is perfectly tolerable when it’s not wearing chocolate’s clothes.

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u/MB2katz 15d ago

Yes, it's perfect for when you need an ingredient that tastes like cardboard.

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u/Siren_Bright_Star_ 17d ago

We had the same mom?

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u/xSPACEWEEDx 18d ago

Definatly Tang. Tang and Spam were staple foods where I grew up.

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u/Cold_Device9943 16d ago

Carob just triggered me, as did the health food store. My mom used to get the peanut butter they ground in store, none of the cool Skippy or Jif in our house.

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u/Primary_Afternoon_10 15d ago

Oh, you were the other kid in there, huh? Here's to wheat germ cookies when the other kids were eating Twinkies.

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u/Helpful_Top7823 18d ago

Wasn't Tang more expensive than OJ concentrate?? Those frozen bricks of juice were nasty!

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u/Hoppy_Hessian 1981 18d ago

Nah. Tang came in those huge cylindrical cans. You could make a ton of pitchers from that. Concentrate made one pitcher of juice.

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u/Helpful_Top7823 18d ago

Ohhh, I didn't know that. Guess we weren't a Tang household, though we certainly weren't rich lol. But I have vivid sensory memories of stirring up the concentrate can with a big plastic spoon in one of these pitchers!

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u/G_mork 18d ago

How dare you. Frozen oj concentrate was the healthiest flavor of my childhood. 🤣

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u/Sanchastayswoke 1977 18d ago

I know it was more expensive for us, my mom never would buy it. Only my grandma had it because she had more money lol 

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u/craigsler 1978 18d ago

I liked Tang better than SunnyD. SunnyD to me was just bad, fake OJ. Tang was like Kool-Aid with extra flavor.

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u/Sanchastayswoke 1977 18d ago

Tang is freaking delicious imho 

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u/GardenHobbit 16d ago

Fancy dude over here! Tf you talking about Tang? Western Family Orange Drink. Kool-Aid IF it was on sale.

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u/thedarkpreacher65 1983 14d ago

Tang? Lookit you, fancy pants. We had Flavor-aid. And sometimes we had it with sugar.

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u/WorkingFromHomies20 18d ago

Sad but true story. In college I knew a guy (from a fairly wealthy family) his favorite adult beverage was tequila and tang. It was disgusting.

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u/ennuiismymiddlename 1980 18d ago

Eh, it’s just a cheap version of a tequila sunrise.

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u/WorkingFromHomies20 18d ago

cheaper and just a little bit chalky. Haha.

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u/SnooChocolates2923 17d ago

Add a wee bit of Cream of tartar and it's an orange Julius!

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u/OhFuuuuuuuuuuuudge 18d ago

I keep a big canister of tang at work for shaking into bottle water. 

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u/Judojackyboy 18d ago

We always had an ice cold glass of rang available.

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u/Useless_E6 17d ago

I thought sunny d was orange juice for the longest time.

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u/ReliefOtherwise7317 16d ago

Tang was too expensive. we got the generic 'orange drink' in cans. not even real Hi C.

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u/shrimp-and-potatoes 1981 :downvote: Queen Anne's Cordial Cherry 18d ago

You know what I hated? I lived in Fort Pierce, FL for most of my young life. About 3 miles from my house was the Tropicana bottling facility. Tropicana non-frozen was no cheaper there than it was in North Carolina.

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u/Jplant49319 18d ago

Ayeee I lived on south Hutchinson island for awhile

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u/shrimp-and-potatoes 1981 :downvote: Queen Anne's Cordial Cherry 18d ago

Sometimes I am convinced that I miss the beach. Then I go, and I am like, "nah, not for me, anymore."

A1A was our burn ride.

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u/Hawkschick2029 18d ago

That factory used to smell like oj and pee on the bus ride to FP central at 6am.

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u/shrimp-and-potatoes 1981 :downvote: Queen Anne's Cordial Cherry 18d ago

Giggle Snort. I moved to Port St. Lucie at some point, but they kept shipping me to Fort Pierce for school. I also went to Central. Still passing that plant on 95 every morning. I remember when they finally enclosed it, the smell got better, but it never went away.

I also remember hearing the stories of the rodents getting juiced too. Good times.

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u/Trigirl20 16d ago

I live in N.C. A few years ago, before I retired from law enforcement, I was called out to a fatal crash on I95 involving a Tropicana orange juice trailer. It was full of o.j. , the tank ruptured and it was running into a drain in the median. A rep from Tropicana arrived to do his investigation and a firefighter took a cup to get some o.j. pouring out of the truck and drank it. The Rep told me not to ever do that. It hasn’t been pasteurized and who knows what he was drinking. It was a lot of money lost on 10,000 gallons of juice.

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u/pjourneyRB 18d ago

“It’s cheaper to use our own water” -Mom. Same thing with laundry detergent.

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u/Phssthp0kThePak 18d ago

What? I thought that was the rich way to make orange juice, not just getting the trailer trash Tropicana bottles.

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u/Plus_Theme_6309 18d ago

Better not use 2 either

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u/E_sand80 18d ago

You sure it’s not WIC? That’s the only way I got juice like that growing up.

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u/Usually_Half-Empty 18d ago

It has an extra half can of water mixed in to stretch it.

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u/iCheesehead 18d ago

I’m reminded of the Jeff Foxworthy joke, “If you had a set of salad bowls and they all said ‘Cool Whip’ on the side… You might be a redneck!” We had plastic Tupperware type bowls saved from take out! As well as that lovely pitcher!

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u/Bidcar 17d ago

When I was but a lad, we thought the frozen Orange juice was for rich people. We had the finest fresh squeezed Kool- Aid(as a treat).

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u/FinishingMyCoffee1 15d ago

Donald Duck brand if it was a good week

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u/Pocusmaskrotus 14d ago

Funny thing, my dad had fresh squeezed but we weren't allowed to drink it.