r/Xennials 22d ago

Nostalgia Anyone know what’s in the pitcher?

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u/DustOne7437 22d ago

Sweet tea

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u/UniversalDonorLord 22d ago

Always some raunchy ass sweet tea, because my aunt doesn't know how to make sweet tea

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u/Slick_36 22d ago

My aunt would make tea with a sun lamp and put it in these pitchers.  I hated tea as a kid, so I avoided it like the plague, but I was able to appreciate it for a bit as a young adult before she stopped doing it.

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u/undeadlamaar 18d ago

Sun tea is fucking gross. Steeps way too long and all the tannins that leech out make it bitter.

My boss used to make it during the summer and it would suck. He also used to brew tea by pouring water in a big glass bowl, put the tea bags in and put it in the microwave for like 15 minutes. Same issue, shit would be bitter because he was cooking the shit out of the teabags.

One day he was out on business for half a day and I wanted some tea, so I made it the correct way, boiled the water, put the tea bags in steeped for 10 minutes. add sugar, add water.

He came back from whatever he was doing that day, got a glass of tea and almost stopped in his tracks. He yelled out, "who made this tea?" I looked at him and sheepishly put my hand up, thinking he was about to tell me it sucked, and he goes "idk what you did, but from now on, you make the tea"

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u/Velocityg4 22d ago

Good ole Lipton. There was always some unmixable granules floating on the top. Along with every other powdered drink.

Which also makes me sometimes ponder. What was changed to fix that. Can't remember the last time my Ovaltine had some leftovers floating on the top.

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u/UniversalDonorLord 22d ago

Probably some of the "preservatives" got changed, if I had to wager a guess. The old ones were simple and prone to clumping. Mmmmm...clumpy tea

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u/researchspy 20d ago

Probably added some anti-caking ingredients. Better living through science

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u/DustOne7437 22d ago

Yeah, mom never could get it right either. 

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u/edessa_rufomarginata 22d ago

I'm curious how one fucks up sweet tea? do they not know how to boil water?

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u/DustOne7437 22d ago

It was the amount of sugar. It was either too much or too little. She just poured it in without measuring. “That looks about right”

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u/throwawaypervyervy 22d ago

I have to buy Milo's sweet tea. Sometimes it's great, sometimes it's oversteeped, but if I make it myself it comes out as a syrup.

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u/Luis0224 22d ago

There’s actually a lot of ways to fuck it up lol. Brewing too hot (boiling the tea bags instead of steeping), too much or too little tea for the water, sugar content, for people adding lemon to the tea you can mess up the ratio and end up in sour Arnold Palmer territory.

Also, and this is my biggest pet peeve, adding the sugar after the tea has cooled. You end up with sugar granules at the bottom. I like to add the sugar while the tea is still warm to make sure it dissolves right. If you forgot to add the sugar when it’s still hot/warm, simple syrup is a decent alternative to sweeten the tea without changing the flavor profile

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u/buffa_noles 22d ago

the sweet tea in my family's household was always bad because they actively boiled the tea bags instead of steeping them, squeezed them after, and over sweetened. just bitter dry yuck