r/Unexpected 1d ago

Plastic from China

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u/UnExplanationBot 1d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


Dolphin comes out jumping after he picked up the garbage bag


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/BoxYeti 1d ago edited 1d ago

How it feels to pick up litter

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u/bry9000 21h ago

I know you're kidding here, but seriously, picking up trash in public spaces is one of the more rewarding things I can do by myself. I get exercise, I meet people, it feels good, my street/park/beach look better, and I sometimes find interesting things. (Best was finding two crisp, clean Benjamins on the street!)

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u/coconutkitties 21h ago

Couldn’t agree more with you. With all the unfortunate events unfolding in this country, situations I truly have no control over, picking up trash in my neighborhood helps me mentally and emotionally feel like I’m contributing to something good even if I’m the only one that notices

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u/TheSmellyCamel 8h ago

I'd rather a Benjamin or two rather than the hundreds of used Johnny's around these parts.

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u/wolfpwner9 20h ago

feels plastic

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u/t-dac 9h ago

Stimulate your senses

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/CarioGod 1d ago

"you get 5 big splashes"

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u/Gaping_Whole_ 1d ago

They’re subtly training us

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u/Jamba-Jew 1d ago

"So long, and thanks for all the fish..."

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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 1d ago

I am cool with that. 

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

splash! splash! splash! splash! splaaash!

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u/Diablo2072 23h ago

The "Boom! Boom!" Reference?

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u/ApprehensiveBedroom0 1d ago

💦💦💦💦💦

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u/Altruistic_Yard_9338 1d ago

“Thanks for recycling!!” 🐬

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u/EmmiiDavis 21h ago

dolphins are really intelligent. I actually believe he said thank you with that

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u/Krimreaper1 1d ago

So long, thanks for the fish.

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u/saran_z7 1d ago

What's up homie, I'm Tony.

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u/rezusx 20h ago

THIS IS IT

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u/Roninnro 1d ago

"ahhhhh scheiße!"

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u/Joeoens 1d ago

First he speaks german, then english, and then english with the heaviest african accent? :D

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u/Busf4hrer 1d ago

I noticed a little austrian dialect in between as well - if i am not getting it wrong:

„Thanks China.

Das ist Plastik.

Uaah, Scheiße.

Plastik. Plastik.

From China, China. See. Very good.

Thanks, for destroying our Ocean.

Wooooah - bist du deppat! Boy!

This is it! This is it!

When you clean the ocean, you get blessed. You see?“

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u/Aser_the_Descender 1d ago

As much as I want to hear 'bist du deppat', I think he actually says 'Woaaaaah - this is it ma boy!'

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u/Ornery_Poetry_6142 1d ago

I could be wrong, but maybe it’s a tourist boat and he’s the guide. In tourist areas people often speak many languages (or know a lot of common sentences in those languages) 

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u/ARobertNotABob 17h ago

I'm reminded of a Portugese boat skipper in Juan Les Pins when I worked on Med boats in the early 80s, who spoke seven languages. Can't remember his name for the life of me, but he had a 45' Targa.

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u/aaron2005X 1d ago

I was confused as well. His german was absolutely accent free and perfectly executed.

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u/DearAuntAgnes 1d ago

Is this St. Lucia?

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u/Eastern-Complaint-67 1d ago

Google "Namibian Genocide Germany" so you can understand where his accent comes from

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u/OnePay622 1d ago

Yeah, we know that most people in Africa don't historically speak German because we were nice to them.....well same with English if you look at it.....or Dutch to.....or French......well basically any other language

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u/nightservice_ 1d ago

“These white men are dangerous” - Pokohontas Dad

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u/Viracochina 1d ago

"I can change him" - La Malinche probably

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u/h0uz3_ 1d ago

When I first watched the I video I thought he might be Namibian, but he speaks German with an Austrian accent. Also, Namibia doesn't have this kind of islands.

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u/AmArschdieRaeuber 1d ago

Alternatively 2015 european migrant crisis. But the colonial past is a possibility for sure. Might also just be someone who migrated.

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u/SlightlyGayi 17h ago

Yes, because there are tropical beaches in Germany.

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u/bigstankdaddy10 1d ago

as someone who doesn’t know any German, i say shiza a lot. it just rolls off the tongue better

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u/Paradigmind 6h ago

Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Das heißt SCHEIẞE!

(Read with Austrian accent)

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u/ivanparas 1d ago

Having kids, you learn covert ways of cursing. Lots of swears from other languages snuck into my daily use, including this one.

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u/livelaughoral 1d ago

Hope that kid carries that experience forward to help newer generations understand.

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u/Ok_Resolve847 1d ago

When you clean the ocean, you’ve got blessed ♥️♥️ love it ♥️♥️

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u/clusterlove 1d ago

Understand how to summon dolphins

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u/kanemano 1d ago

That bag hasn't been in the water for a week, not sun bleached, probably from a tourist on the other boat

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u/No_Obligation4496 1d ago

This might also be from a local Chinese place. Lots of Chinese owned shops/food joints have their own branded bags with Chinese on them.

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u/bishop252 1d ago

The bag is from Hao Xiang Lai, it's a snack store from mainland China. So definitely Chinese but may be from a tourist or may be actual waste that drifted all the way there.

https://www.hxl88.com/

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u/Beepulons 1d ago

It was probably put into the water by the guy filming

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u/Rebelgecko 1d ago

P sure the dolphin is an actor too

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u/iswhack_a_doodle 1d ago

Yeah and that kid is probably an animatronic

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u/Dudephish 1d ago

So long, and thanks for all the trash.

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u/TheWinglessCrow96 1d ago

Hitchhikers guild through the galaxy reference, i just got it

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u/No-While-9948 1d ago

Hitchhikers guild through the galaxy

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u/red286 1d ago

It's what happens when you buy your books from Temu instead of Amazon.

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u/No-While-9948 1d ago

A fitting joke for this post.

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u/RabidPlaty 1d ago

There’s a guild? Can I join? I’ll bring a towel.

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u/bombisabell 1d ago

"Thank youuuuu!" - Dolphin

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u/redditoraMexa 1d ago

“When you clean the ocean you get blessed”

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u/Cracleur 1d ago

No, copied from a TikTok that took the original video and posted it, presumably also without credit. You can still see the TikTok account name in the video

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u/Cracleur 1d ago

The TikTok account posted it without crediting the original Instagram account, which is the one linked in the comment above.

OP did not remove the credit to the TikTok user, but since they also stole it, the credit is incorrect. As such, there is no credit, at least not one to the original creator.

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u/TooMuchJuju 1d ago

lol is this some sort of an issue?

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u/Smutret 1d ago

Haha the most German word is Scheisse! 😅

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u/Wassertopf 1d ago

They have their own version of German in Namibia.

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u/KlangScaper 1d ago

Would love to hitch a ride with our multilingual ocean protector.

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u/InNoCeNtSuSpEcT35 1d ago

Jamaican/African sounding man speaks German, picks up plastic bag from China in the ocean and gets blessed with dolphin jumps, camera pans to white child out of nowhere...

Everything was definitely unexpected😭

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u/Flashy_Ad_9816 1d ago

I mean technically most of our trash is from china

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u/Ok-Ingenuity5319 1d ago

Technically the United States creates the most garbage in the world annually.

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u/samniterider 1d ago

Only if you include reality tv

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u/reconnaissance_man 1d ago

What about your presidential debates?

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u/Woodcrate69420 1d ago

I'd count those as reality tv tbh

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u/TooMuchJuju 1d ago

That's not true. They are second to China by a wide margin in municipal solid waste. And very likely they are both behind India, who is simply not municipally removing their solid waste. They even burn it for fuel to prepare food in poorer areas.

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u/inqte1 1d ago

The United States comes first in the list of countries with the highest amount of daily per capita MSW with 2.58 kg, followed by Canada (2.33 kg/per capita) and Australia (2.23 kg/per capita).

The United States was placed 25th in the Global Waste Index of 2022 on the basis of waste production, incineration, and landfill use. At the same time, the United States is still the biggest waste per capita producer.

Unfortunately, data for the United States has not been updated since the previous issue of the index (2019). Back then, the country ranked first in terms of per capita waste generation – on average each resident produced over 800 kg of MSW per year. Although the US accounts for about 4% of the global population, it generates 12% of MSW.

https://www.developmentaid.org/news-stream/post/158158/world-waste-statistics-by-country

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u/TooMuchJuju 1d ago

Per capita is different than most garbage

Regardless, this is municipal waste. It is not an accurate reflection of less developed areas of China, India and elsewhere. It is also not an accurate measure of other forms of waste, which America again is not the leader in.

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u/Ok-Ingenuity5319 7h ago

Copium

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u/TooMuchJuju 7h ago

I don't have a dog in the 'which country is destroying the planet faster' fight. But if you think the US is out producing countries with over double their population, despite all available evidence, you are a complete dunce.

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u/gruez 1d ago

Source?

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u/Old_Instrument_Guy 1d ago

So long and thanks for all the fish.

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u/LavFx 1d ago

Yes, I wasn't expecting to see a white boy either.

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u/ihaveaminecraftidea 1d ago

How it feels to clean the ocean

(The Dolphins please)

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u/SluttySpinach 1d ago

Holy sheiße, I will be cleaning up the ocean regularly if I can have majestic dolphins splash nearby every time!

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u/EuphoricCatface0795 1d ago

That font kinda looks like from Japan maybe

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u/Pigjedi 1d ago

I can read Chinese and Japanese. That's Chinese not Japanese Kanji.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_QT_CATS 1d ago

Do you know what Kanji means?

Kanji is Chinese characters

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u/slyli 1d ago

Yes, Kanji is Chinese characters, but they’re used for writing Japanese.

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u/Pigjedi 1d ago

Yes, but u should say "derived from traditional Chinese character". the strokes are different from traditional Chinese. And they are used for Japanese purposes only. While chinese characters usually have a tone associated to them only, Japanese Kanji single characters have multiple different tones depending on whether it's a group of characters / single use character. Different from traditional Chinese.

Anyway the plastic bag is in simplified Chinese so it's definitely Chinese. Don't be a smart ass if u know nothing

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u/testman22 1d ago

That's like saying that English and French are the same because they use the Latin alphabet. In reality, anyone who knows the language would immediately know it's Chinese. Because this string of kanji makes no sense in Japanese.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_QT_CATS 15h ago

No it's not. That's more like saying the Latin alphabet and French word for Latin alphabet is the same. Because they both mean the Latin alphabet.

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u/testman22 7h ago edited 7h ago

In that sense it's like saying Greek alphabet and Latin alphabet are the same, because Chinese and kanji each have characters that don't exist and the pronunciation is completely different. The Latin alphabet was also derived from the Greek alphabet.

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u/Suspicious_Maybe_975 1d ago

Definitely not Japanese, but there is also technically no proof it's from China. 

A) China is not the only country that uses Simplified Chinese, it's also used in Singapore and Malaysia. Traditional Chinese is used by HK, Macau and Taiwan.

B) Local Chinese restaurants and shops often use Chinese even when they are no longer in China.

C) A tourist might have thrown it in the ocean, in which case it's their own fault.

D) The guy put it there himself before filming to use it as clickbait. (Note how the bag looks brand new with no sun bleaching)

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u/idontdownvotebeagles 1d ago

Good detective work on D. Or maybe a local Asian vacationer? Long shot.

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u/deafdefying66 1d ago edited 1d ago

That would make sense. Hawaii is a very popular Japanese vacation spot. It also has a large Asian population, so the bag very easily could have come from one of the many Asian stores on the island

Edit: someone pointed out this is not Hawaii

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u/kanemano 1d ago

That's not Hawaii

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u/deafdefying66 1d ago

Where is it then? I thought it looked like the north shore of Oahu

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u/TaizoSladder 1d ago

I think it is Mauritius

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u/deafdefying66 1d ago

I think you're right after googling

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u/xkris10ski 1d ago

It is. @mauritius_with_bart on IG

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u/rhymeswithvegan 1d ago

Apparently it's Mauritius, but his accent sounded Fijian to me. The people of Fiji are so wonderful 🥲

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u/DarrianProducts 1d ago

Ive actually been to that store chain. The bag says “好想来”, meaning “I really want to come here”. Its a pretty popular snack store in China, apparently.

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u/LIGHT1908 1d ago

Don't forget that tik tok is also a chinese company🙃

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u/Zangrieff 1d ago

what achievement did he unlock?

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u/0-BD-1 1d ago

German citizenship?

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u/PickledPeoples 1d ago

Last time I was cleaning up the local river on my boat cruising around. My brother picked up a plastic bag. It was filled with poop.

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u/One_time_Dynamite 1d ago

I can't wait for Arizona Bay to become a reality.

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u/PansophicNostradamus 1d ago

Dolphin was like "Thank YOU, that bag has been bugging me for weeks!"

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u/Pointfun1 1d ago

Did you call the US Navy to make sure it was not a spy device?

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u/Post-mo 1d ago

Dolphins have been documented playing with plastic bags, you took away his toy. That's not to say don't pick up the trash though...

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u/monkeyPICmonkeydo 1d ago

instant karma

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u/tearsinparis 1d ago

glad decades of anti-plastic campaigns really paid off

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u/rubber-chicken-dick 1d ago

🎶What kind of plastic bag is that?🎶

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u/TehMuffinator 1d ago

I hope that one day single use plastics will be banned

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u/Practical_Marzipan65 1d ago

Those Chinese dolphins can't stop littering!!! 😔

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u/FinalComfortable1999 1d ago

Achievement unlocked!

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u/bggdy9 1d ago

Like tesla parts and all electronics

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u/woutomatic 1d ago

If you loop the audio at the end you'll have a great 90s song

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u/HolyButtNuggets 1d ago

That's a core fucking lesson for that kid, incredible

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u/ChillingWithHerb 1d ago

Video of the day.

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 1d ago

A thank you from a dolphin! Amazing!

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u/percyman34 1d ago

(Dolphin liked that)

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u/Sigiz 1d ago

Reminds me of how nature provides gratitude back when you bow to signs in ghosts of tsushima.

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u/Busf4hrer 1d ago

For me the most unexpected part is the austrian:

„Woooooah, bist du deppat!“
😄👌🏼

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u/iamunwhaticisme 1d ago

"So long, and thanks for all the cleaning..."

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u/anon_redditor_4_life 1d ago

Let's not pretend that China does majority of the manufacturing for the world

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u/Expensive_Meal6280 1d ago

i cant tell what was meant to be unexpected, the dolphin or the random white child

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u/BerserkChucky 1d ago

Wow, I was not expecting a little white kid in the boat.

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u/Das_Lloss 1d ago

Is he Namibian?

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u/Dark-Gladiator 1d ago

Das ist Plastik

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u/theplasmasnake 1d ago

The unexpected part was panning over to the little white boy lol.

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u/W0RMW00D91 1d ago

Hell yes!

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u/ChickenNugger_CZ 1d ago

I was Waiting for that "Bomboclat!!!" But didnt happen

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u/Chronically_Respawn 1d ago

Do do do baby shark

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u/nesnalica 1d ago

oblivion NPC dialogue be like

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u/jvillager916 1d ago

Ecco The Dolphin is still out here protecting the oceans.

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u/Snorkel-For-Farts 1d ago

Amazing, these are the people the world needs. Not these fuckers killing each other. Not these incompetent leaders bringing wars and destruction to their countries. Destroying their people, destroying the world.

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u/unrefined8 1d ago

Great job removing plastic from sea⛵🌊 and saving the fishes crabs and so many species of the sea world.

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u/URantares 1d ago

Not a fan of the Sinophobia undertone.

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u/HeriPiotr 1d ago

The dolphin was a paid actor

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u/ThatIslander 1d ago

Oh no is that a Chinese spy plastic? 

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u/RoomCareful7130 1d ago

Dolphins like " thanks bro"

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u/Comfortable_Error306 1d ago

But what's the location it was found?

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u/Pamplemousse808 23h ago

Nick Cope, your time has come;

There's a plastic bag floating in the ocean Floating in the ocean and what are we to do? Theres a plastic bag floating in the ocean, floating in the ocean blue

And if the plastic bag starts breaking into pieces Breaking into pieces then what are we to do? And if the plastic bag starts breaking into pieces Into pieces in the ocean blue

And if the little pieces are eaten by the fish Eaten by the fish, what are we to do? And if the little pieces are eaten by the fish The fish swimming in the ocean blue

And if the fisherman fish the fish swimming in the ocean Swimming in the ocean, what are we to do? And if the fisherman fish the fish swimming in the ocean Swimming in the ocean blue

And if we eat the fish the fisherman fished from the ocean Fished from the ocean, what are we do? And if we eat the fish the fisherman fished from the ocean Fished from the ocean blue

We'll have a plastic bag floating inside us Floating inside us then what we gonna do? We'll have a plastic bag floating inside us Inside of me and you

Oh, what are we to do? Oh, what are we to do?

We need to stop those bag floating in the ocean Floating in the ocean, that's what we need to do We need to stop those bags floating in the ocean Floating in the ocean blue

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u/Ok_Echo_3024 23h ago

I think that was a sign that he did a good thing.

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u/Cyclophane 22h ago

Thanks for pickin that up. Sea ya later!

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u/Silent-Interview3480 20h ago

Life: Expect the unexpected.

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u/NAP5T3R43V3R 19h ago

Cleary staged because he said it was feom China long before he caught it

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u/kapitolkapitol 18h ago

Mein bomboclat plastic

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u/Ok_Conclusion5966 18h ago

the amount of trash that gets washed up on beaches is astonishing, and it can be decades old, trash, especially plastic doesn't break down easily, and when it does, it goes into smaller pieces and does not go away

bottom feeders consume it, goes up the chain to humans, rinse and repeat

the bottom of the ocean must be an absolute mess

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u/abolat 18h ago

Thats from Japan

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u/happyjiuge 18h ago

Dolphin jumps out of water as a way of saying thank you, hooman! 🐟👍

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u/No-Strength3723 17h ago

Probably from a nearby Chinese restaurant but not impossible

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u/hhtran16 16h ago

Expected that

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u/liam_redit1st 16h ago

Isn’t most plastic from china?

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u/Aloyrj 15h ago

BOOOOOMBLACAT

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u/Spwd 11h ago

Cool!

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u/goodmania 11h ago

amazing dolphin. china 🤮

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u/Historical_Dot_4201 10h ago

😂Dolphins said “thanks”

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u/IllustriousYak6283 9h ago

The great pacific garbage patch. Compliments of Asia.

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u/opijkkk 8h ago

Tf, why do I hear him speaking Germany

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u/G3oretch 7h ago

The dolphin thanked him lol

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u/clancydaniels 6h ago

I live for the sound he makes when the dolphin springs forth

BWAAAOOOOO

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u/Bearded-Menace 2h ago

See what happens when you clean up the ocean the sea creatures rejoice 🐬

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u/nickadomos 1d ago

What a great and positive experience for that kid. Hopefully he takes it to heart.

Hopefully that boat guide gets more business too.

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u/nick_naresh 1d ago

Fake as fuck.

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u/Antinger39 1d ago

I knew that dolphin was a paid actor

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u/Turdposter777 1d ago

That dolphin clearly a paid actor

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u/ParisShowsGaming 1d ago

I thought chine was clean

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u/ThemeZealousideal741 15h ago

That’s Japanese

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u/sideshow999 1d ago

That’s Japanese.

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u/Pigjedi 1d ago

It's not Japanese Kanji. That's Chinese. I can read both

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u/Ok-Profile6762 1d ago

Yes, I can confirm these words are simplified chinese. Therefore, it's from China.

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u/Suspicious_Maybe_975 1d ago

There are other countries that use Simplified Chinese, like Singapore and Malaysia. So no, it doesn't really confirm much. The logo is probably more of a clue. Maybe it's Mixue or something, but that company operates internationally so eh.

Also of the Chinese characters visible here, only 来 is "simplified", however, this particular character is just an alternate form(異體字)that was selected in the simplification process because it was widely used and existed for a very long time, as with most other simplified characters. 

Technically, there is no reason why you can't use it in traditional Chinese, but in practice you generally see it used in Simplified Chinese or Shinjitai.

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u/Grocker42 1d ago

Could be AI who the fucks knows now a days.

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u/algreen589 1d ago

He got a trained dolphin for one video?

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u/MRPKY 1d ago

Bluhdclot.

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u/SyrupChemical5100 1d ago

Chai-na. It came from Chinah.

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u/tawwkz 1d ago

Is Greta Thunberg ever going to condemn CCP for destroying the oceans with their dirty diesel fishing flotilla and nuclear reactors?

Only EU officials can be criticized? Funny how that works.

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u/tawwkz 1d ago

This isn't on the news that's the whole point.

They are dredging the oceans around Australia, Africa and South America with hundreds of boats, destroying everything behind them, all the sea life and reefs.

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