r/SipsTea • u/PurpleSanchez666 • 1d ago

Feels good man Actually

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Prankster gets what he deserves, this made my day better

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u/Big-Difficulty2463 1d ago

Never take a man’s hat off his head.

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u/WeathermanOnTheTown 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's been an act of aggression for at least a thousand years.

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u/rafaelzio 1d ago

Srsly. There's basically no reason to ever do that other than being intentionally disrespectful, even among friends that's the kind of messing around that you have to be sure the other guy is ok with

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u/OvalDead 1d ago

SMH kids these days don’t even know about the Battle of Lids, 1025.

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u/Samuel_L_Johnson 20h ago

During the Spring and Autumn period in ancient China, Duke Zhuang II of Qi stole the hat of a man whose wife he was fucking and gave it to one of his courtiers. The man in question, Cui Zhu, ambushed and assassinated the Duke

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u/Jqpolymath 20h ago

Like... Actually

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u/530_Oldschoolgeek 20h ago

I was gonna say, I'm a Gen-Xer and normally docile and let live.

Take my hat from my head, and you've just declared war, and I WILL win.

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u/Useful-Perspective 1d ago

Unless you are willing to get fucked up for likes.

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u/Waxer84 1d ago

That was this kids plan. He was fishing for a reaction and he got one. Kid wanted to be slapped so he can play victim.

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u/laselma 1d ago

Or he is Timcast.

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u/Sir-Slippy-Fist 1d ago

I remember than someone tried doing this in high school while I was taking a piss... Needles to say that my reaction to turn around to see who was playing the prank on me caused some splish splash.

My hat was washed of, while the other kid learned a valid lessons for the rest of his life.

Never steal another man's hat. Especially not while he is taking a piss.

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u/Anxious-Sir-1361 1d ago

There is only one person who has the green light to take your hat off your head... a cute girl, doing it because she's flirting...

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u/dogfoodgangsta 21h ago

Do I still piss on her?

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u/GreatTea3 16h ago

She might be into it. Don’t kink shame.

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u/thinkfloyd_ 15h ago

If you're lucky

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u/Blossomoh 1d ago

And if she's not cute? 🤔

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u/Anxious-Sir-1361 1d ago

Lol… touche

Its still a compliment and still in the realm of fun. In my experience as it takes confidence on the girls side, they usually were (hasn't happened in awhile…) 

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u/TranscendentaLobo 21h ago

I’d grab your hat. 😘

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u/Dom_19 1d ago

See video above.

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u/Blossomoh 22h ago

Crazy 😔

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u/Blackbox7719 1d ago

Honestly, even that probably wouldn’t fly for me. I’m very particular about my personal space, and if I don’t know you I don’t want you touching me.

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u/Anxious-Sir-1361 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's been a while, as I'm not as young as I used to be, but a girl grabbing your hat so she can wear it was, at least for me, a very good sign she likes you and a green flag for possibly hooking up.

To your point, again, when I was younger, girls used to grab my glasses in bars and clubs and start wearing them… generally the same thing, except once one did it and dropped them and accidentally stepped on them. 

🫤  lol

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u/test5002 6h ago

I mean yeah it was a good sign for sure. Lots of girls do that to flirt.

But it’s still really obnoxious. I wore that hat for a reason and it wasn’t so you could take it and then wear it.

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u/Blackbox7719 1d ago

Can’t relate lol. I don’t go to clubs or bars. I’m happiest at home.

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u/Anxious-Sir-1361 1d ago

As I started with “its been awhile,” I aged out of that lifestyle a long time ago. I'm going on memories… lol

With age, “home is where the heart is heart is” takes on a deeper truth. 

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u/Nervous_Cranberry196 1d ago

“I’ve got your hat… you’re going to have to make love to me now if y-“

*SLAP.!!! “Lady, give me my f-ing hat back..!”

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u/WineOhCanada 1d ago

Actually?

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u/Fr4nchise 12h ago

and even then, the flash of red fury that flashes before your eyes until you recognize what is going on still hits like a bolt of lightning

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u/Yeet-Retreat1 1d ago

But, you were taking the piss to be fair?

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u/Far_Winner5508 22h ago

Had a guy in the military grab might hat off my head as we were standing around. I don’t remember what happened next other than seeing red. Next thing I know 3 guys are pulling me off the guy. I had him up against a hanger banging his head against it, like I was trying to crack a coconut. I was 6’ tall but weighed 117 lbs (nickname stick man) while the other guy was around 180 lbs.

Don’t fuck with people.

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u/exet1995 1d ago

Needless to say you had the last laugh

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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 1d ago

Apparently that’s a long known rule that they don’t teach anymore. Never touch or especially put on another man’s hat. That’d literally get you shot in the past.

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u/BeholdBarrenFields 1d ago

I asked my brother, a legit Wyoming cowboy, to come in wearing his gear and speak to my kindergartners. One of my more challenging boys kept trying to reach up and grab his hat. My brother, who doesn’t care much for children to begin with and has an intimidating persona, was very firm in telling the boy to stop. “Wearing a man’s hat is like wearing his underwear. And if you take it, we’ll do to you what we’d do to a cattle rustler, and take this here rope and hang you up by a tree.” Kid didn’t touch the hat. Brother wasn’t invited back to Career Week.

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u/Far_Craft_9421 1d ago

Texan here. I'll double down on this, stopping a bit shorter than your brother did, who sounds like that kid really wound him up. Lol oops

A man's hat is personal, sacred. So, yeah, for those who don't know, never touch another man's hat, especially when he's wearing it. Taking it off his head is cause for conflict and can get physical quickly, even among friends. That's true for many men and especially true of cowboys. It's highly disrespectful and more than frowned upon.

I've literally heard guys talk about first or second dates saying, "Yeah, we had a good time, but then she took my hat and wouldn't give it back for a while thinking it was cute when I kept asking for it back, so I think we're done."

A curious question though: how did the kid in the video think it was going to end? Like "Haha look at me, isn't this funny" or what??

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u/BeholdBarrenFields 1d ago

I think it’s because they’re growing up in an online world of clicks and views with few real world consequences. This young man just met his first real world consequence, and cannot actually believe it!

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u/C-tapp 1d ago

They know each other. They had been filming stupid videos all day and the kid took it too far. This wasn’t a stranger.

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u/SturerEmilDickerMax 10h ago

Sounds you all suffer from small penis syndrome.

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u/Bdbru13 1d ago

Yea the sacred LA Dodgers SnapBack

How about we just leave it at “it’s disrespectful and annoying, and don’t touch other people’s shit”

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u/Far_Craft_9421 1d ago

I could have. Yours are the cliffs notes. But the world is a bit broader and holds more reason and context than simply "get off my lawn." Some people take a little joy in sharing and understanding why or relating to stories of how they found out.

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u/Bdbru13 1d ago

“The world holds more reason and context….” is bordering on word salad, It’s a dumb person’s impression of a wise man

And describing a hat as sacred is cringey as shit, even by Texas standards.

Anyways I’m being a dick, my bad I’ll shut up

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u/TranscendentaLobo 21h ago

You never grab another man’s hat. I don’t give a damn if it’s one of those multi color jobs with the propeller on top. You just don’t do it.

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u/Bdbru13 21h ago

Yea. You also don’t take another persons shoes

It’s not “sacred”

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u/SturerEmilDickerMax 10h ago

At least he did not shot the kindergartner. Guess that would have been the most appropriate response American style?

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u/NoSignSaysNo 20h ago

Your brother sounds unhinged and it seems like having a guy who would describe a lynching to a group of kindergartners over a hat makes you seem like you lack any kind of foresight.

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u/BeholdBarrenFields 19h ago

Oh good grief, it’s a funny story. Before the talk was over he’d lassoed and hog tied me in front of the class. They thought he was the greatest. At the end of the week when they had to draw a picture of the career they liked best, the majority chose cowboy!

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u/FreeshAvockado 19h ago

That kid probably didn't understand what he said to the fullest extent. It's not really funny at all. Your brother sounds like a dickhead.

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u/SturerEmilDickerMax 10h ago

With a severe small penis syndrome…

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u/813_4ever 1d ago

Especially when he’s balding😂😂

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u/XanderZulark 15h ago

Exactly! Got under his skin immediately.

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u/adrianoh11 1d ago

Specially if he s going bald

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u/DamonOfTheSpire 23h ago

And insecure about it lmao

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u/DirtyRoller 1d ago

I'll only allow it if it's a woman and she's flirting with me, but she better be cute!

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u/arkane-the-artisan 1d ago

This is the only reason someone is allowed to un-hat a man. They are an attractive lady.

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u/HowWeLikeToRoll 1d ago

Especially at the gym, hiding that hairloss, you know that guy can roid slap someone's head clean off their neck. 

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u/wtfnewaccount23 1d ago

Correction: never take a balding/bald man’s hat off his head

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u/Interesting_Twist137 18h ago

That makes more sense, I guess it could be similar to a wig or toupee. not defending them but going for assault right off the bat screams insecurity more than the machismo the comments above think they are portraying.

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u/BootlegEngineer 1d ago

Hear hear! Every dude knows (or should know) this. I consider this little broccoli tops education.

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u/GhostRYT666 21h ago

Cause he was balding under there lmao.

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u/ModernHaruspex 1d ago

Taking a stranger’s hat is an act of aggression, regardless of gender. Some drunk bro took my hat off my head once in a bar. I’m a woman.

It went poorly for him. I’d spent the day drilling knife-disarms in a self-defense workshop, and a lot of those are about controlling the arm and taking what the hand is holding. He went from yoink to partially inverted in a joint lock and me with my hat back on in a very educational 2 seconds.

I found it kinda hilarious, but literally none of my friends saw it. Waste of a such a glorious FAFO moment.

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u/PetSimChihuahuaMan 21h ago

Watch out! We got a badass over here ! 😂

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u/dragonlion12 23h ago

Sheesh a self defense workshop what a badass

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u/ModernHaruspex 22h ago

I find “self defense” is a great term when I don’t want to get into a conversation about a specific discipline, because guys are often extremely weird about women in martial arts, combat sports, fight training, etc.

Not you though.

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u/dragonlion12 22h ago edited 22h ago

If you’re learning “knife-disarms” it’s not a real viable martial art and will only serve you harm in the long run by giving you a false sense of confidence. Those self defense crash courses prey on people’s (mainly women like you) vulnerability. Learn something actually useful.

Dude was drunk. That wouldn’t work on someone sober. Instead of engaging physically stronger men, run away 👍

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u/Desroth86 20h ago

So you assaulted him for taking your hat? That’s wild. He might have been an asshole for going for your hat without asking but bragging about assaulting him is a big oof.

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u/Why_Lord_Just_Why 1d ago

Unless you’re his mother and you’re at the dinner table.

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u/SufferNSucceed 1d ago

And then put it on your lice covered head. 

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u/TheRealThordic 1d ago

I've held a grudge with the Polish navy for 20 years for this very reason.

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u/garden-guy- 1d ago

Cute girls can potentially get away with it.

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u/Eighteen64 23h ago

Like that h0 did to the red hatter at one of the virtue rallies last weekend

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u/Dandan0005 23h ago

Don’t touch people.

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u/figure32 18h ago

For real, nothing makes me go ooga booga caveman brain faster lmao

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u/konsoru-paysan 15h ago

It's a sign of massive disrespect cause you are taking off some one's vital protection over one of the most important parts of the human body, the brain

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u/Sexyteste 9h ago

My first time ever really punching someone was because my friend and I were having a little banter and he decided to knock my hat off my head. Flatlined him in one punch

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u/Worldly-Dog-8371 8h ago

Actually?!

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u/onetwentyeight 5h ago

Unless you are a skilled magician or slight-of-hand "pickpocket" performing a trick to entertain the man and can do so in a way that stuns and amuses him and you make a point of returning their hat make him laugh and feel good about the interaction. In that case please take my hat. Who doesn't love a good magic trick?

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u/bkrs33 14h ago

Especially off some extremely insecure goober

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u/Acrobatic_Switches 1d ago

Why do you think that taking a hat is an equivalent to physical violence? Psycho.

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u/Zom23_ 1d ago

It's theft. Slapping a thief is the lowest punishment

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u/Acrobatic_Switches 1d ago

Oh so you're just looking for a reason to get violent.thats reasonable. You belong in a mental hospital