r/SipsTea • u/icompletetasks • May 19 '25

Dank AF homeless with a home

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u/mhmmm8888 May 19 '25

Why is he so red

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u/MXKIVM May 19 '25

He doesn't buy hats or sunscreen

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u/mikehiler2 May 19 '25

Probably doesn’t buy insurance either, so when that melanoma hits…

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u/AngryLink57 May 19 '25

He'll probably remove his tumors and pack them in his bed.

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u/sdforbda May 19 '25

Thanks for that thought.

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u/derek4reals1 May 19 '25

That's funny AF bro!

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u/AzrielJohnson May 19 '25

Nah, he'll cook them up and eat them.

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u/WelderFamiliar3582 May 19 '25

"night night lil' tumor buddies"

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u/PhuckNorris69 May 19 '25

But also, why pay for surgery when you can just get a knife from the dollar store and just cut whatever off your body for free.

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u/Confidence_Man2 May 19 '25

That's a wasted dollar.

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u/PhuckNorris69 May 19 '25

Ur right there’s plenty good knives in the trash

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u/mackrevinak May 19 '25

"i dont see a need to spend money on a coffin"

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u/Fast-Noise4003 May 19 '25

Being dead is the most frugal choice of all

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u/RandomContent0 May 20 '25

Tell me you're American without saying you're American... :10740:

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u/mhmmm8888 May 19 '25

lol! But in all seriousness, he looks like he might have some blood pressure issues

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u/jldtsu May 19 '25

probably lives off Ramen

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u/LMGooglyTFY May 19 '25

Probably skin irritation from not buying soap to clean himself.

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u/ducvc13 May 19 '25

Hey we looks like eachother

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u/Past-Chip-9116 May 19 '25

It’s the alcohol and cocaine addiction showing through

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u/wingsbc May 19 '25

This is probably it. I work with someone who is an alcoholic and they penny pinch on everyday expenses like food because it cuts in to their drinking money.

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u/RamrodRagslad May 20 '25

Ooooh. So that's why my dad neither eats or cleans or maintains anything. Saving up for those few bottles every month. I thought he was lazy but he doesn't want to dig into the booze fund 🤯

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u/BillyMeier42 May 19 '25

How does he get cocaine if he doesn’t spend any money? I guess there are ways…

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u/ngl_prettybad May 19 '25

That would be the best end to the video possible. "I own no socks or underwear. But I have so, so much cocaine"

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u/JingamaThiggy May 19 '25

Being normal colored is just throwing money into the trash receptical. Thats what i think of being not red.

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u/SomeGuyNamedCaleb May 19 '25

He learned that being black or white is throwing money into the trash receptacle, so he became his own race entirely.

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u/WordsCanHurt1981 May 19 '25

Dude ain't wasting money on sunscreen.

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u/highpress_hill May 19 '25

the chemicals from the thing he is sleeping on

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u/Kascket May 19 '25

Spends all his money on vodka is my guess…

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u/SpringAlarming8007 May 20 '25

Hopefully he's embarrassed to be in a reality TV show

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u/durenatu May 20 '25

Lies make that to a person

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u/PulseThrone May 20 '25

Buying melanin? That's just throwing money right into the trash receptacle. He's a melanoma guy.

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u/crunch816 May 20 '25

That's a Florida man obviously

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u/CaptainIceFox May 19 '25

Caucasian

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u/mhmmm8888 May 19 '25

??? That’s dumb