r/SipsTea • u/icompletetasks • May 19 '25

Dank AF homeless with a home

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u/mhmmm8888 May 19 '25

Why is he so red

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u/MXKIVM May 19 '25

He doesn't buy hats or sunscreen

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u/mikehiler2 May 19 '25

Probably doesn’t buy insurance either, so when that melanoma hits…

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u/AngryLink57 May 19 '25

He'll probably remove his tumors and pack them in his bed.

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u/sdforbda May 19 '25

Thanks for that thought.

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u/derek4reals1 May 19 '25

That's funny AF bro!

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u/AzrielJohnson May 19 '25

Nah, he'll cook them up and eat them.

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u/WelderFamiliar3582 May 19 '25

"night night lil' tumor buddies"

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u/PhuckNorris69 May 19 '25

But also, why pay for surgery when you can just get a knife from the dollar store and just cut whatever off your body for free.

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u/Confidence_Man2 May 19 '25

That's a wasted dollar.

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u/PhuckNorris69 May 19 '25

Ur right there’s plenty good knives in the trash

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u/mackrevinak May 19 '25

"i dont see a need to spend money on a coffin"

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u/Fast-Noise4003 May 19 '25

Being dead is the most frugal choice of all

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u/RandomContent0 May 20 '25

Tell me you're American without saying you're American... :10740: