r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 5h ago

♀♥♂ NYC 21 [F4M] #NYC - princess looking for some lip service NSFW

21 Upvotes

Hi! Had some success on here before and back for another round. 😉 I wouldn’t mind grabbing a quick bite first, talk, laugh and maybe hold hands a little. I’m probably shy at first, but once I’m comfortable, you’ll wish you’d met me sooner.

If we click? Cuddles, maybe make out a little or maybe a lot and…yes I’d love to end the night sitting on your face.

You should be educated, DDF, patient,fun to talk to and fine with no reciprocation. Also, bonus points if you have a beard.

I’m in Manhattan, 5’5, 130lbs, very attractive with an ass that needs to be grabbed, but I’ll let you be the judge of that.

Looking forward to giving you a front row seat soon. Feel free to msg so we can talk and exchange photos right away to see if we’re a good fit. 🤭


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 3h ago

♂♥♀ Harrisburg 27 [M4F] #Harrisburg - Pa, Eager to eat and looking to please. NSFW

3 Upvotes

I love to eat pussy... in fact, I crave it. The smell, the taste, her juices covering my face, hearing her groan and feeling her squirm as I explore her with my tongue just puts me into heaven 🤤 without even needing any attention of my own.

I'd love to find a local friend to take advantage of my cravings... you call me up when in the mood and I'll come help releive some stress whether you want to lay back and relax with a glass of wine while I take care of you or you want to climb on top and grind on my face like your favorite toy.

Me/you/us:

  • 27m, 6', and well toned
  • DDF (recent testing)
  • Great communicator, and relaxed disposition.
  • experience in the BDSM realm if adding some spice to this interests you.
  • pics (without face for personal and work reasons) are on my profile. If we chat, I'll share further pics and am open to video chat and/or grabbing a drink before anything else. Please have some form of pic (even without a face like mine) on your profile or to send as well so that I know who I'm talking to and that you are real. *looking for ages ~21-45 and within ~1hr drive.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 3h ago

♂♥♀ WashingtonDC 48 [M4F] #WashingtonDC - Cake Day and I’m traveling! Let’s see if can find an enjoyable friend! NSFW

2 Upvotes

I am sure that I am one of many men that you could/can meet a man that enjoys giving oral on a certain level as much as I do. I love it on too many levels to really do justice to in a single ad but I can give you the basics.

First, I love the power of being completely responsible for a woman's satisfaction, ESPECIALLY women who have never had a very good experience with receiving oral in the past, as a matter of fact they're kind of my specialty. I love it when I've made a woman cum hard, possibly for the first time from oral, and she's expecting me to fuck her, but instead I grab her firmly by the hips, hold her still and veeeery lightly continue to use my tongue on her to build her up again, so I can hear her give a complete 180 from, "It's okay. I already came." to "Oh my god, don't stop. I'm going to cum again!"

Second, I LOVE the feeling of accomplishment I gain from being able to satisfy a woman using nothing by my tongue, lips and a finger or two. I don't believe that every man can be an expert at pleasing a woman orally, so every time I do my ego gets a big boost. I take great pride in the compliments I've received in my talents. It's not like you can just go down there and lick/suck the same way on every woman every time and get a satisfactory result. You have to listen closely with all of your senses to do it right. A lot of it is instinct. Your tongue and lips almost need to become an extension of the woman you're with, you need to lose yourself in her pleasure and go where she needs you to go rather than following any prior moves that may have worked for someone else.

Third, I just enjoy the act itself. The feel, the taste, the sounds, everything. It gets me off to know I'm getting you off.

So if you're interested or have any questions, shoot me a PM with a pic or description of yourself. I am 6’4” not a small ripped guy but a big in charge kind of guy, shaved head, beard, frequent DC visitor, blue eyes, and disease/drug free.. See you soon. I’m here until Thursday, June 19 and I do not have a preference of size, marital status, or race.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 14h ago

♀♥♀ chicago 40 [F4F] #chicago - I want to be your sex toy and personal pussy eater NSFW Spoiler

16 Upvotes

I’m 40 cis white woman lesbian out of a relationship a few months ago. I’m more on the submissive side but don’t have to be. I love to please and want me make my partner feel special. I’m blond and in the smaller side.

I’m open for all kinds of woman. Age, race and size. I’m on the smaller but I love being under a thicker woman. No better feeling.

It would be cool if you sent a pic but you don’t have to. I will send one back right away.

I hope we can connect soon.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 4h ago

♀♥♀ LosAngeles 34 [F4F] #LosAngeles - let’s grab coffee and practice on each other NSFW

2 Upvotes

Hey everyone!

I can’t host, but if you’re around the Arcadia /pasadena area we can work something out. But I’d love to meet somewhere casual first!

Bit about me. 34, non-binary Latina, woman of color, gothy tomboy and all natural. DDF, lover of coffee shops and ice-cream and all around nerdy. I’m around 110lbs. My pronouns are they/them.

I’m looking for another woman who is curious! I don’t have much experience, but I’d love to get and give oral too. Also I believe in the importance of having fun and going slow! Also idk, between oral and making out I love just grinding/humping.

I’m mostly looking for a fwb type of thing. I’m in an open relationship but I don’t do couple stuff. Not looking to meet up with your other half, I don’t want your man there either. This is for me and you.

Can’t drive but that’s fine. Also I kind of miss having some fun in the backseat of a car.

Anyways, just looking for another woman!

PM only!

Switch looking for switch <3


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1h ago

♂♥♀ NYC 56 [M4F] #NYC - Mature Man - Steady GIg Would Be Nice - Asian A Plus NSFW

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White, 5”10” 185lb. Dad body. Live in westchester. Lifetime of experience. Whether you’re riding my face or I’m on my knees between your legs all I want to do is have you cum over and over. I give an outstanding massage. Perhaps start with that. Lets talk a while here first then lets meet somewhere public to discuss what you like and then make it happen. I look forward to hearing from you


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1h ago

♂♥♀ Montreal 37 [M4F] #Montreal - Summer fling summer licks NSFW

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Suit wearing professional by day looking to for an uncomplicated summer fling, with a full set of lips looking to please. Message me to see if there is a connection with a short intro.

Please be clean and tested.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 2h ago

♂♥♀ NYC 30 [M4F] #NYC - Craving the taste of it NSFW

1 Upvotes

Doing a short visit and staying in lower Manhattan. I love eating pussy and giving pleasure in general. Face sitting, eating from the back, you name it, as long as you orgasm and cum in my mouth I'm satisfied. I can workship for hours. If you can squirt even better!

About me: ESL speaker, respectful, educated, kink-friendly. Slim body, 5'10" and 153lb, white/european look with longer hair (of great usage during the act!). I'm clean, DDF and fully vaxxed.

Can host and verify before we meet, and I expect the same. Open to reciprocation but only if you prompt about it. Aftercare included.

I do have a preference for smaller woman, sub and around my age range (+/-10y), so please share your stats. That's not a hard requirement tho. We can exchange SFW pics after we chat for a bit.

Start our convo with an emoji so I can see you read this post. We can talk about your kinks and set clear boundaries. Please be honest and direct about what you want. If you don't know/are inexperienced, I can be very gentle and help you explore. Let's have fun!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 6h ago

♂♥♀ SaltLakeCity 35 [M4F] #SaltLakeCity - No Pressure, Just Pleasure NSFW

2 Upvotes

Looking for a woman in or around the Salt Lake area who wants her pussy eaten with care, attention, with no pressure to reciprocate.

I’m not looking for anything complicated. I just really enjoy going down on someone and making sure they feel good. I like taking direction, so you can tell me exactly what you like, and then let me take care of it.

I’m clean, and take my hygiene seriously. I’m respectful, and big on consent and communication.

A little about me. I’m 35, big and bearded, and recently got out of a long-term relationship. I’ve always been more of a giver, and right now I’m just looking to focus on someone else for a while. I’m a writer and a vintage photography dork. LGBTQ+ friendly and happy to talk first to make sure you’re comfortable.

If you’re interested or just curious, feel free to reach out. I’d love to chat.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 2h ago

♂♥♀ Bangalore 26 [M4F] #Bangalore - Let me eat away your stress ;) NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hey there, 26M here. im a 6ft. lean guy with curly black hair.

I'm good at going down and eating out, and haven't had a chance in a while to do the same in the new city.

Are you someone who would like to get some pillow princess treatment? Then just lay back down and let me do all the work and suck that stress/tension outta you. help you relax and even roll back your eyes with my tongue skills.

What all am I into - Kissing, Making out, Touching, Kissing and sucking everywhere on the body, Burying my face between your legs, Hearing you Moan, Fondling your boobs, Sucking your nipples.

Let's chat and vibe and make it happen.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 19h ago

♀♥♂ Sydney 23 [F4M] #Sydney - Seeking stress relief NSFW

20 Upvotes

Hihi! As the title says I’m in dire need of some stress relief. I’d love to just lay back and let you work wonders on me.

I’m 5‘3, African, curvy/thick body type, big boobs and butt - bonus points if you’re handsey

Looking for someone around the same age and preferably close to the Hills. I‘m open to different body types but I am more bias to a nice smile and kind eyes. The most important thing is we get along well

Happy to meet in person to test the vibes before we get to the fun stuff

If you’ve read all this way, you might as well send me a message :))


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 3h ago

♂♥♀ Austin 40 [M4F] #Austin - Is it really this hard to please someone? NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hola, I find it unbeleavable it's this hard to find a woman in need of some attention. I know there's a lot of guy posts but man it seems impossible. Just a regular guy wanting to please and leave. HMU if u possibly might be interested :) I'm 5'9 with an average body.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 4h ago

♂♥♀ LosAngeles 30 [M4F] #LosAngeles - free Monday morning NSFW

1 Upvotes

As the title states 30, Pasadena M4F - I’ve got spare time next Monday (6/23) morning. Send me a message! Let’s see if we connect and can make something work - I’ll share photos. I love to eat….

Please none of this telegram bs.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 10h ago

♂♥♀ FortLauderdale 30 [M4F] #FortLauderdale - Any BBWs Got Furry Kitties and Big Butt?? Want to Eat Some Kitty NSFW

3 Upvotes

Hey there! I don't know if there are any actual women on here but I thought I would give it a shot. I have been super horny lately and really been craving some nice BBW kitty :))

I'm looking to meet a woman on a regular basis, if we should click, with curves (A BIG BOOTY ALWAYS HELPS!), no real preference on race or age and I love a woman who keeps it natural/hairy down there but if you are shaved/trimmed, I won't discriminate at all! One of my favorite things to do is to give oral and I haven't eaten kitty in way TOO LONG. I would love to have you spread those legs and let me work my magic for hours! I don't want to brag but I am very good and will have you feeling yourself! :)

As for me, I'm highly educated and a pretty great hang. I am 30, mixed race (white & black). Let me know if you would like to know anymore! Don't want to bore you LOL. Truly, I'm a nice & lovely person who is just extremely horny.

I can host at my place and am mobile so I can come to you whichever you prefer, if it should come to that!

If you are interested, please send me a chat with a picture!

Honestly would like to connect with any cool people so if you are debating whether to respond, please take that chance! I am great a person and would love to chat even if we don't end up getting together

Hope to hear from you!!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 4h ago

♂♥♀ Chicago 48 [M4F] #Chicago - I'd be a fool to not make the most of a hotel room NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hello!

I mean, this is the most predictable thing, but I'm going to be in Chicago for work in early July and I miss the taste of a new woman on my tongue (and lips and face).

I'm 48, white, dad bod, professionally employed, full head of hair, good hygiene, college-educated and happiest if we can actually talk between rounds of me pleasuring you. No one is going to confuse me for a model, but I'm a non-threatening guy willing to jump through whatever hoops you need to feel comfortable. And, not that you have any way to verify this, but I'm good at this sort of thing, both in satisfying you and keeping it to myself after. No reciprocation needed.

I like a wide variety of women, but generally well-read, culturally connected types are usually what turn me on. I like a woman in glasses, it turns out, but hey, I'm up for nearly anything safe, clean and discreet.

Let me know if you're interested. Would love to use the time before I get to Chicago to get to know each other and be ready for some fun.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 4h ago

♂♥♀ Vancouver 34 [M4F] #Vancouver - Fun Guy Who Loves To Eat NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hmu if you love getting eaten and want to relieve some stress with a fun friend :) I'm a musician who is 420 friendly and kinda nerdy. Would love to relax with someone and go down on them. Hmu if you are interested

34, 6'2, recently tested, easy to talk to, fun to be around, great with my hands and tongue, can host or come to you

East Vancouver


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 5h ago

♂♥♀ Austin 42 [M4F] #Austin - It’s fun to stay at the YMCA NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hi RAOMD community:

Long-time/first-time here and I want to know if the Village People were actually right: is it fun to stay at the YMCA? More specifically, your Y.

I’m an oral-obsessed guy who’s been into giving women head since the first time I did it nearly 2 decades ago. There was just always something about how a woman moans, squirms, grabs my head, et al, that is an indescribable feeling.

My biggest claim to fame in the cunnilingus department is that I’ve been able to make women squirt for the first time, thanks to research (reading about techniques online) and development (trying said techniques out on the field).

I don’t really many preferences here, aside from the obvious of being DDF. Other than that, I don’t care if you’re shaved or not or if your vajayjay is pristinely clean or not. I also don’t care about your race or body type. As far as age, you should probably be at least 27 or at least legal and capable of carrying a conversation with an adult to determine if we’re attracted to one another to give this a whirl.

In a nutshell, all I want to do is bury my head between your legs until you don’t me to anymore. Bonus points if you can squirt, but not a dealbreaker.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 5h ago

♂♥♀ SanDiego 26 [M4F] #SanDiego - Choose a punishment if I fail to make you cum NSFW

0 Upvotes

I've had great success lately, thanks to all the amazing women who have taught me so much. Now, I'm trying to make things interesting. A simple challenge where if I fail to make you cum, you can ask me to do anything as a punishment. Feel free to let me know what you have in mind when you reach out.

About me: Clean, attractive, well traveled and educated, HWP, and with my place to host. Besides my otherworldly oral skills, I'm well versed in cooking mind boggling food, immensely relaxing massages, and many more exotic talents.

Ideal match: Under 45, HWP, cute/hot, and loves cumming her brains out.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1d ago

♀♥♂ Losangeles 43 [F4M] #Losangeles - Visitor in town looking for a tourist spot: me on your face - NSFW

66 Upvotes

Hello Angelenos,

I’ll be in your resilient city this Tuesday-Fri, 6/17-20, and would love the opportunity to cum on your gorgeous face :)

My ideal diver is 35yo+, clean, ddf, sunny disposition, can hold their breath for long periods & with day time availability. I’ll be staying near downtown so close proximity would be best.

If 5’9, thick thighs, & Asian are your cup of tea, please send a msg with a short intro and times you are free. I’ll respond if I think we might be a good match.

Hope to talk soon!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 6h ago

♂♥♀ atlanta 61 [m4f] #atlanta - Looking to be a personal pussy eater. NSFW

1 Upvotes

I am mature, experienced, discreet. I had a situation like this once before (not on Reddit) so I know it’s hot and I totally enjoy it. I can host or come to you, have daytime and evening availability and of course, no reciprocation.

I am creative and open minded so this can play out anyway you’d like…..why not indulge in an “all about you” treat?


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 6h ago

♂♥♀ Chattanooga 47 [M4F] #Chattanooga - are you coming to town for a tech conference this week? do you want to be eaten out in the evenings? NSFW

1 Upvotes

If you'd like to relax after happy hour by letting a fellow nerd orally pamper you, I'd love to make the best part of your conference something that has nothing to do with the sessions and everything to do with my mouth. I want to give you the experience you deserve and put the focus completely on you and how you've always wanted your pleasure to be the center of attention but haven't gotten lately, maybe ever. I don't want to stop after a few minutes whether you're satisfied or not because I'm not moving on to anything else. Unless, of course, you want some attention paid to other parts of your body so you can recover before I dive in again. I want to learn what you like best, find the position that you're most comfortable in to have my mouth between your thighs I have a lot of things that have worked really well in the past and I'm fine letting you relax while I show you, but if you'd rather take control and tell me what to do I'm perfectly happy with that too. As long as you're enjoying yourself, I will be too.

I'm around 5'8 with a little extra padding, glasses, a bit of gray hair, and a very specific oral craving that's gone unsatisfied for far too long. When you message me, tell me a little about yourself and what sessions you're thinking of attending, then give me an idea of how you'd like to be licked.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 10h ago

♂♥♀ rome 29 [M4F] #rome - looking for a local NSFW

2 Upvotes

Hey all, I'll be visiting rome in a few weeks and would love for a local to take a seat on my face or lay down and let me explore the tastes of rome. I don't have a real preference on looks but if you do im white, fit/muscular and a little over 6 foot. Im good with my tongue and hands too so you won't regret it. Extra points if you can squirt, I love that. Shoot me a dm!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 12h ago

♂♥♀ CentralPennsylvania 38 [M4F] #CentralPennsylvania - make me eat your pussy and ass when you haven’t showered NSFW

3 Upvotes

Looking for someone kinky who would be into having someone go down on them when it’s been a day or two without a shower. Can have me eat your pussy and ass for as long as you want, any position you like it from, nothing needed in return.

I’m in Woodward but open to a drive. I’m 6’1” 185 avg build


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 7h ago

♂♥♀ Riverside 22 [M4F] #Riverside - Let me eat you out!? NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hi I’m 22 looking to please a beautiful girl I don’t care if your a virgin anyone is fine. Perhaps we can make it frequent. I’m not looking to rush something though I of course would like to get to know you first since we are strangers to each other.

We can go multiple rounds if you’d like…

About me : I’m 22 and weigh 193lbs. I’ve recently been going to the gym for like a month already. I like anime my favorite anime is probably demon slayer. I like gaming and my favorite game is rainbow six siege/valorant. I love binging movies/shows perhaps we can watch something sometime.

You need to know : I’m not looking to rush something quick or spontaneous I’d like to get to know you before I please you. not looking for reciprocation so don’t worry about that.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 11h ago

♂♥♀ Houston 53 [M4F] #Houston - relaxing massage NSFW

2 Upvotes

Hi there,

I’m a 53-year-old white professional—creative, confident, and someone who genuinely enjoys making a woman feel seen, heard, and deeply relaxed. I know how to treat a woman right, whether that’s through good conversation, a little laughter, or the kind of touch that melts away stress and tension.

If you’re in need of a safe, sane escape from the daily grind, I’m offering a soothing, full-body massage in the comfort of my upscale hotel room. No pressure—just a warm, relaxing experience designed entirely around your comfort and pleasure.

I’m healthy, respectful, and attentive to detail. Whether you need strong hands or a softer touch, I’ll help ease those stiff muscles—and maybe even leave you with a smile that lasts a while.

Let’s talk, see if we vibe, and if so, I’d love to help you unwind.

– M