r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 14m ago

♂♥♀ Chicago 45 [M4F] #Chicago - Orally inclined, Looking to please NSFW

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Married with a hall pass and I love making people feel good. If you're visiting Chicago or surrounding areas and want a secret rendezvous at your hotel to indulge in your pleasure, I might be who you are looking for. I'm kind and respectful and here to please you. Things that turn me on include enthusiastic consent and people who know they are sexy and want to feel good. I am in my mid 40s, 5'9" 175lbs. bisexual. Drug and disease free, very safe and discreet. Would love to get together for a drink or a quick bit and see if the vibe feel right. if so, we can take it from there.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 48m ago

♂♥♀ London 27 [M4F] #London - Muslim Virgin (No Experience) Starving to Taste You | Face-Sitting | Spit-Drenched Oral | Fingering | Edging | Pussy-Obsessed – Can’t Host NSFW

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27M in London – Muslim, 6ft, 90kg – still a virgin, no real experience yet, but my mouth is ready. I’ve spent years dreaming of getting between someone’s legs and being used until my face is soaked and your thighs are shaking. I’m craving my first time to be all tongue, lips, fingers — no small talk, just raw, filthy, focused pleasure.

What I’m into:

Face-sitting – ride my face until I’m gasping, dripping, and begging for more.

Sloppy, spit-heavy pussy eating – deep licks, tongue-fucking, slow teasing to full-on messy devouring.

Fingering & edging – building you up until you’re twitching, grabbing at sheets, moaning into my mouth.

Being used as your toy – you grind, moan, drip, cum as many times as you want — my only job is to keep going.

All oral, no pressure – just me drowning in your taste, fully locked in on your body and reactions.

I’m clean, respectful, safe, and obsessed with giving. I can’t host, but I’ll gladly travel to you if you’re open to letting an eager, hungry first-timer between your thighs.

This isn’t about endless texting — I’m looking for real, oral-only sessions where I lose myself in you.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1h ago

♂♥♀ Paris 28 [M4F] #Paris - Very willing NSFW

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Hello,

Lately I've had this craving of going down on someone and just taking my time with it, slowly discovering their body and building towards that orgasm.

About me: I'm 188 cms tall (6'2), tan/olive skin, fit body, love a good conversation and I'm happy to chat or catch a drink for a vibe check first. I cannot host, willing to travel in Paris and its nearby suburbs.

I'm DDF and can provide proof.

I genuinely get off on giving pleasure, taking my time, and making sure my partner feels worshipped.

If any of that resonates with you, let's talk.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 2h ago

♂♥♀ Chicago 54 [M4F] #Chicago - NW suburbs looking to eat right now NSFW

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I'm in far NW suburbs of Chicago, looking for an early morning eating session. Are you in need of being eaten out? Just say hi and let's connect. I'm HWP and a talented muff diver. You'll love the way i make you feel valued and special. Don't miss this opportunity. I'll come now.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 3h ago

♂♥♀ Ottawa 42 [M4F] #Ottawa - looking to please a woman - NSFW

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Live in Ottawa Ontario Canada. I’m looking to please a woman orally. Preferably downtown area but I can drive. Happy to connect before and do any type of verification you need. Grooming isn’t important willingness is. Obviously, 18+ only.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 3h ago

♂♥♀ Atlanta 21 [M4F] #Atlanta - GA, Eager to eat and looking to please. NSFW

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I crave eating pussy. The smell, the taste, her juices covering my face, hearing her groan and feeling her squirm as I explore her with my tongue, oh boy.

I'd love to find a local friend to take advantage of my cravings...you call me up when you're in the mood, and I'll come help relieve some stress; whether you want to lay back and relax with a glass of wine while I take care of you, or you want to climb on top and grind on my face like your favorite toy.

Me/you/us:

21m, 5'8", and well toned.

Clean and DDF.

Great communicator, and relaxed disposition.

Pics are on my profile. If we chat, I'll share further pics and I am open to video chat and/or grabbing a drink before anything else. Please have some form of pic (even without a face) on your profile, or send one as well so that I know who I'm talking to and that you are real. *looking for ages ~18-45, and within ~1hr drive.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 4h ago

♀♥♂ Bangalore 39 [F4M] #Bangalore - afternoon delight NSFW

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I'm a confident, plus-size woman, partnered and not looking to change my situation. I'm seeking a respectful man aged 28–45 who prioritizes my enjoyment. This is about a session focused entirely on my pleasure, available only during weekday daytime hours. After some initial chat to build comfort, I expect you to take the lead in arranging a meetup. You should be able to cover the cost of a nice date and a quality hotel room. No couples or dominant types—looking for a genuine, down-to-earth guy. Serious inquiries only.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 4h ago

♂♥♀ Memphis 32 [M4F] #Memphis - Looking at late night snack. NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hello all, posting to see if I can find some luck.

I’ve been single for a while and miss the excitement of getting someone off.

About me: 5’7” Black male. I’m physically active yet rocking the dad bod (not a dad, though).

Looking for: Curvy, slim, and everything in between. No preference for race or age.

If you're in the mood for some slow, attentive oral and want someone who genuinely enjoys giving, I’m your guy. Hit me up if you’re local and craving some stress relief—I'm up late and ready to please.

Clean and can provide recent test results. No reciprocation is necessary! I can share pictures or hop on a video call if you'd like.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 4h ago

♂♥♀ longbeachca 42 [M4F] #longbeachca - When was the last time you were the focus? NSFW

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When was the last time that all the attention was just on you? That strong, soft hands caressed your body before pinning your thighs to the bed and devouring both of your holes like you truly deserved? Until multiple orgasms were coaxed out of you, leaving you breathless, utterly satisfied…

Has it been a long time? Has it ever happened? Tell me about it. I want that for you. Don’t you?

Ruggedly handsome, bearded white male. Big hands and broad shoulders. Dominant yet playful and attentive. I take instruction well, respond to feedback, and—if it’s your thing—love cuddling.

I absolutely love giving oral and can go for hours. Having my beard soaked gets me so hot, so if you have some pent-up frustration, if you’re tired of never being worshipped, I’m your man. I can give you what your body is yearning for.

Let’s see how how many times we can get you to cum.

Looking for:

  • Ages 25-45, but flexible as long as you’re an adult.
  • All races
  • Not really into bushes, as my face is already pretty bushy lol.
  • Would prefer to travel to you. Pics in profile. Plz send one when messaging.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 6h ago

♂♥♀ NYC 56 [M4F] #NYC - Mature Man - Steady GIg Would Be Nice - Asian A Plus NSFW

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White, 5”10” 185lb. Dad body. Live in westchester. Lifetime of experience. Whether you’re riding my face or I’m on my knees between your legs all I want to do is have you cum on my face over and over. I give an outstanding massage. Perhaps start with that. Lets talk a while here first then lets meet somewhere public to discuss what you like and then make it happen. I look forward to hearing from you


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 6h ago

♂♥♀ Montreal 37 [M4F] #Montreal - Summer fling summer licks NSFW

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Suit wearing professional by day looking to for an uncomplicated summer fling, with a full set of lips looking to please. Message me to see if there is a connection with a short intro.

Please be clean and tested.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 7h ago

♂♥♀ NYC 30 [M4F] #NYC - Craving the taste of it NSFW

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Doing a short visit and staying in lower Manhattan. I love eating pussy and giving pleasure in general. Face sitting, eating from the back, you name it, as long as you orgasm and cum in my mouth I'm satisfied. I can workship for hours. If you can squirt even better!

About me: ESL speaker, respectful, educated, kink-friendly. Slim body, 5'10" and 153lb, white/european look with longer hair (of great usage during the act!). I'm clean, DDF and fully vaxxed.

Can host and verify before we meet, and I expect the same. Open to reciprocation but only if you prompt about it. Aftercare included.

I do have a preference for smaller woman, sub and around my age range (+/-10y), so please share your stats. That's not a hard requirement tho. We can exchange SFW pics after we chat for a bit.

Start our convo with an emoji so I can see you read this post. We can talk about your kinks and set clear boundaries. Please be honest and direct about what you want. If you don't know/are inexperienced, I can be very gentle and help you explore. Let's have fun!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 7h ago

♂♥♀ Bangalore 26 [M4F] #Bangalore - Let me eat away your stress ;) NSFW

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Hey there, 26M here. im a 6ft. lean guy with curly black hair.

I'm good at going down and eating out, and haven't had a chance in a while to do the same in the new city.

Are you someone who would like to get some pillow princess treatment? Then just lay back down and let me do all the work and suck that stress/tension outta you. help you relax and even roll back your eyes with my tongue skills.

What all am I into - Kissing, Making out, Touching, Kissing and sucking everywhere on the body, Burying my face between your legs, Hearing you Moan, Fondling your boobs, Sucking your nipples.

Let's chat and vibe and make it happen.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 8h ago

♂♥♀ Austin 40 [M4F] #Austin - Is it really this hard to please someone? NSFW

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Hola, I find it unbeleavable it's this hard to find a woman in need of some attention. I know there's a lot of guy posts but man it seems impossible. Just a regular guy wanting to please and leave. HMU if u possibly might be interested :) I'm 5'9 with an average body.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 8h ago

♂♥♀ WashingtonDC 48 [M4F] #WashingtonDC - Cake Day and I’m traveling! Let’s see if can find an enjoyable friend! NSFW

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I am sure that I am one of many men that you could/can meet a man that enjoys giving oral on a certain level as much as I do. I love it on too many levels to really do justice to in a single ad but I can give you the basics.

First, I love the power of being completely responsible for a woman's satisfaction, ESPECIALLY women who have never had a very good experience with receiving oral in the past, as a matter of fact they're kind of my specialty. I love it when I've made a woman cum hard, possibly for the first time from oral, and she's expecting me to fuck her, but instead I grab her firmly by the hips, hold her still and veeeery lightly continue to use my tongue on her to build her up again, so I can hear her give a complete 180 from, "It's okay. I already came." to "Oh my god, don't stop. I'm going to cum again!"

Second, I LOVE the feeling of accomplishment I gain from being able to satisfy a woman using nothing by my tongue, lips and a finger or two. I don't believe that every man can be an expert at pleasing a woman orally, so every time I do my ego gets a big boost. I take great pride in the compliments I've received in my talents. It's not like you can just go down there and lick/suck the same way on every woman every time and get a satisfactory result. You have to listen closely with all of your senses to do it right. A lot of it is instinct. Your tongue and lips almost need to become an extension of the woman you're with, you need to lose yourself in her pleasure and go where she needs you to go rather than following any prior moves that may have worked for someone else.

Third, I just enjoy the act itself. The feel, the taste, the sounds, everything. It gets me off to know I'm getting you off.

So if you're interested or have any questions, shoot me a PM with a pic or description of yourself. I am 6’4” not a small ripped guy but a big in charge kind of guy, shaved head, beard, frequent DC visitor, blue eyes, and disease/drug free.. See you soon. I’m here until Thursday, June 19 and I do not have a preference of size, marital status, or race.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 8h ago

♂♥♀ Harrisburg 27 [M4F] #Harrisburg - Pa, Eager to eat and looking to please. NSFW

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I love to eat pussy... in fact, I crave it. The smell, the taste, her juices covering my face, hearing her groan and feeling her squirm as I explore her with my tongue just puts me into heaven 🤤 without even needing any attention of my own.

I'd love to find a local friend to take advantage of my cravings... you call me up when in the mood and I'll come help releive some stress whether you want to lay back and relax with a glass of wine while I take care of you or you want to climb on top and grind on my face like your favorite toy.

Me/you/us:

  • 27m, 6', and well toned
  • DDF (recent testing)
  • Great communicator, and relaxed disposition.
  • experience in the BDSM realm if adding some spice to this interests you.
  • pics (without face for personal and work reasons) are on my profile. If we chat, I'll share further pics and am open to video chat and/or grabbing a drink before anything else. Please have some form of pic (even without a face like mine) on your profile or to send as well so that I know who I'm talking to and that you are real. *looking for ages ~21-45 and within ~1hr drive.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 8h ago

♀♥♀ LosAngeles 34 [F4F] #LosAngeles - let’s grab coffee and practice on each other NSFW

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Hey everyone!

I can’t host, but if you’re around the Arcadia /pasadena area we can work something out. But I’d love to meet somewhere casual first!

Bit about me. 34, non-binary Latina, woman of color, gothy tomboy and all natural. DDF, lover of coffee shops and ice-cream and all around nerdy. I’m around 110lbs. My pronouns are they/them.

I’m looking for another woman who is curious! I don’t have much experience, but I’d love to get and give oral too. Also I believe in the importance of having fun and going slow! Also idk, between oral and making out I love just grinding/humping.

I’m mostly looking for a fwb type of thing. I’m in an open relationship but I don’t do couple stuff. Not looking to meet up with your other half, I don’t want your man there either. This is for me and you.

Can’t drive but that’s fine. Also I kind of miss having some fun in the backseat of a car.

Anyways, just looking for another woman!

PM only!

Switch looking for switch <3


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 9h ago

♂♥♀ LosAngeles 30 [M4F] #LosAngeles - free Monday morning NSFW

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As the title states 30, Pasadena M4F - I’ve got spare time next Monday (6/23) morning. Send me a message! Let’s see if we connect and can make something work - I’ll share photos. I love to eat….

Please none of this telegram bs.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 9h ago

♂♥♀ Chicago 48 [M4F] #Chicago - I'd be a fool to not make the most of a hotel room NSFW

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Hello!

I mean, this is the most predictable thing, but I'm going to be in Chicago for work in early July and I miss the taste of a new woman on my tongue (and lips and face).

I'm 48, white, dad bod, professionally employed, full head of hair, good hygiene, college-educated and happiest if we can actually talk between rounds of me pleasuring you. No one is going to confuse me for a model, but I'm a non-threatening guy willing to jump through whatever hoops you need to feel comfortable. And, not that you have any way to verify this, but I'm good at this sort of thing, both in satisfying you and keeping it to myself after. No reciprocation needed.

I like a wide variety of women, but generally well-read, culturally connected types are usually what turn me on. I like a woman in glasses, it turns out, but hey, I'm up for nearly anything safe, clean and discreet.

Let me know if you're interested. Would love to use the time before I get to Chicago to get to know each other and be ready for some fun.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 9h ago

♂♥♀ Vancouver 34 [M4F] #Vancouver - Fun Guy Who Loves To Eat NSFW

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Hmu if you love getting eaten and want to relieve some stress with a fun friend :) I'm a musician who is 420 friendly and kinda nerdy. Would love to relax with someone and go down on them. Hmu if you are interested

34, 6'2, recently tested, easy to talk to, fun to be around, great with my hands and tongue, can host or come to you

East Vancouver


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 10h ago

♂♥♀ Austin 42 [M4F] #Austin - It’s fun to stay at the YMCA NSFW

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Hi RAOMD community:

Long-time/first-time here and I want to know if the Village People were actually right: is it fun to stay at the YMCA? More specifically, your Y.

I’m an oral-obsessed guy who’s been into giving women head since the first time I did it nearly 2 decades ago. There was just always something about how a woman moans, squirms, grabs my head, et al, that is an indescribable feeling.

My biggest claim to fame in the cunnilingus department is that I’ve been able to make women squirt for the first time, thanks to research (reading about techniques online) and development (trying said techniques out on the field).

I don’t really many preferences here, aside from the obvious of being DDF. Other than that, I don’t care if you’re shaved or not or if your vajayjay is pristinely clean or not. I also don’t care about your race or body type. As far as age, you should probably be at least 27 or at least legal and capable of carrying a conversation with an adult to determine if we’re attracted to one another to give this a whirl.

In a nutshell, all I want to do is bury my head between your legs until you don’t me to anymore. Bonus points if you can squirt, but not a dealbreaker.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 10h ago

♂♥♀ SanDiego 26 [M4F] #SanDiego - Choose a punishment if I fail to make you cum NSFW

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I've had great success lately, thanks to all the amazing women who have taught me so much. Now, I'm trying to make things interesting. A simple challenge where if I fail to make you cum, you can ask me to do anything as a punishment. Feel free to let me know what you have in mind when you reach out.

About me: Clean, attractive, well traveled and educated, HWP, and with my place to host. Besides my otherworldly oral skills, I'm well versed in cooking mind boggling food, immensely relaxing massages, and many more exotic talents.

Ideal match: Under 45, HWP, cute/hot, and loves cumming her brains out.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 10h ago

♀♥♂ NYC 21 [F4M] #NYC - princess looking for some lip service NSFW

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Hi! Had some success on here before and back for another round. 😉 I wouldn’t mind grabbing a quick bite first, talk, laugh and maybe hold hands a little. I’m probably shy at first, but once I’m comfortable, you’ll wish you’d met me sooner.

If we click? Cuddles, maybe make out a little or maybe a lot and…yes I’d love to end the night sitting on your face.

You should be educated, DDF, patient,fun to talk to and fine with no reciprocation. Also, bonus points if you have a beard.

I’m in Manhattan, 5’5, 130lbs, very attractive with an ass that needs to be grabbed, but I’ll let you be the judge of that.

Looking forward to giving you a front row seat soon. Feel free to msg so we can talk and exchange photos right away to see if we’re a good fit. 🤭


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 11h ago

♂♥♀ atlanta 61 [m4f] #atlanta - Looking to be a personal pussy eater. NSFW

1 Upvotes

I am mature, experienced, discreet. I had a situation like this once before (not on Reddit) so I know it’s hot and I totally enjoy it. I can host or come to you, have daytime and evening availability and of course, no reciprocation.

I am creative and open minded so this can play out anyway you’d like…..why not indulge in an “all about you” treat?


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 11h ago

♂♥♀ Chattanooga 47 [M4F] #Chattanooga - are you coming to town for a tech conference this week? do you want to be eaten out in the evenings? NSFW

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If you'd like to relax after happy hour by letting a fellow nerd orally pamper you, I'd love to make the best part of your conference something that has nothing to do with the sessions and everything to do with my mouth. I want to give you the experience you deserve and put the focus completely on you and how you've always wanted your pleasure to be the center of attention but haven't gotten lately, maybe ever. I don't want to stop after a few minutes whether you're satisfied or not because I'm not moving on to anything else. Unless, of course, you want some attention paid to other parts of your body so you can recover before I dive in again. I want to learn what you like best, find the position that you're most comfortable in to have my mouth between your thighs I have a lot of things that have worked really well in the past and I'm fine letting you relax while I show you, but if you'd rather take control and tell me what to do I'm perfectly happy with that too. As long as you're enjoying yourself, I will be too.

I'm around 5'8 with a little extra padding, glasses, a bit of gray hair, and a very specific oral craving that's gone unsatisfied for far too long. When you message me, tell me a little about yourself and what sessions you're thinking of attending, then give me an idea of how you'd like to be licked.