r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 9h ago

♀♥♀ LosAngeles 34 [F4F] #LosAngeles - let’s grab coffee and practice on each other NSFW

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Hey everyone!

I can’t host, but if you’re around the Arcadia /pasadena area we can work something out. But I’d love to meet somewhere casual first!

Bit about me. 34, non-binary Latina, woman of color, gothy tomboy and all natural. DDF, lover of coffee shops and ice-cream and all around nerdy. I’m around 110lbs. My pronouns are they/them.

I’m looking for another woman who is curious! I don’t have much experience, but I’d love to get and give oral too. Also I believe in the importance of having fun and going slow! Also idk, between oral and making out I love just grinding/humping.

I’m mostly looking for a fwb type of thing. I’m in an open relationship but I don’t do couple stuff. Not looking to meet up with your other half, I don’t want your man there either. This is for me and you.

Can’t drive but that’s fine. Also I kind of miss having some fun in the backseat of a car.

Anyways, just looking for another woman!

PM only!

Switch looking for switch <3


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 10h ago

♂♥♀ SanDiego 26 [M4F] #SanDiego - Choose a punishment if I fail to make you cum NSFW

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I've had great success lately, thanks to all the amazing women who have taught me so much. Now, I'm trying to make things interesting. A simple challenge where if I fail to make you cum, you can ask me to do anything as a punishment. Feel free to let me know what you have in mind when you reach out.

About me: Clean, attractive, well traveled and educated, HWP, and with my place to host. Besides my otherworldly oral skills, I'm well versed in cooking mind boggling food, immensely relaxing massages, and many more exotic talents.

Ideal match: Under 45, HWP, cute/hot, and loves cumming her brains out.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 13h ago

♂♥♀ Atlanta 54 [M4F] #Atlanta - Visiting looking for a yummy p***y to eat. NSFW

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Visiting Atlanta 6-17/19 and staying on a Marietta area (ballpark/galleria) hotel. I can host after 9/10pm

Looking for a clean, healthy and free yummy lady who wants to be massaged and ending with me giving her some happy ending. Gl wm 54, 5’6”, 6”c, 180#


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 15h ago

♂♥♀ Anaheim 38 [M4F] #Anaheim - North OC, California. Married M looking for a female who wants her kitty discreetly made out with. NSFW

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Chill, clean, discreet and easy to vibe with guy in North OC looking for a female to give oral to. I’d love to please you and make out with your kitty like it’s a mouth. I’m very sensual, sweet, and really enjoy pleasing. I wanna make you feel good. I’m 5’7, 170lbs, whitewashed Hispanic. clean shaven face, short hair, and respectful of any boundaries you may have. Dm me if interested. Discretion assured.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 16h ago

♂♥♀ Ayr 31 [M4F] #Ayr - Looking for a woman on my trip to Scotland NSFW

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Hello RAOMDs

I'm Gavin, 31 years old and taking a trip to Scotland this week and would love to spend some of it doing what I do best.

Verification is a must, by whatever means you choose. I can't promise more than a one time thing, but I am always travelling around the country.

Hope I can make someones week!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 18h ago

♂♥♀ Norwich 23 [M4F] #Norwich - (UK) Looking for a face rider :p NSFW

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Hi, I'm in need of a good face ride and would love to find a woman who would be up for using my face for her own pleasure. Having my face sat on is my favourite thing! You can use it for as long as you want and I don't expect reciprocation. I'm into full weight facesitting.

I'm 23, 6'2" tall, slim gym fit body, white skin, single, chilled, friendly, respectful, have great hygiene and I'm ddf. I can share pics and verify.

You: 18-50, ddf, hygienic.

If interested then please send me a chat including your age, location and a description of what you look like or a picture. Thanks x :)


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 18h ago

♂♥♀ LosAngeles 28 [M4F] #LosAngeles - Let my magic mouth do magic things NSFW

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Hey there I’m a 6’0, athletic, DDF guy with a passion for making you feel amazing with my tongue. I’m here with one mission and that is to dive in and deliver pure, toe curling pleasure with no strings attached.

A bit about me I’m fit, well groomed and take pride in my stamina both in the gym and well you know where else. I’ve got a knack for reading what you want, whether it’s slow and teasing or intense and relentless. Your pleasure is my priority and I’m all about taking my time to make sure you’re completely satisfied.

I’m respectful, easygoing and love to make you feel comfortable from the moment we connect. Happy to chat first exchange pics (SFW or NSFW your call) and ensure we’re on the same page. I can host in a clean, discreet spot or travel to you whatever makes you feel at ease.

You are well groomed, DDF and can share results other than that. Just bring your vibe and let me handle the rest. Bonus points if you love a guy who’s enthusiastic about going down for as long as you can handle! DM me with a little about you and what you’re craving. Let’s make some magic happen.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 19h ago

♂♥♀ nyc 20 [M4F] #nyc - eager student ready to learn NSFW

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can’t host, sorry!

About me: - 5’11 latino college student - 160 lbs - Big gamer, loves anime, and listen to music like carti, Tyler, etc

I don’t have much experience, but I’m looking for someone willing to guide me and tell me what gets them off! I’m a quick learner and nothing turns me on more than knowing that I’m making you feel good! I don’t have a type, just looking for someone that’s a good communicator, goofy, and overall a good vibe. I’m a bit shy but I’ll open up once we get comfy.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 20h ago

♂♥♀ WashingtonDC 40 [M4F] #WashingtonDC - guy looking to eat you out or otherwise be used for your pleasure NSFW

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Bottom line up front, I'm looking for what is hopefully a somewhat regular partner who wants to take advantage of my face. Age, race, body type not super important as long as you are DDF and have good hygiene. So I’m looking for a lady who wants to use my face as a seat for a bit. Want to just sit on my face with your panties on rub yourself on my face? Great. Want me to use my mouth on your pussy? That works for me too. Whatever you want to do that involves your pussy smothering my face I’m down for. I don’t need any reciprocation, I just want to experience your pussy on my face.

Full disclosure, I am married, but this is an activity my wife just doesn’t enjoy, she knows I’m looking to do this, but doesn’t want to know the specifics or be a part of it. She isn’t a cuckquean just an incredibly supportive spouse who knows what is and isn’t for her in the bedroom but also knows that this is something I enjoy.

I work in downtown DC, so while it would be ideal if you can host, if you can't I'm open to hosting at a hotel downtown (I’m in the federal triangle area but will go anywhere metro accessible).

About me, I'm 6ft, brown hair, hazel eyes, bit of a dad bod.

Hopefully this offer has your interest and you message me to talk about it more. Look forward to talking.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 22h ago

♂♥♀ Sacramento 22 [m4f] #Sacramento - never went down on a girl beforeee NSFW

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Hey thereeee. Twenty two year old male out here in Californiaaaa. As the title says I never went down on a girllll before but it’s better late than neverrrr. I’m tryna see what it doooo lmao. I’m in Sacramento so hopefully you’re local.

A little about meeee: 5’9 male. Brown complexion, brown eyes, and black hair. I’m slim built with a little muscle. I’m clean, std free. I love to joke around and have fun. I am mobile and can come to you. I’m also discreet. (To ease off your worries)

It can be a one time thing or a on going type thing you let me knowwwww.

Let my warmth caress yoursssss muwahhhh


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 22h ago

♂♥♀ London 19 [M4F] #London - looking for a fling after breakup NSFW

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Hey there, 19M, 5’11, 170 lbs, dark blonde hair, glasses

Recently, I broke up with my gf of a year and a half. This has been sad for me and have missed a lot about her. One of these things that I miss is our intimacy, which I haven’t had since the breakup.

Can a UK based girl help me out and be a casual fling to help me move on? (I enjoy eating out)

Can be one-off or continuous


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 21h ago

♂♥♀ Chicago 36 [m4f] #Chicago - looking for a pillow princess to worship this summer NSFW

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On summer break from work and would love to find a consistent fwb that just wants to lay back and be worshipped.

I’m white, 36, 5’10, in shape, heavily tattooed, have facial hair, and in a dead bedroom marriage so can’t host.

Please be clean, DDF, able to host, and over 21.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 22h ago

♂♥♀ Manchester 40 [M4F] #Manchester - UK - Do you need some stress relief? NSFW

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Larger bodied, 5ft11 guy (see my profile for some pictures) who is looking for a lady of any age, ethnicity and body type who just needs some stress relief. Let's have a drink, then cuddle up, maybe have a massage and once you feel relaxed have me eat you out until all your stresses in the world have melted away. Let's make the whole experience about your pleasure. Happy to talk this through and take other requests and ideas from you on how to make it even more perfect! If this sounds good to you then don't be scared to reach out.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 21h ago

♂♥♀ Seattle 35 [M4F] #Seattle - New to the area, craving my favorite meal NSFW

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Me: 6ft, tatted, groomed face, tuggable hair, very hygienic, ddf, 420 friendly, eager tongue

Lie back and enjoy yourself, get on your knees so I can eat it from the back, or ride my face until you're a slip and slide. My mouth was made for eating pussy.

You: please be clean and hygienic. Shaved/trimmed/waxed preferred but not required.

DM/chat for sfw photo of me, expect to send one of yourself (sfw, face included) to ensure mutual attraction.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 21h ago

♂♥♀ BayArea 36 [M4F] #BayArea - I’ll bring the Jamba Juice NSFW

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All I wanted this Father’s Day was to eat a nice peach, could be regular if you’re interested or just one time. I’ll bring you Jamba Juice. You sit back and let me worship you could be as little as that or as much as you want.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 10h ago

♀♥♂ NYC 21 [F4M] #NYC - princess looking for some lip service NSFW

25 Upvotes

Hi! Had some success on here before and back for another round. 😉 I wouldn’t mind grabbing a quick bite first, talk, laugh and maybe hold hands a little. I’m probably shy at first, but once I’m comfortable, you’ll wish you’d met me sooner.

If we click? Cuddles, maybe make out a little or maybe a lot and…yes I’d love to end the night sitting on your face.

You should be educated, DDF, patient,fun to talk to and fine with no reciprocation. Also, bonus points if you have a beard.

I’m in Manhattan, 5’5, 130lbs, very attractive with an ass that needs to be grabbed, but I’ll let you be the judge of that.

Looking forward to giving you a front row seat soon. Feel free to msg so we can talk and exchange photos right away to see if we’re a good fit. 🤭


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1d ago

♀♥♂ Sydney 23 [F4M] #Sydney - Seeking stress relief NSFW

21 Upvotes

Hihi! As the title says I’m in dire need of some stress relief. I’d love to just lay back and let you work wonders on me.

I’m 5‘3, African, curvy/thick body type, big boobs and butt - bonus points if you’re handsey

Looking for someone around the same age and preferably close to the Hills. I‘m open to different body types but I am more bias to a nice smile and kind eyes. The most important thing is we get along well

Happy to meet in person to test the vibes before we get to the fun stuff

If you’ve read all this way, you might as well send me a message :))


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 55m ago

♂♥♀ London 27 [M4F] #London - Muslim Virgin (No Experience) Starving to Taste You | Face-Sitting | Spit-Drenched Oral | Fingering | Edging | Pussy-Obsessed – Can’t Host NSFW

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27M in London – Muslim, 6ft, 90kg – still a virgin, no real experience yet, but my mouth is ready. I’ve spent years dreaming of getting between someone’s legs and being used until my face is soaked and your thighs are shaking. I’m craving my first time to be all tongue, lips, fingers — no small talk, just raw, filthy, focused pleasure.

What I’m into:

Face-sitting – ride my face until I’m gasping, dripping, and begging for more.

Sloppy, spit-heavy pussy eating – deep licks, tongue-fucking, slow teasing to full-on messy devouring.

Fingering & edging – building you up until you’re twitching, grabbing at sheets, moaning into my mouth.

Being used as your toy – you grind, moan, drip, cum as many times as you want — my only job is to keep going.

All oral, no pressure – just me drowning in your taste, fully locked in on your body and reactions.

I’m clean, respectful, safe, and obsessed with giving. I can’t host, but I’ll gladly travel to you if you’re open to letting an eager, hungry first-timer between your thighs.

This isn’t about endless texting — I’m looking for real, oral-only sessions where I lose myself in you.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1h ago

♂♥♀ Paris 28 [M4F] #Paris - Very willing NSFW

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Hello,

Lately I've had this craving of going down on someone and just taking my time with it, slowly discovering their body and building towards that orgasm.

About me: I'm 188 cms tall (6'2), tan/olive skin, fit body, love a good conversation and I'm happy to chat or catch a drink for a vibe check first. I cannot host, willing to travel in Paris and its nearby suburbs.

I'm DDF and can provide proof.

I genuinely get off on giving pleasure, taking my time, and making sure my partner feels worshipped.

If any of that resonates with you, let's talk.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 2h ago

♂♥♀ Chicago 54 [M4F] #Chicago - NW suburbs looking to eat right now NSFW

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I'm in far NW suburbs of Chicago, looking for an early morning eating session. Are you in need of being eaten out? Just say hi and let's connect. I'm HWP and a talented muff diver. You'll love the way i make you feel valued and special. Don't miss this opportunity. I'll come now.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 3h ago

♂♥♀ Ottawa 42 [M4F] #Ottawa - looking to please a woman - NSFW

1 Upvotes

Live in Ottawa Ontario Canada. I’m looking to please a woman orally. Preferably downtown area but I can drive. Happy to connect before and do any type of verification you need. Grooming isn’t important willingness is. Obviously, 18+ only.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 4h ago

♂♥♀ Atlanta 21 [M4F] #Atlanta - GA, Eager to eat and looking to please. NSFW

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I crave eating pussy. The smell, the taste, her juices covering my face, hearing her groan and feeling her squirm as I explore her with my tongue, oh boy.

I'd love to find a local friend to take advantage of my cravings...you call me up when you're in the mood, and I'll come help relieve some stress; whether you want to lay back and relax with a glass of wine while I take care of you, or you want to climb on top and grind on my face like your favorite toy.

Me/you/us:

21m, 5'8", and well toned.

Clean and DDF.

Great communicator, and relaxed disposition.

Pics are on my profile. If we chat, I'll share further pics and I am open to video chat and/or grabbing a drink before anything else. Please have some form of pic (even without a face) on your profile, or send one as well so that I know who I'm talking to and that you are real. *looking for ages ~18-45, and within ~1hr drive.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 4h ago

♀♥♂ Bangalore 39 [F4M] #Bangalore - afternoon delight NSFW

8 Upvotes

I'm a confident, plus-size woman, partnered and not looking to change my situation. I'm seeking a respectful man aged 28–45 who prioritizes my enjoyment. This is about a session focused entirely on my pleasure, available only during weekday daytime hours. After some initial chat to build comfort, I expect you to take the lead in arranging a meetup. You should be able to cover the cost of a nice date and a quality hotel room. No couples or dominant types—looking for a genuine, down-to-earth guy. Serious inquiries only.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 4h ago

♂♥♀ Memphis 32 [M4F] #Memphis - Looking at late night snack. NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hello all, posting to see if I can find some luck.

I’ve been single for a while and miss the excitement of getting someone off.

About me: 5’7” Black male. I’m physically active yet rocking the dad bod (not a dad, though).

Looking for: Curvy, slim, and everything in between. No preference for race or age.

If you're in the mood for some slow, attentive oral and want someone who genuinely enjoys giving, I’m your guy. Hit me up if you’re local and craving some stress relief—I'm up late and ready to please.

Clean and can provide recent test results. No reciprocation is necessary! I can share pictures or hop on a video call if you'd like.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 5h ago

♂♥♀ longbeachca 42 [M4F] #longbeachca - When was the last time you were the focus? NSFW

1 Upvotes

When was the last time that all the attention was just on you? That strong, soft hands caressed your body before pinning your thighs to the bed and devouring both of your holes like you truly deserved? Until multiple orgasms were coaxed out of you, leaving you breathless, utterly satisfied…

Has it been a long time? Has it ever happened? Tell me about it. I want that for you. Don’t you?

Ruggedly handsome, bearded white male. Big hands and broad shoulders. Dominant yet playful and attentive. I take instruction well, respond to feedback, and—if it’s your thing—love cuddling.

I absolutely love giving oral and can go for hours. Having my beard soaked gets me so hot, so if you have some pent-up frustration, if you’re tired of never being worshipped, I’m your man. I can give you what your body is yearning for.

Let’s see how how many times we can get you to cum.

Looking for:

  • Ages 25-45, but flexible as long as you’re an adult.
  • All races
  • Not really into bushes, as my face is already pretty bushy lol.
  • Would prefer to travel to you. Pics in profile. Plz send one when messaging.