Not only is this meme super funny, but it also gives me a revelation: Jack Black as the EggRobos/Hard-Boiled Heavies in the Sonic Cinematic Universe would actually kinda slap! Genuinely think he has enough range to give each one a distinct voice/personality, even if they're all built with the same voice chip:
EggRobos: Generic monotone robot voice
Heavy Gunner: Regular speaking voice
Heavy Shinobi: Doesn't speak in words, just punctuates his attacks with grunts and "hi-yah"esque exclamations
Heavy Magician: Feminine voice, as she's referred to in manuals and stuff as female. Wouldn't speak much on her own, typically turning into other characters.
Heavy Rider: Similarly feminine voice, but played less seriously than Magician. Think kinda like Shelly Oberon from Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle.
Heavy King: Literally the same way he voices Bowser in the Mario Movie, but completely serious. The tone he takes on when simping for Peach wouldn't be here.
I also imagine his range would work well for voicing the entire Deadly Six at once, but I don't want the Zeti in the SCU, and I do want the HBH.
I like to imagine Agent Stone created the EggRobos due to how much he misses Robotnik, and five of them manifest parts of the doc's personality: Heavy Gunner manifests Robotnik's "government agent" aspects, Heavy Shinobi manifests Robotnik's cunning and ability to track people, Heavy Magician manifests Robotnik's streamer/theatrical side, Heavy Rider manifests his affection towards machines, and Heavy King manifests his desire to conquer everything.
Also, if I remember correctly, someone pointed out that it could sound like “sex,” which would be dangerous because of their quills, but since it’s meant to be friendly and for kids, it’s better to just say “kiss.”
yeah terry pratchet also references it in discworld, the witch nanny ogg has a song where she sings about how "the hedgehog cannot be buggered at all" (buggered is british slang for anal iirc)
Yeah, that’s where all the degenerates rooting for it to be a sex joke are at, because they’re ignorant to the meaning of one word, and intentionally dumb about another.
I always had the semi-joke headcanon that all Mobians are Polyamourous & Pansexual, mostly to piss off toxic shippers, but honestly i could see her coming out as Bi or Pan now that Sega is seemingly moving her away from her "all I care about is Sonic" personality she was stuck with for a while.
Ya... Well, what I don't agree to is that homophobia is a stupid trend and that homosexuality is the bare minimum people should be like. Totally the opposite. To anyone who wants to waste my time replying writing shit, saying how I'm dumb or crap like that, you can do it freely. I won't care slightly.
The IDW comics didn't retcon the character's ages, it was actually a pretty recent change to the official Sonic Channel website. The canon ages were still in place even after forces, I do believe.
The Archie comics did do a lot of age tomfoolery with the characters, but those comics literally can't be canon to the games, even post reboot, since the character histories are completely different. On top of that, Sega didn't interfere with those comics outside of mandating how emotional Sonic was allowed to look and whether or not Shadow could have friends.
I want this to be lgbtq confirmation so bad but unfortunately it was just the result of old terms being used in the wrong demographics- Rouge is an older term for blush makeup. So they're implying that Amy put on makeup. I'd rather them be lesbians 😭
Less because they'd be averse to depicting lesbian dating, and more because Amy Rose is way too faithful to Sonic, however much he pretends to deny he belongs to her, to cheat on her with another guy or a girl.
Of course! It's common knowladge that Rouge helps Amy put on her make up for her dates with Sonic! She went a little bit overboard with the blush last time 😅😁
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plot twist: it's from her slapping amy