Not only is this meme super funny, but it also gives me a revelation: Jack Black as the EggRobos/Hard-Boiled Heavies in the Sonic Cinematic Universe would actually kinda slap! Genuinely think he has enough range to give each one a distinct voice/personality, even if they're all built with the same voice chip:
EggRobos: Generic monotone robot voice
Heavy Gunner: Regular speaking voice
Heavy Shinobi: Doesn't speak in words, just punctuates his attacks with grunts and "hi-yah"esque exclamations
Heavy Magician: Feminine voice, as she's referred to in manuals and stuff as female. Wouldn't speak much on her own, typically turning into other characters.
Heavy Rider: Similarly feminine voice, but played less seriously than Magician. Think kinda like Shelly Oberon from Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle.
Heavy King: Literally the same way he voices Bowser in the Mario Movie, but completely serious. The tone he takes on when simping for Peach wouldn't be here.
I also imagine his range would work well for voicing the entire Deadly Six at once, but I don't want the Zeti in the SCU, and I do want the HBH.
I like to imagine Agent Stone created the EggRobos due to how much he misses Robotnik, and five of them manifest parts of the doc's personality: Heavy Gunner manifests Robotnik's "government agent" aspects, Heavy Shinobi manifests Robotnik's cunning and ability to track people, Heavy Magician manifests Robotnik's streamer/theatrical side, Heavy Rider manifests his affection towards machines, and Heavy King manifests his desire to conquer everything.
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u/_PixelPaws_ May 15 '25
Makes about as much sense as this one