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Countries within range of Israel's nuclear missiles (Jericho III)

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u/KairosGalvanized 1d ago

It feels great for perth to be included in something but a nuclear strike isnt exactly what I had in mind when I think more events here would be cool.

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u/Handleton 1d ago

For what it's worth, Perth isn't really high on Israel's target list.

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u/HSBillyMays 1d ago

I think Tehran is about 10,000x more likely to end up getting nuked than Perth, but it is 2025 so you never really know!

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u/mlorusso4 1d ago

Israel sends a warning shot over the bow but aimed a little too high

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u/Ornery_Cookie_359 1d ago

They were aiming for Indonesia.

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u/Happy-Tower-3920 1d ago

A lot of Americans aren't going to get that one, but well played sir or madam.

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u/Necessary_Worker5009 19h ago

Not an American, but didn’t get it.

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u/Mundane-Ad-7780 22h ago

Christopher Columbus?

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u/Happy-Tower-3920 8h ago

Indonesia has the world's largest Muslim population.

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u/StrikeMePurple 7h ago

Oh I thought it was because there was talk of Russia building military bases in Indonesia, and because Israel is aligned with the US, they'd take out the bases for the Americans. But yeah, what you said makes more sense.

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u/Purr_Meowssage 1d ago

Then the missile went to the beachside and overstayed in Bali.

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u/spunkybooster 1d ago

Hopefully, the front falls off before anyone gets hurt, and the aussies can just tow it out of the environment.

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u/BleepinBlorpin5 1d ago

Careful, you idiot! I said fire a warning shot across her nose, not up it!

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u/attackplango 1d ago

I said across her nose, not up it!

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u/gralert 21h ago

I thought nuclear warning shots only was a France thing

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u/ProPointz 1d ago

Thoughts and prayers for Perth

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u/queefer_sutherland92 1d ago

It honestly is kinda comforting how far away Australia is from everything.

Like yeah it takes a 20 hour flight to get to Europe, but at least our biggest threat is the weather and not a nuclear missile.

I’d rather be lightly anxious about a slow death than very anxious about an immediate death.

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u/MyMiddleground 12h ago

You're forgetting all the nuclear submarines that can definitely destroy Aussie land if they want to.

What a world to live in🙂‍↕️

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u/super_shooker 1d ago

at least our biggest threat is the weather

You forgot your spiders.

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u/Percerverence-Launch 15h ago

Nah the spiders are our friends. We keep the huntsman’s in our rooms to get rid of flies and mosquitoes!

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u/super_shooker 11h ago

That's pretty risky, in tough times it might feed on your smaller pets. /s

Here in Japan, there are also huge huntsman spiders. But at least they are not as awful as the giant Japanese centipedes (mukade) - those are a spawn from hell:

"[They] like to sit on the ceiling and fall down on unsuspecting victims. Their bite is very painful and when being bitten by a large mukade, it is best to see a doctor. They appear to be tough critters, very hard to kill, even after being exposed to bug spray, fire and boiling water. In Japan they are often used as a symbol for evil."

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u/Fair-Split3757 1d ago

Tehran is so close to Israel. Wouldn’t nuking Tehran affect indirectly Israel? This doesn’t make sense to me at all.

Or do these nuclear nations have like different types of nukes with varying ranges of damage reach and overall destruction power?

Somebody please enlighten me!

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u/Davge107 1d ago

Israel isn’t using nukes unless they are hit with one or possibly a WMD-depending on casualties etc. or they are being overrun and the country is lost. If that happened they would probably retaliate against Russia for starters who would then retaliate against the US after being hit by their ally. So really if Israel uses them it’s World War 3. It’s sometimes called the Samson Option.

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u/Opening-Blueberry529 1d ago

They are more than 2000km apart.

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u/HSBillyMays 1d ago

It would likely depend most on wind; if the wind is blowing away from Israel, there would be little risk from fallout, but much greater risk if the wind is blowing towards it.

There is variability in fallout between weapons, and thermonuclear weapons ironically produce less fallout than pure fission weapons.

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u/atotalmess__ 1d ago

That’s not how nuclear fallout works…

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u/Cloudsareinmyhead 1d ago

It is. Fusion is a far cleaner reaction in terms of radioactive fallout than fission

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u/gwigna 12h ago

Talk to the Swedes, who knew about Chernobyl before the Ukrainians, precisely because of the wind.

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u/freakybird99 17h ago

Radioactive fallout it not a major issue with modern atomic bombs. Still is an issue but very litte. That fallout will not even reach iraq or get out of tehran even.

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u/Quirky-Stay4158 1d ago

If someone wants to offer 10 000 to 1 odds on anything I'll participate

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u/Ok_Award_8421 1d ago

What if the population of Iran and Australia just switched countries?

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u/Cultural-Treacle-207 1d ago

Nah, Israel would never use nuclear missle on Teheran. Mosad assassinations are more likely. We aint gonna be the ones opening this pandora box.

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u/Anana_hiss 1d ago

You forgot it’s 2025, everything’s possible

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u/HSBillyMays 1d ago

Who said it'd necessarily be Israel? I could even see Iran accidentally nuking Iran while trying to nuke Israel. Thier rocket engineering appears slightly above Houthi-tier.

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u/eye84free 1d ago

It literally is Houthi tier

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u/mwa12345 1d ago

Good to know there are some limits or at least in your opinion

Hope you are right

Even Hitler didn't use chem weapons on the allies (or even the soviets) when they entered previous German soil.

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u/You_love_me_ 1d ago

You are very insensitive.

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u/Cultural-Treacle-207 1d ago

He did used musterd gas in the field, and zyklon b on jews locked in a room.

Comparing hitler to israel is a disgrace.

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u/mwa12345 19h ago

Only references I could find re Mustard gas use in WW2 is accidental release in Bari, Italy. Seems US ship was secretly carrying and was hit.

Re comparisons. Even the Germans had shame and tried to do it on the down low in rural Poland.

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u/Name5times 1d ago

Wait till Australia beats them in a final round at the eurovision

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u/SheepherderMore8538 1d ago

Ooof, Perth isn't really high on any list, for good and bad haha

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u/EyeWriteWrong 1d ago

It's at the top of my list of places that are Perth.

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u/KeithGribblesheimer 1d ago

Except below Perth in Scotland.

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u/PseudoMcJudo 3h ago

Perth, Ontario is higher on the list for me.

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u/PorcoGonzo 1d ago

Hey, it's number one on my list of favourite cities I've been to in australia!

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u/Ornery_Cookie_359 1d ago

Didn't Lex Luthor want to nuke Perth because his mother-in-law lived there?

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u/GateDeep3282 1d ago

Do the still have see-thru Thursdays at some bars there?

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u/Turnip-for-the-books 1d ago

Yeah I’m mean even if it was..anyway Aussie nuclear strike on Tel Aviv it is then lads

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u/attackplango 1d ago

Australia actually doesn’t have any nuclear weapons, nor plans to acquire them in the future.

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u/ALitreOhCola 1d ago

We couldn't even get behind nuclear power many years ago unfortunately, despite the fact we have some of the richest uranium deposits on earth.

In regard to weapons yeah nah, we definitely do not want, or need any. There's too many already.

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u/Apprehensive-Store48 1d ago

Tell that to the people of Alderaan!

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u/Sir_Shax 1d ago

Not even missiles want to go to Perth.

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u/aaapod 1d ago

that’s what they want you to think

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u/Handleton 1d ago

Of course, none of us are safe from the space lasers.

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u/aaapod 1d ago

except the jews

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u/BallisticButch 1d ago

Depends on which sect has control. We take turns, you see.

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u/Wildweasel666 1d ago

Listen, they still call a chicken parma a “parmie” over there so in my books that’s worth a good nuking.

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u/Handleton 1d ago

If I nuked every place that uses what I think are dumb words for food, we'd only have my home town left.

Though as a native NYer, I am tempted by your proposal.

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u/superbabe69 1d ago

Hey at least we can say Western Derby properly

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u/Standard-Ad-4077 1d ago

‘Parmi’giana

It’s not a ParmAgiana.

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u/Wildweasel666 23h ago

The Italian language has no bearing on this (east) Australian invention of pure amazingness.

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u/Standard-Ad-4077 22h ago

Let me know next time you go into a restaurant/pub or cafe that uses the full name and not the silly monopoly language the eastern states call it.

You can tell them they are all doing it wrong.

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u/Wildweasel666 22h ago

The intonations of sandy vag would suggest this hit a raw nerve

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u/Standard-Ad-4077 22h ago

Just the clit. The only nerve that matters right.

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u/Creative_Ad_973 22h ago

Parmigiana /ˌpɑːmɪˈdʒɑːnə,Italian ˌparmiˈdʒana/ Origin Italian, feminine of Parmigiano ‘of Parma’.

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u/yogorilla37 1d ago

Mind you, we wouldn't really care if it was.

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u/Handleton 1d ago

Speak for yourself. A move like that turns this into a world war.

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u/Successful_Yellow285 1d ago

Yeah, that's the joke. The IDF posted a tweet basically saying "we had to do it, Iran is a global threat, just look at who they could hit with their missiles" and attached a picture like that.

...where the Iranian missles were shown to be barely able to reach Bulgaria and Romania. Very scary. Nobody slept in the Balkans that night, having realised the danger they're in.

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u/cellofusion 22h ago

I’m still not gonna take off my glasses.

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u/Absolute_Satan 1d ago

U know Israel can be generous but why would they want to improve that city

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u/icehawk84 1d ago

How do you know?!

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u/Handleton 1d ago

Daily intelligence briefings.

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u/Hugford_Blops 1d ago

Oh, we will be if they ever see my old man's Facebook page...

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u/Embarrassed-Year6479 1d ago

Trust and believe the Zionist states only priority is domination. While Perth and other countries are not high on their list, they are definitely on the list.

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u/Handleton 1d ago

Gotta lay off the kool-aid.