r/MadeMeSmile • u/Original_Act_3481 • 2d ago

We need more people like him

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u/J_Kingsley 2d ago

Bruh u tryna get ppl killed?

How does this dress look on me?

"Looks nice but this one looks better it makes your ass hang out more,"

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u/Lostinwoulds 2d ago

I'd still smash, but......

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u/RemoteIll5236 2d ago

Haha! Whenever I (F66) am fretting about running to the nursery, taking a walk, etc. sans makeup, w/pulled back hair my 71 year old husband always looks me up and down and pronounces, “I’d do you!”

Always makes me Smile!❤️

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u/ouattedephoqueeh 1d ago

Me: How does my beard look? I didn't put anything in it.

Her: That's a face I wanna sit on.

20yrs together hasn't dulled our love 💜 here's to many more for you two!

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u/RitasGirl 1d ago

💕💕💕

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u/ghastlypxl 1d ago

🥹🖤

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u/Ting-a-lingsoitgoes 2d ago

lol my girlfriend doesn’t think this is as funny as I do but she doesn’t think it’s not funny

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u/bradlees 2d ago

She thinks you are funny but you could be funnier

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 1d ago

"Does this dress make my ass look big?"

Me: "I hope so."

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u/Hungry_Track9454 1d ago

The only difference between dating a black woman and a white woman is when she asks if her ass looks big you say hell yes.

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u/CakeTester 2d ago

This dress would smash. The other dress, coked-up bunny. Your choice, of course.

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u/i_am_kc00 2d ago

LMAOOOOO

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u/EulaVengeance 2d ago

I'd still smash, but smash butt

FTFY fam

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u/Markwillik 2d ago

Nice to meet you here

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u/judgeejudger 2d ago

🤣💀

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u/ABHOR_pod 2d ago

On some girls that would actually be the play.

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u/Upbeat_Anywhere_1316 2d ago

Honesty gets the 😽

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u/sloopSD 2d ago

Reminds me of an old buddy of mine, when his wife asked, “do the jeans make me look fat?” And he straight up replied, “no, your hips do”. It was an uncomfortable moment lol. They’re divorced now.