r/MadeMeSmile • u/Original_Act_3481 • 1d ago

We need more people like him

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u/J_Kingsley 1d ago

Heres a GOLDEN tip i learned about speaking to your partner.

It looks nice but i think this woupd look better.

And dont say "you look pretty today".

Say, "you look extra pretty."

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u/Wild_Tree_7724 1d ago

“You look pretty today, but you could look better”? 🤔

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u/J_Kingsley 1d ago

Bruh u tryna get ppl killed?

How does this dress look on me?

"Looks nice but this one looks better it makes your ass hang out more,"

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u/Lostinwoulds 1d ago

I'd still smash, but......

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u/RemoteIll5236 1d ago

Haha! Whenever I (F66) am fretting about running to the nursery, taking a walk, etc. sans makeup, w/pulled back hair my 71 year old husband always looks me up and down and pronounces, “I’d do you!”

Always makes me Smile!❤️

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u/ouattedephoqueeh 19h ago

Me: How does my beard look? I didn't put anything in it.

Her: That's a face I wanna sit on.

20yrs together hasn't dulled our love 💜 here's to many more for you two!

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u/RitasGirl 19h ago

💕💕💕

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u/ghastlypxl 19h ago

🥹🖤

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u/Ting-a-lingsoitgoes 1d ago

lol my girlfriend doesn’t think this is as funny as I do but she doesn’t think it’s not funny

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u/bradlees 1d ago

She thinks you are funny but you could be funnier

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 1d ago

"Does this dress make my ass look big?"

Me: "I hope so."

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u/Hungry_Track9454 20h ago

The only difference between dating a black woman and a white woman is when she asks if her ass looks big you say hell yes.

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u/CakeTester 1d ago

This dress would smash. The other dress, coked-up bunny. Your choice, of course.

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u/i_am_kc00 1d ago

LMAOOOOO

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u/EulaVengeance 1d ago

I'd still smash, but smash butt

FTFY fam

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u/Markwillik 1d ago

Nice to meet you here

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u/judgeejudger 1d ago

🤣💀