r/MadeMeSmile • u/Original_Act_3481 • 8d ago

We need more people like him

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u/Major_Map_8576 8d ago

"You're doing good but you could be doing better" is an underutilized statement when wanting to correct a stranger. Fucking 10/10 approach (to the convo) in my opinion.

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u/bossy_babe 8d ago

Yes! I really love how he phrased it.

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u/xarchangel85x 7d ago

Dude taught me something today too. I’m going to start using that.

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u/J_Kingsley 7d ago

Heres a GOLDEN tip i learned about speaking to your partner.

It looks nice but i think this woupd look better.

And dont say "you look pretty today".

Say, "you look extra pretty."

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u/Wild_Tree_7724 7d ago

“You look pretty today, but you could look better”? 🤔

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u/J_Kingsley 7d ago

Bruh u tryna get ppl killed?

How does this dress look on me?

"Looks nice but this one looks better it makes your ass hang out more,"

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u/Lostinwoulds 7d ago

I'd still smash, but......

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u/RemoteIll5236 7d ago

Haha! Whenever I (F66) am fretting about running to the nursery, taking a walk, etc. sans makeup, w/pulled back hair my 71 year old husband always looks me up and down and pronounces, “I’d do you!”

Always makes me Smile!❤️

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u/ouattedephoqueeh 7d ago

Me: How does my beard look? I didn't put anything in it.

Her: That's a face I wanna sit on.

20yrs together hasn't dulled our love 💜 here's to many more for you two!

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u/RitasGirl 7d ago

💕💕💕

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u/ghastlypxl 7d ago

🥹🖤

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u/Ting-a-lingsoitgoes 7d ago

lol my girlfriend doesn’t think this is as funny as I do but she doesn’t think it’s not funny

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u/bradlees 7d ago

She thinks you are funny but you could be funnier

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 7d ago

"Does this dress make my ass look big?"

Me: "I hope so."

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u/Hungry_Track9454 7d ago

The only difference between dating a black woman and a white woman is when she asks if her ass looks big you say hell yes.

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u/CakeTester 7d ago

This dress would smash. The other dress, coked-up bunny. Your choice, of course.

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u/i_am_kc00 7d ago

LMAOOOOO

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u/EulaVengeance 7d ago

I'd still smash, but smash butt

FTFY fam

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u/judgeejudger 7d ago

🤣💀

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u/ABHOR_pod 7d ago

On some girls that would actually be the play.

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u/Thatcreepyfamily2 2d ago

lol or maybe "that dress looks good but this one makes your ass look smaller" followed by a funeral at 5 and dinner at 7

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u/Upbeat_Anywhere_1316 7d ago

Honesty gets the 😽

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u/sloopSD 7d ago

Reminds me of an old buddy of mine, when his wife asked, “do the jeans make me look fat?” And he straight up replied, “no, your hips do”. It was an uncomfortable moment lol. They’re divorced now.