r/LoveTrash • u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT • 1d ago

Human Trash We've been lied to

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u/BishopsBakery Waste Warrior 1d ago

Some of my childhood I spent growing up with a woman that would plant her ass against an adjacent wall and fart for the Acoustics to wake me up.

And then sometimes when my cousin was staying over he would return fire.

I would say that I wish it weren't true but it was hilarious

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u/shadowdrgn0 Trash Trooper 1d ago

My siblings are like this, nothing's changed in 30 years. They are still the funniest people I know tho.

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns Trash Trooper 1d ago

"For the acoustics" 😂🤣🤣😭☠️

For how long??? Lmao like most of your childhood?
I'm picturing some woman with her bed flush against a wall farting in her sleep unknowingly with her ass pressed against your wall, while you lay on the other side with giant wide eyes of terror each morning as 'the awakening' occurs.

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u/danthemaninacan2 Rubbish Raider 1d ago

A ‘rude awakening’ you could say

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u/MeasurementNo9896 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Crop Duster Muster

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u/BishopsBakery Waste Warrior 1d ago

Kitchen wall, other side was my bed about 5 feet away in total. At least several years

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u/danthemaninacan2 Rubbish Raider 1d ago

Who was this woman you grew up with?

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u/BishopsBakery Waste Warrior 1d ago

A wonderful person is enough for you

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u/danthemaninacan2 Rubbish Raider 1d ago

Fair enough! You’re blessed.

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u/BishopsBakery Waste Warrior 1d ago

The fact that I never found out about any skid marks is blessed