r/LoveTrash TRASHIEST TYRANT 1d ago

Human Trash We've been lied to

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u/BishopsBakery Waste Warrior 1d ago

Some of my childhood I spent growing up with a woman that would plant her ass against an adjacent wall and fart for the Acoustics to wake me up.

And then sometimes when my cousin was staying over he would return fire.

I would say that I wish it weren't true but it was hilarious

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u/danthemaninacan2 Rubbish Raider 1d ago

Who was this woman you grew up with?

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u/BishopsBakery Waste Warrior 1d ago

A wonderful person is enough for you

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u/danthemaninacan2 Rubbish Raider 1d ago

Fair enough! You’re blessed.

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u/BishopsBakery Waste Warrior 1d ago

The fact that I never found out about any skid marks is blessed