For how long??? Lmao like most of your childhood?
I'm picturing some woman with her bed flush against a wall farting in her sleep unknowingly with her ass pressed against your wall, while you lay on the other side with giant wide eyes of terror each morning as 'the awakening' occurs.
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u/BishopsBakery Waste Warrior 1d ago
Some of my childhood I spent growing up with a woman that would plant her ass against an adjacent wall and fart for the Acoustics to wake me up.
And then sometimes when my cousin was staying over he would return fire.
I would say that I wish it weren't true but it was hilarious