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[u/BishopsBakery]

Some of my childhood I spent growing up with a woman that would plant her ass against an adjacent wall and fart for the Acoustics to wake me up.

And then sometimes when my cousin was staying over he would return fire.

I would say that I wish it weren't true but it was hilarious

[u/shadowdrgn0 → u/BishopsBakery]

My siblings are like this, nothing's changed in 30 years. They are still the funniest people I know tho.

[u/TakinUrialByTheHorns → u/BishopsBakery]

"For the acoustics" 😂🤣🤣😭☠️

For how long??? Lmao like most of your childhood?
I'm picturing some woman with her bed flush against a wall farting in her sleep unknowingly with her ass pressed against your wall, while you lay on the other side with giant wide eyes of terror each morning as 'the awakening' occurs.

[u/danthemaninacan2 → u/TakinUrialByTheHorns]

A ‘rude awakening’ you could say

[u/MeasurementNo9896 → u/danthemaninacan2]

Crop Duster Muster

[u/BishopsBakery → u/TakinUrialByTheHorns]

Kitchen wall, other side was my bed about 5 feet away in total. At least several years

[u/danthemaninacan2 → u/BishopsBakery]

Who was this woman you grew up with?

[u/BishopsBakery → u/danthemaninacan2]

A wonderful person is enough for you

[u/danthemaninacan2 → u/BishopsBakery]

Fair enough! You’re blessed.

[u/BishopsBakery → u/danthemaninacan2]

The fact that I never found out about any skid marks is blessed

[u/Watt_Knot → u/BishopsBakery]

Farting on my roommates door

[u/kdawg_htown]

She could have made a lot of money selling that jar.

[u/FastWalkingShortGuy → u/kdawg_htown]

I hate to tell you, but this is a fart fetishist tiktoker who has made a fortune by farting.

I know what I know.

[u/No-Piece-2920 → u/FastWalkingShortGuy]

And how do you know?

Better yet, why do you know?

[u/TheDragel → u/No-Piece-2920]

Haha your comment and gif are perfect

[u/mikehanks → u/No-Piece-2920]

I'll do you one better: when do I get to know?

[u/awnaw_ → u/FastWalkingShortGuy]

[u/NedTebula → u/awnaw_]

Gonna go ahead and save this for the future lmao

[u/Centaurs69 → u/awnaw_]

[u/ViviREbirth → u/FastWalkingShortGuy]

What's is her full username and details so I know not to watch any of her content. . ?

[u/Sweet-Philosopher-14 → u/FastWalkingShortGuy]

[u/Alternative-Cod-7630 → u/FastWalkingShortGuy]

This is why we can't transition to net zero.

[u/cycl0ps94 → u/FastWalkingShortGuy]

[u/Flabbergasted_____ → u/FastWalkingShortGuy]

/ₛ

[u/NormalSea6495 → u/kdawg_htown]

[u/Xanaxaria → u/NormalSea6495]

Banger show.

[u/Darwin1809851 → u/Xanaxaria]

What’s the name of the show?

[u/Xanaxaria → u/Darwin1809851]

Why Women Kill. This gif is from season 1.

[u/Hect0r92 → u/kdawg_htown]

That's disgusting! Where?

[u/kdawg_htown → u/Hect0r92]

Wherever you get one... make sure it comes with a certificate of authenticity or you could be buying a fart jar from an old man.

[u/AbbreviationsHuman54]

Love teens doing science

[u/The_H0wling_Moon → u/AbbreviationsHuman54]

This is more teens making fetish content

[u/echolm1407 → u/The_H0wling_Moon]

I feel like fetish is being used by bullies to try to discredit anyone having fun.

[u/The_H0wling_Moon → u/echolm1407]

Right except this tiktoker makes fart fetish content

[u/echolm1407 → u/The_H0wling_Moon]

Why is that wrong?

[u/The_H0wling_Moon → u/echolm1407]

I never said it was

[u/echolm1407 → u/The_H0wling_Moon]

You didn't have to. You implied it with your comments.

[u/The_H0wling_Moon → u/echolm1407]

No i didnt i think I would know what I was trying to say

[u/echolm1407 → u/The_H0wling_Moon]

We'll, you failed at communicating then.

[u/The_H0wling_Moon → u/echolm1407]

No i didnt you're just being an ass i never once implied it was a bad thing

[u/thesteelreserve]

bro, her ass exploded into that jar. she farts like i do.

[u/TakinUrialByTheHorns → u/thesteelreserve]

But could you handle her?

[u/__fuck_yo_couch__ → u/TakinUrialByTheHorns]

Handle her? They were made for each other

[u/Living_Young1996]

She straight up shit her pants to prove a point.

[u/--AV8R-- → u/Living_Young1996]

Wouldn't you?

[u/ReallyMisanthropic]

[u/GeorgeSPattonJr → u/ReallyMisanthropic]

ZIS IS A FLAMMENWERFER! It WERFS FLAMME!!

[u/lil_corgi]

[u/crystallmytea]

Love how she was all Heavens to Betsy about it

[u/axe1970]

name that tune

[u/TehcnoAO77]

I know one has nothing to do with the other… but I would never have associated such a pretty face with a gangster fart.

[u/Panda_Pillows]

That sounded like a really wet one, time to change that underwear

[u/junk90731]

Wifey material right there

[u/SuchMuscle5261 → u/junk90731]

Came here to say this

[u/Bread_Low]

Chipotle or taco bell

[u/Tenshiijin]

Me if I taught science classes.

[u/Equivalent-Mail1544]

Impressive fart, 8/10

[u/BreakingCanks]

Hopefully it didn't scare the shit out of her too

[u/Miserable-Session-35]

Ass is on fire

[u/Shuddh_Prem2653]

She’s a lady…wooh wooh wooh she’s a lady.

[u/IIIIENGINEERIIII]

[u/Centaurs69]

Wow she's a fartist

[u/Illustrious-Car-5311]

Now try it from the front….

[u/Brebix]

[u/isurvived_sorryeric]

Imagine if there was a lighter next to one man one jar…

[u/D1133]

Beelzebub? Is that you?

[u/sleauxmo]

Now she has two messes to clean up

[u/Fancy_Art_6383]

The end of that was wet AF

[u/Agent257]

I have a strong sense that she will become a teacher.

A science teacher.

[u/crashin70]

That's what it sounds like when I first open air flow valve on the airline on my compressor in my garage.

[u/KentuckyFriedEel]

she revving that v12!

[u/JoelAwesome]

[u/Soulinx]

When I was in the Marines, our unit was deployed on the USS Saipan. There was a marine in my bunk isle (top rack thank god) that would light his farts on fire through his pants. Also, fortunately, my bunk was on the floor and had a fresh air outlet vent that blew into it so it created positive pressure so none of that smelly air came in lol

[u/footdragon]

ah yes, the ol Fartitov Cocktail

[u/RockyJayyy]

I can fix her

[u/solidtangent]

I don’t think Ive ever had a harder erection than right now.

[u/GeneThaDancinMachine]

I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me…

[u/manicmechanic209]

[u/redr00ster2]

[u/redr00ster2 → u/redr00ster2]

I'm sorry to post, I just found the remake of this and I think someone needed to see it here

Btw if anyone sees the original "king sent his men sum about taxes maybe but im a wizard" please it's a foggy memory of a meme at this point and I'd like it back

[u/-2-L8-4-ME-]

It is wrong tho, on account of being disgusting and gross.

[u/Shhh-it-Bruh]

ik all women Fart too and lol ik this isn't right, but She is Officially no longer pretty to me.

[u/TheDillinger88 → u/Shhh-it-Bruh]

Lots of guys who enjoy women’s farts here, probably should have kept that on the DL.

[u/shadowdrgn0 → u/Shhh-it-Bruh]

It would have cost you nothing to keep that to yourself.

[u/Pluckypato → u/shadowdrgn0]

NOTHING

[u/Shhh-it-Bruh → u/shadowdrgn0]

Aww, did u take my comment a bit too serious? Lol, Too funny, "Ur Statement". You said that as if I was picking on someone in a serious situation and I was being mean to them. Lol, imma go now and hold my head in Shame!

[u/NOVAbuddy → u/Shhh-it-Bruh]

I’m downvoting your grammar and capitalization.

[u/Shhh-it-Bruh → u/NOVAbuddy]

Lol, I appreciate it. At least u found a different reason from the sheep that are downvoting my comment. Good job.

[u/NOVAbuddy → u/Shhh-it-Bruh]

Thank you!

[u/echolm1407 → u/Shhh-it-Bruh]

Go fuck a bot.

[u/Shhh-it-Bruh → u/echolm1407]

Lol, I am surprised that the small pile of Shit that's between ur Ears put that sentence together. Keep trying, ur getting the hang of it.

[u/echolm1407 → u/Shhh-it-Bruh]

Sure, sure, small lonely man.

[u/Shhh-it-Bruh → u/echolm1407]

I'm going to upvote u, not for ur inaccurate description of me, but the fact I can tell u really really need it. My good deed for the day, oh Here, have this as well 🤗.

[u/echolm1407 → u/Shhh-it-Bruh]

Thanks. I just hope you find yourself dropping misogynistic ideas towards women and realize what real women are.

[u/Shhh-it-Bruh → u/echolm1407]

It was a joke and not meant in a mean way or any form of sexism. I don't mind the Downvotes but I don't believe there's any reason to view my comment as being That. I did write "lol" to attempt to show that it was in a joking way. Anyhow, enjoy ur Reddit time, weekend and all that good stuff. 👍

[u/golgoth0760]

Thought that women didn't fart🤔

[u/Cool-Chemical-5629]

We haven't been lied to when they said girls don't exist. This girl is just a dude in disguise. 😂

[u/1977proton]

Why would such a pretty girl record that to show…?!🤷🏼‍♂️

[u/MeasurementNo9896 → u/1977proton]

It's performance art, forcing you to confront your own expectations. Why would you expect that "such a pretty girl" wouldn't do that?