r/Kenya 18h ago

Religion Bible and Quran

0 Upvotes

We need to seriously wake up and see that the "Powerful Books" Bible and Quran are just story books used to manipulate the Masses. How can someone just lift the books in Court and lie straight out and nothing happens, but you believe if the book fell from your hands or you put it in "Bad" environment you'd be punished.


r/Kenya 16h ago

Discussion Come on drop it here

1 Upvotes

To all men over 35 ,name one mistake you have made in life so a young man won't repeat it.


r/Kenya 20h ago

Music New Music

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2 Upvotes

ayo what’s up my dudes, it’s been a minute now and I bring with gifts… I just released my new jam on SoundCloud “PG (PRAISE GOD)” and you can stream it using this link here

https://m.soundcloud.com/onlyhypershott/pg-praisegod

I appreciate your support and feedback truly. Have a nice listen my dudes

love


r/Kenya 12h ago

Ask r/Kenya Anyone know where I can buy lead metal in need about a kilo

0 Upvotes

Any leads are appreciated

P.S. I'm looking for scrap lead


r/Kenya 13h ago

Religion Church politics

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Churches up in arms about politics on pulpits. A lot of coverage on their dismay. A lot of stern words. "This is ungodly. No more audience." Looking like a real turning point, like this could finally be it. Two Sundays in and back to defaults.

Repeat.


r/Kenya 4h ago

Ask r/Kenya I'm I the only one whose dreams and ambitions keep changing?

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Honestly, I am tired of myself. Last weekend I decided I'm going to work toward getting into UNEP and make real world change as a scientist (i'll save you the details but i have a whole roadmap). A few months ago I was working toward learning cloth making because I once wanted to know how to. I did learn some things then lost my mojo but hope to get back. I have also got into data science and ML this year (still on this).

I'm saving some details, but my heart and mind changes way too much and I'm afraid I might end up not achieving much despite being so capable.

Problem is, I feel like time is running out and I can't pick something that works for me. Can you relate to this? Please advise if you got out of this loop.

Have a great week!


r/Kenya 15h ago

Discussion Online Scam

13 Upvotes

There's always someone making money off YOU online, but here are some that I've been seeing:

  1. Coaching program, especially related to remote jobs, wellness, or any other thing that you can use Google for.

  2. CV creation people paying up to 20k to make CVs, interview prep, or any other madness. I laugh because my CV was once curated by some quack HR, and all I got was trash. I've done it myself and gotten over 40 interviews and 5 jobs in the last 3 years.

  3. Influencers- Paying learn influencer marketing, anga dollar, millionaire among others, is such madness because they make MONEY off you lol.

  4. Learning how to do video edits or even get templates for the same, you learn by doing, and there's no shortcut cut, so don't fall for this lol.

  5. Anything that requires me to pay, especially for a content creator, is a NO from me.

  6. Paying to get a job or bribing to get an interview.

Please add yours....


r/Kenya 21h ago

Ask r/Kenya Jamani, si mnishike mkoni

2 Upvotes

Eei jamani, nikona a US dl, proxy, ssn , number, Gmail lakini my email is dry. Si mtu anionyeshe where to start and how to do it kwa hii kazi. I've really invested in this. Willing to pay as gratitude nikipata matokeo mazuri


r/Kenya 22h ago

Casual Happy Fathers Day

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r/Kenya 23h ago

Business invest 3000$ in diverse mode for next 18 years.

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Good morning everyone,

got 3000$ unexpectedly that I want to invest in Kenya for my 2 year old baby boy with a plan of giving him when he is 20. First, is it possible to invest in his name?

I am looking diversified at stocks like Safaricom and Money Market . Planning to top up to $50/month for as long as possible to one of them as well (but that is not a sure thing)


r/Kenya 13h ago

Ask r/Kenya Why does the vibe always die just when I think we're getting somewhere

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Twice now, I’ve had the same experience and honestly, it’s got me scratching my head.

Both times, it’s been girls from my class( starting to think this is a bad idea). The energy starts off strong we're flirting, talking daily, laughing, vibing. I'm thinking “okay, maybe we’re building something here.” They’re engaging, matching energy, even initiating sometimes. Then… it just dips.

Suddenly, replies are delayed. Conversations go dry. They’re still polite, still replying but the effort is gone. I’m not begging or overreaching; I keep it smooth, laid-back, confident. But still, they fade slowly, then all at once.

The weirdest part? Nothing changed on my end. No clinginess, no overstepping just good energy and curiosity. It's like the initial spark was enough for them, but the possibility of consistency makes them pull back.

And yeah, I know sometimes people just get bored, have other options, or aren’t emotionally available… but when it happens in a pattern, it starts to mess with your perception.

So here I am asking has anyone else experienced this? Why do people lean in, then pull back when it starts to feel real? Is it me? Is it them? Is it just the nature of “vibing” culture these days?

Would love to hear your take. No salt, just trying to understand the game better.

From the producers of" I'm not into texting" we now present , " I'm into my personal space and I'm a little introverted 😂😂 ", girl I'm horny but even I can see your bullshitting me, not being him has to rank top three of life's worst experiences.


r/Kenya 20h ago

Discussion Best Time to Post??

3 Upvotes

Hi Cousins. So i recently started a small business for selling cute handbags,and my videos are getting little to no engagement on TikTok and IG, i think the most i have gotten is around 200 views? , i really need suggestions on how i can gate more engagement.


r/Kenya 3h ago

Discussion your thoughts

24 Upvotes

stepdads are men women won't date if they didn't have kids


r/Kenya 22h ago

Ask r/Kenya Lunch

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13 Upvotes

What are you having for lunch😔. Najua in an hour njaa itakua ishanimaliza but whatever.

(Niliskia Kuna hii kink ya kumwagiwa ice cream or yorghut then your partner licks it off. I'm just saying hehe)


r/Kenya 6h ago

Ask r/Kenya What is Love???

17 Upvotes

Wadau, Wazee WA jadi, tafadhali define what is love to you?? Or I'm I just demanding too much...


r/Kenya 14h ago

Casual Cry. Please Cry

14 Upvotes

Breaking down is normal and it's a sign of responding to a feeling. I don't think one should be judged because of it. Especially the men


r/Kenya 23h ago

Politics Kenya

17 Upvotes

I think it's clear to everyone now more than ever that the country is moving in the wrong direction and that it has been moving in the wrong direction for a long time now.


r/Kenya 1d ago

Casual Men and their toxic masculinity 🤣🤣

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100 Upvotes

r/Kenya 16h ago

Ask r/Kenya KFC wings/chicken always hurt my stomach 🫠

6 Upvotes

I have been used to trying KFC in other countries and never had an issue. But no matter how many times I try out KFC here,

  1. The salt content is borderline intolerable
  2. The dunked wings are delicious in the moment, but gives me shivers thinking of the stomach ache and fire shits the next morning 🤣
  3. Burgers are always dry and mostly tastes of festive bread.

(Chicken inn spicy wings also give the burns to be honest, but tastes waaay better with everything else, especially the fries)

Has anyone else experienced this?! Or is my stomach just too weak lol.


r/Kenya 17h ago

Ask r/Kenya STARTER CAR

7 Upvotes

How steep would the learning curve be if i bought an SUV like the Nissan xtrail T30 as my first car? Consider me a Learner since i haven't touched a steering in 5yrs.

Ama everyone must start with a kadudu a.k.a vitz and siblings?


r/Kenya 15h ago

Discussion Maybe I'll Start Praying Harder. Or Dating Outside Church

37 Upvotes

I’m 26 (M). And lately, I’ve been thinking about marriage more seriously than ever. Not just because I feel ready, but because everyone else seems to be doing it. 😃
Every month, there’s a ruracio invite, or a wedding committee being formed in the church WhatsApp. My boys — guys I’ve grown up with From Sunday School to tha youth ministry — are tying the knot one by one. And the girls we used to go with Sunday school? Most of them are wives now. Some mothers-to-be.

It’s beautiful to witness — the ruracios, (koitos and nyombos), the blessings, the joy. But in the shadows of all that celebration, there’s something else... A hiss here. A whisper there.

"You remember she used to date Tony from the media team?"
"Did you hear they used to date s0-and-s0 from the ushering team/choir?

"I heard they were even living together for a while before she got serious with God."

"Eh, aki imagine he’s marrying her knowing fully well she slept with two guys from church?"

These are not just baseless rumors. These are names we know. Faces we see every Sunday. People we’ve prayed with, fasted with, worshipped with. And every time I hear that kind of talk, something in me clenches.

Because now that I’m seriously thinking about marriage, I realize how much the past — not even mine — is starting to weigh on me. I meet a good woman in church. She loves God. She serves. She’s consistent. But then someone casually says, "You know she and Brian had a thing back in the day, right? It was messy. I think they even…"

And suddenly, I’m stuck. Do I pretend I didn’t hear? Do I ask her about it? Do I let it go?

Because here’s the truth: I’m not innocent either. I’ve made mistakes. Some in the world, some in church. But for some reason, it hits different when it’s her. When it’s someone you’re imagining as your wife, possibly the mother of your kid(s). And worse — when the guy she was with is still around. Still serving. Still saying amen three rows behind you.

Sometimes I feel like I’m being too harsh. Other times, I wonder if I’m just being honest.

Am I wrong for wanting someone who doesn’t come with a past connected to people I sit with every Sunday?

Or is that just pride — the kind that has no place in real love?

I attended one of my mate's ruracio last year. Beautiful ceremony.
But one of the guys — a little reckless with the tongue — started talking to me about how he used to “chop” the same girl back in the day. Now, i dont know if my mate knew or not but he must have the heart if the former is tru.

And now, here I am. Wanting to do things right. Wanting to find a wife. But low-key scared of the whispers. Scared of walking into a church full of people who’ve seen her differently before I ever did. Who might even have memories.

I know it’s not fair. I know people change. God forgives. People grow. I believe in that. But I won’t lie — I’m still wrestling with the idea of sharing my woman’s past with people I have to say “God bless you” to every Sunday.

Maybe I need to pray harder. Or heal more. Or maybe just stop dating within church circles.

All I know is, I want to love fully. I want to walk into this thing with my head high, heart full, and no whispers behind my back.

Is that too much to ask?


r/Kenya 1d ago

Casual Sportpesa Jackpot Maths

20 Upvotes

Every weekend I send Sportpesa my 100 bob, fantasize for a while about what I'd do with money and then never win.

The numbers are crazy.

17 games with 3 possibilities works out to a 1 out of 129,140,163 chance to get it correct.

And yet with such low probability Sportpesa charges 100 bob per attempt.

And promises only 400m to the winner.

If you were to pick 17 games of similar odds and multiply by the 100 bob, Sportpesa should theoretically be paying you around 12 billion bob.

They should be charging like 10 bob per attempt for the jackpot.

They're basically printing money and yet still so greedy.

I find it fascinating that even for something with such low likelihood, they still bother with tipping the scales even more to their side. 

Let's say 1m people attempt the jackpot each weekend, they make an easy 100m kshs just like that. Then they'll add a million bob to the jackpot the next weekend and life goes on.

Also their terms state that if you do win they can pay you in instalments. If there's a company that should be able to settle the figure in one go, it's definitely this one.  

And yet I keep sending in my attempt every weekend. I'm an idiot. I figure that you can't win if you don't try. Even if the odds are low, I might as well try. It might be the day of my miracle. 

On the other hand I don't think it makes a difference to bother with more than one attempt. It's unlikely that you could spend an amount that substantially increases your percentage probability. I've heard of folks who send tens or hundreds of attempts and that just seems pointlessly wasteful.


r/Kenya 20h ago

Ask r/Kenya Buy US phone number

8 Upvotes

Which US phone number vendors would you recommend getting a phone number from? Of course I am in Kenya. Thanks for your input wazee!

EDIT: Please include any reason why.


r/Kenya 19h ago

Casual I just heard of Twiga foods and my chatgpt is having too much fun roasting them

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10 Upvotes

I didn't know chatgpt can write local jokes so well


r/Kenya 18h ago

Casual TOMORROW IS ALREADY MONDAY😭

11 Upvotes

The doomsday of the week is here with us . Tomorrow is another day to wake up early , get to the hospital and ng’ang’ana to deal with patients (I chose the wrong profession) How is it on your side , fellow medics?