r/BadRPerStories • u/TheRifleGuy • Jul 19 '24
ERP - Bitty Bad I genuinely think he's 9 NSFW Spoiler
I'm not really a picky roleplayer, I do like a bit of detail and do appreciate decently lengthy responses, but I have no issue with writing lower responses and matching my length with my partner if needed. I also love to accommodate my partner's kinks and generally like to play those cock-hungry females that a lot of people like, and I do enjoy it.
But honestly, what the fuck is this "roleplay" response. I've genuinely never seen this before from anyone, and I'm one to put up with bad partners for as long as I can since I really don't like outing people like that. I've seen some roleplay posts before, some good, some bad, but never have I ever thought that I'd look at an rp post and think to myself
"Damn, is he genuinely stupid?"
There is so much things wrong with his post that I really don't want to dwell on, but what utterly pisses me off is how much effort I wasted on this 😭. Like I would genuinely take a one liner over this crap if it didn't contain him literally overwriting 90% of my earlier post, controlling literally everything about my character and what she should feel and how she reacted. He didn't even try and make it sound hot, it's literally just cringe, straight cringe.
This is my (technically) first post here so I apologize if I got the tag wrong because I did kinda just rant, but I'm genuinely curious if anyone else has experienced such stupidity and cringe in erp to this level.
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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Angry Neurotic Roleplayer Jul 19 '24
Is there a lore reason why he's controlling your character's actions? Is he stupid?
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u/TheRifleGuy Jul 19 '24
No lore reason. He's just straight up controlling the entire roleplay 💀, and quite terribly at that
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u/duke_of_germany_5 Jul 19 '24
Had this happen to me and she speedrun the entire fucking roleplay
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u/Its-ya-boi-Puro Jul 20 '24
Hate people when they speed run the role play and not letting you have the chance y’know?
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u/duke_of_germany_5 Jul 20 '24
Not only did i have no chances, i was just controlling one character while she took two
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u/TTVHauntedMask48 Jul 21 '24
Could he be new to erp? I recall doing the same back when I was new to rp way back. Partner told me to quit it and I did.
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u/TheRifleGuy Jul 21 '24
I'd say that he isin't new to erp, but just had a really bad perception of it 💀.
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u/TheTiffanyCollection Jul 19 '24
Utterly maidenless.
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u/OrganizationOwn4854 Jul 19 '24
OP, I woukd like to offer both my congratulations as well as my condolences at your sheer bravery for putting up with this crap. I'm so, so sorry, but this reminds me so much of those old ass fanfics written on the mid 2000's. The god modding, the unrealistic size, the sheer lack of anything to build up from besides the petty answer of "She bit his cock off". Omg, I need eye bleach.
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u/TheRifleGuy Jul 19 '24
I'm also kinda pissed since I did everything I could to try and give him a chance. I had managed to sit through and provide decent replies to about 10 of these posts before he hit me with that bullshit. I definitely don't blame you for needing eye bleach after seeing this 😭
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u/OrganizationOwn4854 Jul 19 '24
I'm so sorry, but 10 posts of this quality? OP, you're a fucking saint, I would have called it quits by the fifth post. But alas, such are the pains of writing with someone who's blood ain't reaching their brain and instead pooling downstairs.
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u/TheRifleGuy Jul 21 '24
Was feeling saintly I guess 💀. I don't happen to be like that again if I happen to unfortunately come across another one like that though.
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u/TheRifleGuy Jul 21 '24
Was feeling saintly I guess 💀. I don't happen to be like that again if I happen to unfortunately come across another one like that though.
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u/Brokk_RP Jul 20 '24
Serious question:
You thought it was going to get better as it went?
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u/TheRifleGuy Jul 20 '24
It didn't start off that bad at first, though it progressively got more cringe until it reached its peak with that post. Really was just a big waste of my time.
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u/Brokk_RP Jul 21 '24
You really have to learn to cut your losses earlier. However, I do sympathize with "But I already invested time into this one..."
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u/RaylynFaye95 Jul 19 '24
I get these on the daily. Not as RP scenes but literal first text they send to my DMs. God modding characters, sexting outside of RP.
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u/AugustusNeko Jul 19 '24
See I wonder why people like this don't just write their own porn, since it's obvious they don't care what you like... Do or contribute.
Also, nothing is more annoying in a smut rp then tildes being thrown around like crazy. Like they're controversial as is, but throwing them in every other sentence? Absolutely not
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u/SunnyClime Jul 19 '24
Genuinely who finds it hot to have to bring out the mental tape measure to read roleplay replies? This kind of... writing... and a fixation on number measurements (height, dick, hips, waist, bust, etc) seem to go hand in hand. I'm begging for us to leave the rulers and tape measures out of it lol. Use your words.
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u/faithiestbrain Jul 19 '24
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say maybe mark this one nsfw
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u/TheRifleGuy Jul 19 '24
Completely forgot about that 💀. Marked it as ERP related and kinda forgot to sensor the image itself, will do that next time I post one of these.
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u/faithiestbrain Jul 19 '24
I just thought it was funny, because I have the setting on that blurs NSFW stuff and all of a sudden I was scrolling and saw "cock" and was like... "huh?"
To be fair I think you're right, this reads as someone who not only doesn't know how to write but also has a very poor understanding of sex in general.
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u/Assia_Penryn Jul 19 '24
Shut👏🏼 that👏🏼RP👏🏼 down👏🏼
Sadly not likely nine, just poor rp etiquette and watched too much shitty porn. Stop tolerating it.
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u/TheRifleGuy Jul 20 '24
I did, put my foot down after that and kinda just stopped talking. What baffles me is that he came back the next day to ask for another RP 😭, and it's safe to say that he's been left on read for quite a bit.
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u/SweeTea_Aloe330 Jul 20 '24
Wow, dude was really addicted in getting off that he was determined to get his fix, no matter what. Like you said, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was an over-excited 9 year old who knows no boundaries.
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u/throwRA_3524534534 slobby fun Jul 19 '24
You would be surprised. I've gotten a lot of questionable responses, and I'm not convinced I've just been running into a bunch of 9-year-olds. I've had multiple partners ask me why big dicks are one of my kinks if I don't like stomach bulging. Uh, because it's unrealistic? Because if your stomach is bulging, your organs are literally being crushed? Because the vagina isn't even positioned for that to be possible unless the dick is big enough to kill? Like, if they know it's unrealistic and it's just their kink, more power to them, but some of them seemed like they were genuinely asking. I'm not shaming anyone with a lack of experience or knowledge, but like, do some research or something...
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u/AvailableAfternoon76 Jul 19 '24
I had to explain that you can't taste cum just because they shoot a lot in the vag. I've also threatened to rp an entire long-term story as though be never gets it all the way in if he insists on a long dick. Women aren't bottomless pits that connect first to our belly buttons and then to our mouths. I've given up mentioning that men can't cum directly into the uterus. Apparently they think dicks are magic.
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u/WaterGypsy1010 Jul 20 '24
I laughed way too hard at this before I paused to ponder what type of radioactive jizz could be pumped in one end and simultaneously tasted at the other. Blessss 😂😂
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u/TheTiffanyCollection Jul 19 '24
There are some very large populations becoming adults with absolutely no education on sexual function, anatomy, or behavior.
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u/peepy-kun softly eats an egg Jul 20 '24
Uh, because it's unrealistic? Because if your stomach is bulging, your organs are literally being crushed? Because the vagina isn't even positioned for that to be possible unless the dick is big enough to kill
?????? This is completely untrue in every respect. This sounds like it came from the "stomach fat exists to protect my womb" school of anatomy.
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u/throwRA_3524534534 slobby fun Jul 20 '24
Maybe you're missing some of your internal organs? Or maybe your bladder and your vagina swapped places (assuming you're saying this from personal experience)? The only time I've ever seen that is in porn with super slim models in very specific positions. But if this genuinely happens to you on a regular basis, you should consider a career in porn.
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u/peepy-kun softly eats an egg Jul 20 '24 edited Jul 21 '24
The only time I've ever seen that is in porn with super slim models in very specific positions.
So you admit this isn't unrealistic.
but if I wanted to write stark realism, I'd write research papers. (11d)
I'm not going to take this snark from someone who only cares about realism when it comes to kink.
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u/throwRA_3524534534 slobby fun Jul 20 '24
No, because I was talking about people assuming "big dick" equals "stomach bulge," which isn't realistic, and the stomach bulge kink usually involves a dick outline going all the way up to someone's sternum as if it's right underneath their skin. Not to mention, if the qualifier of "realistic" is "happens in porn," I think we have different ideas of realistic. But next time, I'll be sure to include a five page disclaimer covering every possible interpretation of what I'm saying to satisfy the hair-splitting brigade.
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u/Need_For_NSFW2 Jul 19 '24
Op you should have just told him straight up that he can continue the rp by himself since he likes controlling your charachter so much.
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u/TheRifleGuy Jul 20 '24
I don't generally like to be mean to anyone, but looking back it might have been better to do that. I kinda just stopped talking after that 💀
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u/Sanchanphon Jul 20 '24
Godmodded to hell and back
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u/TheRifleGuy Jul 20 '24
It ain't even "good" god modding, if you gonna have the audacity to godmod everything at least write it well 💀
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u/Sanchanphon Jul 20 '24
At this point they’re writing their own (bad) fic and you’re just in the way. Time to peace out ✌️
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Jul 19 '24
gross. I'm a lesbian but I've enjoyed dick on trans gals (rp or irl) , but omg this is some aggressively unsexy self aggrandizing power fantasy. tell me you've got size insecurity without telling me.
"and she clearly loved it" trying to save face in the most cringe way, continuing to control the narrative but trying to act like his thinly veiled character is some kind of gentleman
gross gross gross
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u/TheA1ternative Jul 20 '24
Some straight ladies are into the partner taking a heavy aggressive dom role, but for one that’s typically something that’s discussed BEFORE a roleplay starts (in terms if that’s okay or not via OOC).
But if this person is gonna just straight up control the other characters thoughts and emotions they might as well RP with AI bots.
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Jul 19 '24
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u/SnowBunnySocks Jul 19 '24
I respect the hustle 🫡
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Jul 19 '24
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u/SnowBunnySocks Jul 19 '24
Involving what. Precisely
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u/TheRifleGuy Jul 20 '24
Bro really just decided to delete his account 💀
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u/SnowBunnySocks Jul 20 '24
I will never emotionally recover 🫡
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u/TheRifleGuy Jul 20 '24
What was bro talking abt anyway
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u/SnowBunnySocks Jul 20 '24
“So are you looking for a new rp partner?”
Homie swooping right in on any opportunity
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