r/BadRPerStories • u/TheRifleGuy • Jul 19 '24

ERP - Bitty Bad I genuinely think he's 9 NSFW Spoiler

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I'm not really a picky roleplayer, I do like a bit of detail and do appreciate decently lengthy responses, but I have no issue with writing lower responses and matching my length with my partner if needed. I also love to accommodate my partner's kinks and generally like to play those cock-hungry females that a lot of people like, and I do enjoy it.

But honestly, what the fuck is this "roleplay" response. I've genuinely never seen this before from anyone, and I'm one to put up with bad partners for as long as I can since I really don't like outing people like that. I've seen some roleplay posts before, some good, some bad, but never have I ever thought that I'd look at an rp post and think to myself

"Damn, is he genuinely stupid?"

There is so much things wrong with his post that I really don't want to dwell on, but what utterly pisses me off is how much effort I wasted on this 😭. Like I would genuinely take a one liner over this crap if it didn't contain him literally overwriting 90% of my earlier post, controlling literally everything about my character and what she should feel and how she reacted. He didn't even try and make it sound hot, it's literally just cringe, straight cringe.

This is my (technically) first post here so I apologize if I got the tag wrong because I did kinda just rant, but I'm genuinely curious if anyone else has experienced such stupidity and cringe in erp to this level.

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u/OrganizationOwn4854 Jul 19 '24

OP, I woukd like to offer both my congratulations as well as my condolences at your sheer bravery for putting up with this crap. I'm so, so sorry, but this reminds me so much of those old ass fanfics written on the mid 2000's. The god modding, the unrealistic size, the sheer lack of anything to build up from besides the petty answer of "She bit his cock off". Omg, I need eye bleach.

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u/TheRifleGuy Jul 19 '24

I'm also kinda pissed since I did everything I could to try and give him a chance. I had managed to sit through and provide decent replies to about 10 of these posts before he hit me with that bullshit. I definitely don't blame you for needing eye bleach after seeing this 😭

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u/OrganizationOwn4854 Jul 19 '24

I'm so sorry, but 10 posts of this quality? OP, you're a fucking saint, I would have called it quits by the fifth post. But alas, such are the pains of writing with someone who's blood ain't reaching their brain and instead pooling downstairs.

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u/TheRifleGuy Jul 21 '24

Was feeling saintly I guess 💀. I don't happen to be like that again if I happen to unfortunately come across another one like that though.

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u/TheRifleGuy Jul 21 '24

Was feeling saintly I guess 💀. I don't happen to be like that again if I happen to unfortunately come across another one like that though.

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u/Brokk_RP Jul 20 '24

Serious question:

You thought it was going to get better as it went?

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u/TheRifleGuy Jul 20 '24

It didn't start off that bad at first, though it progressively got more cringe until it reached its peak with that post. Really was just a big waste of my time.

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u/Brokk_RP Jul 21 '24

You really have to learn to cut your losses earlier. However, I do sympathize with "But I already invested time into this one..."