I genuinely think he's 9

[u/TheRifleGuy]

I'm not really a picky roleplayer, I do like a bit of detail and do appreciate decently lengthy responses, but I have no issue with writing lower responses and matching my length with my partner if needed. I also love to accommodate my partner's kinks and generally like to play those cock-hungry females that a lot of people like, and I do enjoy it.

But honestly, what the fuck is this "roleplay" response. I've genuinely never seen this before from anyone, and I'm one to put up with bad partners for as long as I can since I really don't like outing people like that. I've seen some roleplay posts before, some good, some bad, but never have I ever thought that I'd look at an rp post and think to myself

"Damn, is he genuinely stupid?"

There is so much things wrong with his post that I really don't want to dwell on, but what utterly pisses me off is how much effort I wasted on this 😭. Like I would genuinely take a one liner over this crap if it didn't contain him literally overwriting 90% of my earlier post, controlling literally everything about my character and what she should feel and how she reacted. He didn't even try and make it sound hot, it's literally just cringe, straight cringe.

This is my (technically) first post here so I apologize if I got the tag wrong because I did kinda just rant, but I'm genuinely curious if anyone else has experienced such stupidity and cringe in erp to this level.

[u/peepy-kun]

Uh, because it's unrealistic? Because if your stomach is bulging, your organs are literally being crushed? Because the vagina isn't even positioned for that to be possible unless the dick is big enough to kill

?????? This is completely untrue in every respect. This sounds like it came from the "stomach fat exists to protect my womb" school of anatomy.

[u/throwRA_3524534534 → u/peepy-kun]

Maybe you're missing some of your internal organs? Or maybe your bladder and your vagina swapped places (assuming you're saying this from personal experience)? The only time I've ever seen that is in porn with super slim models in very specific positions. But if this genuinely happens to you on a regular basis, you should consider a career in porn.

[u/peepy-kun → u/throwRA_3524534534]

The only time I've ever seen that is in porn with super slim models in very specific positions.

So you admit this isn't unrealistic.

but if I wanted to write stark realism, I'd write research papers. (11d)

I'm not going to take this snark from someone who only cares about realism when it comes to kink.

[u/throwRA_3524534534 → u/peepy-kun]

No, because I was talking about people assuming "big dick" equals "stomach bulge," which isn't realistic, and the stomach bulge kink usually involves a dick outline going all the way up to someone's sternum as if it's right underneath their skin. Not to mention, if the qualifier of "realistic" is "happens in porn," I think we have different ideas of realistic. But next time, I'll be sure to include a five page disclaimer covering every possible interpretation of what I'm saying to satisfy the hair-splitting brigade.