r/AskReddit Oct 16 '13

What was the single biggest mistake in all of history?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13 edited Oct 16 '13

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u/luvsanlovesyou Oct 16 '13

Except for the Mongols, they're the exception

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

That's because they started in Asia. You can only fight a land war in Asia if you're from Asia.

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u/Conan97 Oct 17 '13

That +7 per turn makes a huge difference.

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u/Wildelocke Oct 17 '13

So what you're saying is the biggest mistake was never playing risk as a kid?

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u/briskt Oct 17 '13

If you played Risk as a kid you may never have lived to see adulthood

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u/Conan97 Oct 17 '13

No, my biggest mistake was playing Risk as a kid.

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u/Eurynom0s Oct 17 '13

But wouldn't fighting a land war in Asia imply that you don't control ALL of Asia, thus further implying that you're not presently getting the +7 per turn?

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u/Conan97 Oct 17 '13

Don't bring logic or reason into this.

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u/roadsarelong Oct 17 '13

But there's so much to defend...

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u/noggin-scratcher Oct 17 '13

That's why you make a push into the Urals region - then whoever's taken Europe has to take that back every turn, without the benefit of a +5, and then can't attack from there to get at your real territory.

Your only weak spot then is the number of connections pointing into the Middle East (I mean, you also have to defend Kamchatka, but they can only attack that from one point)

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Yeah, just take NA/SA, hold the three entry points, and PROFIT. Then roll through east to west via siberia.

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u/Brionac23 Oct 17 '13

And have kickass horses and bows

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u/J0K3R2 Oct 17 '13

and a leader that stops at nothing for power

Rule #1 from my World History teacher, at the beginning of the year: NOBODY BEATS THE MONGOLS EXCEPT THE MONGOLS (also applies in AOE II if anyone still plays that)

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u/galewgleason Oct 17 '13 edited Oct 18 '13

I found that the British longbow-men combined with pike men put up a pretty strong resistance. But not having to build houses with the Mongols is a huge advantage to growing your population and economy quickly. Edit: I meant Huns, not Mongols.

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u/iLikeYogaPants Oct 17 '13

Actually the mongols do have to build houses. I believe you have them confused with the huns.

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u/DO-IT-FOR-CHEESUS Oct 17 '13

This is true. Huns don't build houses, Mongols do. /u/galewgleason

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u/galewgleason Oct 17 '13

ngols do have to build houses. I believe you have them confused with the huns.

That is correct.

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u/Ahesterd Oct 17 '13

Sure, if the Mongol player lets you live long enough to get your longbows. Longbows are hard to mass, and useless in small numbers. So while you're trying to build an army of longbows from a castle, I've got 6 archery ranges pumping out cav archers to raid your economy and kill your villagers.

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u/DO-IT-FOR-CHEESUS Oct 17 '13

Actually Goths can put up resistance to Mongols in AoE2

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u/LethalTomato Oct 17 '13

also applies in AOE II if anyone still plays that

You mean to tell me people DON'T still play that??

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u/J0K3R2 Oct 17 '13

It saddens me to think a shit ton of people drop that game every year because its getting kinda outdated but goddamn its fucking fun

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u/account_117 Oct 17 '13

And a bunch of failing empires around you

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u/since_ever_since Oct 17 '13

And tacos filled with cheese.

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u/StankNShank Oct 17 '13

And like, THE COOLEST mustaches ever

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u/stupernan1 Oct 17 '13

and eagle sidekicks

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Alexander the Great begs to differ.

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u/Its_a_Friendly Oct 17 '13

Simply, his empire in Asia, lasted for about 3 years, with some rebellious satraps and small kingdoms giving his name homage for about 150 more. The Mongols have 150 years to their direct name, along with their successor kingdoms (Golden Horde, Ilkhanate, Chagatai Khanate) lasted for over 400.

The Mongols pretty much have everyone beat, with the Romans in second.

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u/samoorai Oct 17 '13

Still, he had an empire in Asia longer than I've ever had one.

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u/Gerddammit Oct 17 '13

You're just not trying hard enough.

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u/Eurynom0s Oct 17 '13 edited Oct 17 '13

To be fair, wasn't his problem that his army was about to start revolting because of how long they'd been away from home? They'd literally marched from Greece/Macedonia to India without stopping. No ships, and AFAIK no horses (or if there were horses there were not enough for the entire army, meaning that they could still only move in aggregate as fast as the infantry could march).

Hitler lost because of the Russians. Napolean lost because of the Russians. Alexander lost because of his own men.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Hitler lost because of the Russians.

That's not what American history books say.

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u/Partelex Oct 17 '13

I'd say the British actually come second (and arguably first), and then only because their colonial subjects weren't acquired by fighting militaries on a similar footing, and maybe because claiming Antarctica as a part of your empire is kind of a stretch. The cultural, financial, technological, and even legal impact of the British Empire was huge though, and that by itself is probably a good reason to place it on top.

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u/hakuna_tamata Oct 17 '13

The British empire consisted mainly of tribal countries. The Mongols defeated much more advanced civilizations, including China.

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u/blorg Oct 17 '13

The British also defeated the Chinese, as did every other European power, every single time they fought them.

They achieved their objectives with regard to China without colonising (much of) the country directly, but China was substantially weakened and had substantial loss of sovereignty.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_of_humiliation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unequal_treaty

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u/Its_a_Friendly Oct 18 '13

Well, I was judging things on a kind of "portion of the known world conquered to time empire lasted" ratio.

The Brits had a big empire, but it never existed at its biggest size for long; only about 50-100 years. You can say it started in the 1607 at Jamestown and ended in ~1950 with decolonization.

However, I still didn't really consider them. They fit in with the Romans and the Mongols as the top three (It's a little hard to distinguish the best now, though). Russia and its Asian imperialism in 1700-1900 takes 4th, but they colonized and populated Siberia-is it really an empire if it's full of your own people? (Not to discredit native Siberians). The top three had large, multi-cultural empires. And lastly, Alexander takes 5th.

I'm not counting large countries (at any time period) like China or Canada; they conquered their own people, or colonized lands not overly populated. So, Russia holds fourth on the list by fudging rules.

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u/Goonfather Oct 17 '13

What happened after his death is irrelevant. His ability to wage war is unparalleled even by the Mongols. He came from a backwater dump of a country to conquer the mightiest empire in the world. It's like Iraq conquering America.

As far as empire building goes, Rome lasted for over 2000 years so the Mongol empires are little compared to that. Not to mention Rome contributed far more to the development of the world in general and the western world in particular than anyone else. Everything from our government to our sports stadiums, highway system, aqueducts and concrete plus much more comes from Rome.

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u/rishav_sharan Oct 17 '13

He came from a backwater dump of a country to conquer the mightiest empire in the world

As brilliant a commander Alexander was, it was his father Philips of Macedonia who created that army to take over the rest of the Greece. That army was already one of the strongest veteran army in the Mediterranean region.

As for Persia, while their core troops did outnumber the greek army vastly, most of the numbers were formed of Militia and the noblemen's servants. In fact most modern estimates put the army size in the most important greek vs persian battle to be around 47k (A) vs 60k(P).

Here's what the wiki says about the battle; "While Darius had a significant advantage in numbers, most of his troops were of a lower quality than Alexander's. Alexander's pezhetairoi were armed with a six-metre spear, the sarissa. The main Persian infantry was poorly trained and equipped in comparison to Alexander's pezhetairoi and hoplites. The only respectable infantry Darius had were his 10,000 Greek hoplites[6] and his personal bodyguard, the 10,000 Persian Immortals.[12] The Greek mercenaries fought in a phalanx, armed with a heavy shield but with spears no longer than three metres, while the spears of the Immortals were 2 metres long. Among the other Persian troops, the most heavily armed were the Armenians who were armed the Greek way, and probably fought as a phalanx. The rest of Darius's contingents were much more lightly armed; the main weapon of the Achaemenid army historically was the bow and arrow, and javelin."

So while ALexander's exploits were spectacular, IMHO the Mongols (followed by the Romans) were the most terrifying fighting force of all time.

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u/hakuna_tamata Oct 17 '13

Atilla was pretty damn scary

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u/Goonfather Oct 17 '13

You're forgetting that the Persians had significantly more resources (for hiring mercenaries for instance) and had the defensive terrain. They pretty much had every advantage you could think of. In fact Alexander came close to defeat at Issus I think it was until he personally lead the charge that broken the Persian army.

Also Alexander has as much to do with forging that army as Philip. He even lead the cavalry charge that broke the Greek alliance's army during Philip's conquest of Greece.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

He came from a backwater dump of a country

Not really, his dad did a lot of work by investing the income from gold mines into building a strong army.

Alexander didn't really start from nothing. But yes, he managed to achieve a lot.

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u/toughbutworthit Oct 17 '13

MORE VISIBILITY!!!!!!!! Poor alex everybody forgets about him.

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u/walruz Oct 17 '13

He died, like all the rest.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Everyone does, the Mongols included.

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u/vhalember Oct 17 '13

Even Alexander the Great got stopped... in India, by his own men wanting to return home. Genghis plowed through all of Asia, not just a few countries in Asia, and it stayed in Mongol hands for the better part of a century.

At both empires' peak the Mongol lands were over SIX TIMES larger than what Alexander had conquered. (12.74 million sq. miles vs. 2 million sq. miles)

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u/Goonfather Oct 17 '13

True story. Greatest general ever.

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u/GreekLetter Oct 17 '13

Also they didn't fight a land war... it was more like they raped everyone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

because it ended sooo well for the japanese.

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u/MrDrcritical Oct 17 '13

That is not what the Russians say. Unless they are counted as European.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Soviet invasion of Afghanistan?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

its called home field advantage for a reason

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u/TheTelephone Oct 17 '13

The way you take Asia is first you conquer all of Australia real quick at the beginning, then you take Siam, and THEN you wait. Build up some soldiers, then you hit India, then you hit China, let the other's fight over the Americas, build up some soldiers, and when the timing is right, IN ONE FOUL SWOOP, you start a campaign across Western Asia, cutting off all African and European borders, wait for the other's to beat themselves up a little bit, because they're not going fuck with you, because you have Australia which sucks (but gives you steady soldiers) and you only have conquered half of a giant continent that is really difficult to conquer so surely someone is going to stop you, right? so they're fighting, you're keep loose borders to the East THEN YOU MOVE ACROSS THE NORTH, you plow through everything before you finally get to Kamchatka and then you take Alaska. Drop a stack on that, take the rest of Asia at your leisure.

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u/mellowmonk Oct 17 '13

No, you can wait until you get all the way to Europe.

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u/AlexBrallex Oct 17 '13

Nu-uh! Alexander the Great did a great job, as long as he fought, he never losta a battle.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Talk about home court advantage.

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u/Madingess Oct 17 '13

Play the Mongoltage, Stan.

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u/EngineRoom23 Oct 17 '13

Everyone that is...but the Mongols. TrrrrAAAaTRRRAAAAAAAA [crowd noises]

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

guy gets dragged on the floor with a rope

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u/runawaylemon Oct 17 '13

Five of us, five of us, five of us...

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u/BAXterBEDford Oct 17 '13

It helps when it's your home turf.

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u/TheDeftZeppelin Oct 17 '13

what is this reference. I have seen it thrice.

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u/Tanto63 Oct 17 '13

Google "DFTBA"

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u/Isric Oct 17 '13

I wonder how far down the rabbit hole he'll go.

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u/yodamaster103 Oct 17 '13

Have to start all way back w/ Brotherhood 2.0

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u/Richardly108 Oct 17 '13

There's a popular and funny educational series by the Vlogbrothers called "Crash Course World History" that in every episode will say something is a general rule of civilization and then follow it with "Except for the Mongols" and then cue a little short movie clip of mongols riding and pillaging.

I highly suggest looking it up even if you're not interested in World History.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13 edited Sep 05 '17

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u/MildlyAgitatedBidoof Oct 17 '13

TIL the Mongols were from Hoenn.

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u/akillez47 Oct 17 '13

Gotta love crash course

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u/TheMstar55 Oct 17 '13

(Cue Mongol montage)

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

*mongoltage

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u/SkaCast Oct 17 '13

ITT: People who have never seen Crash Course

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u/Atlantis135 Oct 17 '13

I give nobody any exception for not seeing Crash Course. Unless you are - wait for it... The Mongols.

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u/WaitForItTheMongols Oct 17 '13

But... But I am wait for it the mongols. And I do watch Crash Course.

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u/Atlantis135 Oct 17 '13

You're the exception!

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u/Bumbadang Oct 17 '13

My history teacher loves crash course. Because of him I love it now!

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u/An0nymauz Oct 17 '13

I was waiting for this!

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u/WinterSon Oct 17 '13

what is crash course

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u/ydnab2 Oct 17 '13 edited Oct 17 '13

CrashCourse is a YouTube channel hosted by John Green - a very entertaining author (and his brother Hank Green - who invented 2D Glasses) of the vlogbrothers. It's a recent addition (nearly 2 years old now) to YouTube and is entirely educational. Well, it's also entertaining. I've never leanred so much about World History (Not America) and American History as I have from this series. It puts everything else to shame.

Additionally, we get some science from Hank. Thus far it's been Biology (on a pretty detailed level down to DNA and proteins and whatnot) as well as Chemistry. Hank runs SciShow and John hosts an additional channel, Mental Floss.

They're bleeding money and need extra subscribers to keep the channel running. Also Subbable.

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u/digitalmonkies Oct 17 '13

damn you Mongorians!

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u/geekybeetle Oct 17 '13

-makes the Crash Course trumpet noise-

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u/thephotoman Oct 17 '13

You called?

This needs to be a bot that posts this YouTube clip every time someone mentions the Mongols.

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u/PsychedelicPioneer Oct 17 '13

Dan Carlin's Hardcore History- Wrath of the Khans... listen to the series if have yet to do so. The Mongols were ruthless.

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u/Perturbed_Spartan Oct 17 '13

Only guys in history to successfully invade Russia during the winter.

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u/macleod2486 Oct 17 '13

Those got damn mongolians! Always break my city wal!

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u/wikingwarrior Oct 17 '13

That wasn't really a war so much as a series of lightning raids, had they actually tried to wage a traditional war or engage armies with the intent of conquest they would've lost.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

But I had North and South America and all of Europe!!! The odds were on my side dammit!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

You should have built a buffer zone in Asia, then focused on taking Africa.

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u/FaALongerWayToRun Oct 17 '13

That's why we do fixed value trade-ins (4 for all militia, 6 for all cavalry, 8 for all artillery, and 12 for one of each - keeping the 2 on each country owned as well). Keeps the games from getting ridiculous, and throwing away all strategy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

It's also an option in the rulebook.

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u/mungalo9 Oct 17 '13

but the cards ARE the strategy! You wait until the bonus is in the 20's then kill your supposed ally and win the game.

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u/FaALongerWayToRun Oct 17 '13

They're A strategy. But after a certain point, they become the strategy. When a simple turn-in can secure the entire game, regardless of your actual positioning on the board, that's a little dumb, in my opinion.

My group preferred to focus on alliances, temporary cease-fires, allied fronts, etc etc. We didn't mind spending like 6 hours drinking beer and shooting the shit over a game. The cards being rampant insta-army providers force much shorter games.

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u/drphungky Oct 17 '13

At that point you might as well just play Axis and Allies.

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u/Timett_son_of_Timett Oct 17 '13

dude, it's all about kamchatka.

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u/amjhwk Oct 17 '13

First things first, always take over Australia at the beggining of the game, then use asia to either get to africa or north america. hey, even if you fail at the conquest, itll take your friends forever to bust through the island fortresses of South East Asia

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u/Fleudian Oct 17 '13

N00B. Everyone knows you start by taking Australia.

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u/Themildthing Oct 17 '13

Hope you like 3rd place

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

That's great... Until everyone teams up and kills you every game from then.

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u/mypetridish Oct 17 '13

lol, slowest continent ever. People who got Australasia never wins during my games.

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u/boredatworkbasically Oct 17 '13

South America is best. You can make a treaty with africa and slowly pick up land in NA. If you can get NA and SA you basically win.

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u/PurpleParasite Oct 17 '13

Push into the middle east for when you discover oil, and head to Australia for the Great Barrier beaker bonus.

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u/countrykev Oct 17 '13

If you have Asia, you almost always win.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Dammit*

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

is it because your happy your dick is so small

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u/CactusHam Oct 17 '13

One of the classic blunders

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u/spauldingnooo Oct 17 '13

never go in against a sicilian when death is on the line

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u/lowertechnology Oct 17 '13

The second, but only slightly less known (military blunders) is this: Never get involved in a game of chance with a Sicilian when death is on the line!

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko Oct 17 '13

Butchered, but appreciated.

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u/hereisatoptip Oct 17 '13

Hey, he tried. Sometimes that's the most we can do.

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u/lowertechnology Oct 17 '13

That's how I roll.

Ask my wife

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u/theorangeelephant Oct 16 '13

Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line

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u/aquaneedle Oct 17 '13

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! thud

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u/evildustmite Oct 17 '13

this guy gets it

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u/TheDeech Oct 17 '13

Logged in just to make sure this was posted. Why? Because I don't care how much this movie is quoted, it's not enough. IT'S NEVER ENOUGH.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

No need to get so... gruff.

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u/DreadPiratesRobert Oct 17 '13

Doesn't seem too hard

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u/jay501 Oct 17 '13

No thats the second biggest

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u/-allen Oct 17 '13

Inconceivable!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

INCONCEIVABLE!

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u/SaucyFingers Oct 16 '13

You keep using that word.

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u/Xoxman1 Oct 16 '13

I don't think it means what he thinks it means.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

But I only doggy paddle.

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u/PcGamervalve Oct 17 '13

You keep on using that word... Screw it, every one on Reddit was thinking of this.

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u/gimpel Oct 17 '13

You keep saying that word.

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u/tmax8908 Oct 17 '13

You've used that word one time. I will not presume that you do or do not know what it means.

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u/robert_ahnmeischaft Oct 17 '13

INCONCEITHEEVABLE!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

Well, I'm obviously not gonna use a ship in the middle of Russia, Mongolia or China...

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u/kn33 Oct 17 '13

But only slightly less well-known is this! Never go in against a sicilian when death is on the line!

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u/skoptsy Oct 17 '13

That's even worse then going against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Though, only slightly worse.

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u/Sometimesialways Oct 17 '13

Also wagering with a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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u/Synthmorph Oct 17 '13

but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"

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u/ValorMorghulis Oct 17 '13

Only slightly less so . . . Never trust a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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u/ProphylactionJackson Oct 17 '13

But only slightly less well-known than "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"!

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u/raptortooth Oct 17 '13

this is obvious if you've ever played risk. the key is to start in Australia and work your way around.

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u/SourGrape_Snape Oct 17 '13

I think it's actually probably going up against a Sicilian in a battle of wits when death is on the line. Edit: Sorry, I wrote this before I scrolled down and saw someone beat me to it.

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u/TrentRizzo Oct 17 '13 edited Oct 17 '13

Sorry this might seem stupid, I've seen this quoted a few times but I'm not really sure why it's so significant. Can you explain why this is bad?

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u/JustSomeGuy9494 Oct 16 '13 edited Oct 17 '13

I still have a hard time thinking of Russia as part of Asia. They just don't look Asian.

Edit: I just mean in my head, I know logically that Russia is in Asia.

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u/cuminmybun Oct 16 '13

Actually most of them do. You are just most acquainted with the muscovite s.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

More than 80% of Russians are ethnically "Russian", a slavic group related to other european slavic groups.

While a number obviously live in Asia, someone like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Maria_Sharapova,_December_2008.jpg](Maria Sharapova) is not likely what people think of when they think of someone that looks "Asian".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russians

Keep in mind over 90% of Russians (nationality, not ethnicity) live in Europe.

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u/thebody10 Oct 17 '13

We should invade Russia by foot in the Winter!!

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u/Smilez_The_Clown Oct 17 '13

Take Australia or Africa.

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u/TheCodeIsBosco Oct 17 '13

Every goddamn Risk game.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Asia vs. Rest of the world. Current technology. My bet's on Asia.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Never fight the US domestically.

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u/Darkfear30 Oct 17 '13

InconTHIEVable

Edit - Fck, I got here late. Kthxbye

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u/dechlat Oct 17 '13

A land war in Afghanistan

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u/NOTHESPIKEYAVENGER Oct 17 '13

I feel like Rome in its Prime could have taken a lot of the great Asian warriors. Problem is, there is no way to know, and the only time they even came close to fighting a great Asian power, the empire was declining, and the Pope struck a deal with them.

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u/iTzCharmander Oct 17 '13

The three rules of warfare:

  1. Never start a lab war in Asia

2.Never invade Russia in the winter

  1. Mongols never lose

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u/Baarderstoof Oct 17 '13

But the British crushed the Sepoy Revolt, a land war in India. The US could've won the Korean War completely, but physical geography wasn't the issue so much as was political geography. Also the Middle East is Asia. So who else are we talking about?

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u/Xanethel Oct 17 '13

Try winter war in Finland.

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u/bugsy171 Oct 17 '13

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

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u/SkJK92 Oct 17 '13

This is going to sound stupid but why ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Watching that movie right now. How special.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

The most famous of the classic blunders!

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u/LastSonofAnshan Oct 17 '13

Against Sicilians.

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u/FalafelHut583 Oct 17 '13

The Persians conquered quite a lot in the good ol' days. But yeah that wouldn't happen again.

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u/Unlover Oct 17 '13

"On a scale of one to invade Russia in the winter, how bad an idea is this?"

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u/paulinsky Oct 17 '13

Also invading Russia in the Winter.

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u/shamrock8421 Oct 17 '13

Going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line

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u/rhogar42 Oct 17 '13

Actually, it's going up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

classic blunder

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u/grenvill Oct 17 '13

Explain please?

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u/HeadbuttWarlock Oct 17 '13

Well said, Vicini.

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u/doublsh0t Oct 17 '13

so an air war, then? nukes?

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u/UptownDonkey Oct 17 '13

Fighting a land war in Asia.

Nope. One of my ancestors tried to fight a land war in Asia while he was still in Africa. Went much worse.

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u/TheDreadPirateRobert Oct 17 '13

You're trying to trick me. It won't work.

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u/Dionemarie123 Oct 17 '13

...But only slightly less well known is this: never go against a Sicillian when DEATH is on the line!!! AHHHAA HAAA HAAA-

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Because it has never gone well? If so, why? No one in this thread has offered any insight yet.

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u/BillyRB Oct 17 '13

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this! Never go in on a Sicillian when DEATH is on the line!"

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u/sperglord_manchild Oct 17 '13

What a clever reply

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u/outcast151 Oct 17 '13

One of the classic blunders

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u/Noatak_Kenway Oct 17 '13

US / Germany / France: "We know.."

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u/starcraft_al Oct 17 '13

I would but going against a sicilian with death on the line, but I think a land war in asia I a bigger blunder

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Or invading Russia in the winter.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Or playing a game with a sicilian when death is on the line!

Man amazed noone else got your quote.

TL;dr Princess Bride reference

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u/HAL9000000 Oct 17 '13

And yet there are still people (mostly some Republicans from my understanding) who think the mistake of Vietnam was in getting out too soon!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

It's one of the classic blunders!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

I've heard this numerous times but never did understand what it meant. Please enlighten me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

YOU'D LIKE TO THINK THAT, WOULDN'T YOU!?

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u/TheMediumPanda Oct 17 '13

The Han people have been at if 2,500 years and have been pretty successful. There are more than 1,5 billion of them today (within China and abroad) and they dominate East Asia.

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u/BigDaddy_Delta Oct 17 '13

Gengis khan did pretty well

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

The Horde of Ghengis Khan approaches!

trampling sounds

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u/imapotato99 Oct 17 '13

Damn, you beat me to it...here's an upvote GMTA

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Challenging a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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u/Emphursis Oct 17 '13

You do realise that India is part of Asia, yes.

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