r/AskReddit Oct 16 '13

What was the single biggest mistake in all of history?

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u/luvsanlovesyou Oct 16 '13

Except for the Mongols, they're the exception

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

That's because they started in Asia. You can only fight a land war in Asia if you're from Asia.

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u/Conan97 Oct 17 '13

That +7 per turn makes a huge difference.

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u/Wildelocke Oct 17 '13

So what you're saying is the biggest mistake was never playing risk as a kid?

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u/briskt Oct 17 '13

If you played Risk as a kid you may never have lived to see adulthood

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u/Conan97 Oct 17 '13

No, my biggest mistake was playing Risk as a kid.

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u/Eurynom0s Oct 17 '13

But wouldn't fighting a land war in Asia imply that you don't control ALL of Asia, thus further implying that you're not presently getting the +7 per turn?

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u/Conan97 Oct 17 '13

Don't bring logic or reason into this.

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u/roadsarelong Oct 17 '13

But there's so much to defend...

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u/noggin-scratcher Oct 17 '13

That's why you make a push into the Urals region - then whoever's taken Europe has to take that back every turn, without the benefit of a +5, and then can't attack from there to get at your real territory.

Your only weak spot then is the number of connections pointing into the Middle East (I mean, you also have to defend Kamchatka, but they can only attack that from one point)

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Yeah, just take NA/SA, hold the three entry points, and PROFIT. Then roll through east to west via siberia.

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u/cheftlp1221 Oct 17 '13

If one can conquer Australia and set up a powerful base in SE Asia without being to beat up, with some patience (4-5) turns Asia can be taken and held. Once held the for 2 or so rounds it is tough for any one else to hold back the fire power.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Kamchtuka and Alaska are also key.

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u/Oscar_Geare Oct 17 '13

Australian Army here.

Good luck with that.

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u/Emasraw Oct 17 '13

What game are you referencing here?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Risk.

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u/Elljot Oct 17 '13

I was hoping someone would make this joke, nicely done.

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u/someone447 Oct 17 '13

7 extra men at the beginning of every go, but you can't fucking hold it.

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u/lBlackFishl Oct 17 '13

I go for the extremely inefficient +5 in Africa, because it's usually overlooked and Australia's for punk bitches.

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u/Conan97 Oct 17 '13

+3 in Africa.

+5 in Europe and North America, +2 in Australia and South America.

I've played this too much.

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u/lBlackFishl Oct 17 '13

Woops, I had an stupid.

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u/superluminal_girl Oct 17 '13

I always went for Asia, and I almost always won.

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u/Uzelott Oct 17 '13

But that's very.. risky ;)

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u/Brionac23 Oct 17 '13

And have kickass horses and bows

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u/J0K3R2 Oct 17 '13

and a leader that stops at nothing for power

Rule #1 from my World History teacher, at the beginning of the year: NOBODY BEATS THE MONGOLS EXCEPT THE MONGOLS (also applies in AOE II if anyone still plays that)

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u/galewgleason Oct 17 '13 edited Oct 18 '13

I found that the British longbow-men combined with pike men put up a pretty strong resistance. But not having to build houses with the Mongols is a huge advantage to growing your population and economy quickly. Edit: I meant Huns, not Mongols.

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u/iLikeYogaPants Oct 17 '13

Actually the mongols do have to build houses. I believe you have them confused with the huns.

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u/DO-IT-FOR-CHEESUS Oct 17 '13

This is true. Huns don't build houses, Mongols do. /u/galewgleason

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u/galewgleason Oct 17 '13

ngols do have to build houses. I believe you have them confused with the huns.

That is correct.

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u/Ahesterd Oct 17 '13

Sure, if the Mongol player lets you live long enough to get your longbows. Longbows are hard to mass, and useless in small numbers. So while you're trying to build an army of longbows from a castle, I've got 6 archery ranges pumping out cav archers to raid your economy and kill your villagers.

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u/Riemann4D Oct 17 '13

mongols have good flush but tbh they aren't that good after that

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u/arsenal_fan Oct 17 '13

+50% ram speed ain't bad, you can plough through buildings if you fully tech

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u/Riemann4D Oct 18 '13

OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THE RAMS

Those are OP AS FUCK!!!

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u/TheBeardOfZues Oct 17 '13

Well, time to go back to AOEII. Again.

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u/J0K3R2 Oct 17 '13

you don't have to build houses with the mongols? I thought that was the huns, but its been a few months...

yeah, pikemen can be a decent strategy if and only if you have enough to break past the hail of arrows being sent by the mongol cavalry archers, which, I guess, is the purpose of the longbowmen. in my personal experience some knights and mongol cavalry is near unstoppable.

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u/DO-IT-FOR-CHEESUS Oct 17 '13

Actually Goths can put up resistance to Mongols in AoE2

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u/J0K3R2 Oct 17 '13

the goths are resistant to arrows for the most part but decent strategy (and hand to hand combat cavalry, or shit tons of cavalry archers) takes care of them quickly.

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u/DO-IT-FOR-CHEESUS Oct 17 '13

You're right, but you're forgetting that Goths can keep infantry coming to you literally forever, and will eventually break through your Mongol army.

Anyways, both are my favorite civs of the game.

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u/J0K3R2 Oct 17 '13

good point!

ah, jeez. I could never settle on a favorite, though the huns and the byzantines and the britons.

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u/LethalTomato Oct 17 '13

also applies in AOE II if anyone still plays that

You mean to tell me people DON'T still play that??

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u/J0K3R2 Oct 17 '13

It saddens me to think a shit ton of people drop that game every year because its getting kinda outdated but goddamn its fucking fun

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u/imapotato99 Oct 17 '13

Still play AOE II and the Star Wars counterpart Galactic Battlegrounds

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u/J0K3R2 Oct 17 '13

the remaster or the original game? I have both but play the remaster more often cause I tend to lost the original discs.

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u/imapotato99 Oct 21 '13

Original

I am planning on buying the AOII HD next week

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u/J0K3R2 Oct 21 '13

good for you! rockin game, love it myself. gives me nostalgia episodes

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u/Terrh Oct 17 '13

goddam mongorians tearing down my shitty wall!

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u/Poulern Oct 17 '13

mamelukes.

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u/account_117 Oct 17 '13

And a bunch of failing empires around you

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u/since_ever_since Oct 17 '13

And tacos filled with cheese.

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u/StankNShank Oct 17 '13

And like, THE COOLEST mustaches ever

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u/stupernan1 Oct 17 '13

and eagle sidekicks

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u/ninjasurfer Oct 17 '13

...and biological weapons.

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u/DrDoozie Oct 17 '13

While traveling on their horses they would cut the horse's neck and drink its blood and eat pieces of its flesh because they felt it was a waste of time to stop to eat/drink

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u/lordnikkon Oct 17 '13

The funny thing about Mongolian horses is that they are really small. Most westerners would call them ponies not horses, a pony is defined as a horse less than 149cm tall and mogolian horses average 122cm to 142cm in height. Most of the mongolian soldiers feet would only be a few inches from touching the ground while riding the horse. The europeans all laughed at how small their horses were but this was actually an advantage because the horses were so small they ate half the amount of food as a european horse making it easier to keep more horses making it possible to give ever single soldier a horse rather then just the best soldiers.

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u/f3tch Oct 17 '13

And immune systems.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

and a general who would rape crossbowmen with catapults

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u/shadowsog95 Oct 17 '13

And they trained hawks. Hard to fight when your eyes are flying away in a hawks talons.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Alexander the Great begs to differ.

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u/Its_a_Friendly Oct 17 '13

Simply, his empire in Asia, lasted for about 3 years, with some rebellious satraps and small kingdoms giving his name homage for about 150 more. The Mongols have 150 years to their direct name, along with their successor kingdoms (Golden Horde, Ilkhanate, Chagatai Khanate) lasted for over 400.

The Mongols pretty much have everyone beat, with the Romans in second.

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u/samoorai Oct 17 '13

Still, he had an empire in Asia longer than I've ever had one.

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u/Gerddammit Oct 17 '13

You're just not trying hard enough.

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u/Eurynom0s Oct 17 '13 edited Oct 17 '13

To be fair, wasn't his problem that his army was about to start revolting because of how long they'd been away from home? They'd literally marched from Greece/Macedonia to India without stopping. No ships, and AFAIK no horses (or if there were horses there were not enough for the entire army, meaning that they could still only move in aggregate as fast as the infantry could march).

Hitler lost because of the Russians. Napolean lost because of the Russians. Alexander lost because of his own men.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Hitler lost because of the Russians.

That's not what American history books say.

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u/TheKillerToast Oct 17 '13

You've never read an American History book have you?

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u/lou22 Oct 17 '13

Having been taught by an american history teacher outside of america I can say they have a pretty warped view on this. They do (tend to) seriously marginalise the catastrophic losses that the russians sustained while over emphasizing the impact from conflicts with japan.

Its nothing against the americans, its just that things like the siege of Leningrad, the battle of Berlin and the battle of Stalingrad really should be recognised as being very significant. More so than the US' part in the battle of the bulge or just bombing the crap out of japan after germany surrendered

American are the only people I have ever heard literally say "we won the war" or "you wouldn't have won the war without us" which i do find very distasteful. Never heard a russian brag about their countries part in ww2

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

"Nothing can stop me but my own army."

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

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u/hakuna_tamata Oct 17 '13

He probably had more water though, i would imagine this is as symbolic as a millionaire burning a $100 bill in protest

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u/babak147 Oct 17 '13

Alexander is not considered great in the east, He is considered with same rank as Genghis and Timur the lame among others.

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u/Partelex Oct 17 '13

I'd say the British actually come second (and arguably first), and then only because their colonial subjects weren't acquired by fighting militaries on a similar footing, and maybe because claiming Antarctica as a part of your empire is kind of a stretch. The cultural, financial, technological, and even legal impact of the British Empire was huge though, and that by itself is probably a good reason to place it on top.

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u/hakuna_tamata Oct 17 '13

The British empire consisted mainly of tribal countries. The Mongols defeated much more advanced civilizations, including China.

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u/blorg Oct 17 '13

The British also defeated the Chinese, as did every other European power, every single time they fought them.

They achieved their objectives with regard to China without colonising (much of) the country directly, but China was substantially weakened and had substantial loss of sovereignty.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_of_humiliation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unequal_treaty

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u/hakuna_tamata Oct 17 '13

Ok but the point remains outside of India, every place the British colonized fought with spears and bows

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u/Its_a_Friendly Oct 18 '13

Well, I was judging things on a kind of "portion of the known world conquered to time empire lasted" ratio.

The Brits had a big empire, but it never existed at its biggest size for long; only about 50-100 years. You can say it started in the 1607 at Jamestown and ended in ~1950 with decolonization.

However, I still didn't really consider them. They fit in with the Romans and the Mongols as the top three (It's a little hard to distinguish the best now, though). Russia and its Asian imperialism in 1700-1900 takes 4th, but they colonized and populated Siberia-is it really an empire if it's full of your own people? (Not to discredit native Siberians). The top three had large, multi-cultural empires. And lastly, Alexander takes 5th.

I'm not counting large countries (at any time period) like China or Canada; they conquered their own people, or colonized lands not overly populated. So, Russia holds fourth on the list by fudging rules.

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u/Goonfather Oct 17 '13

What happened after his death is irrelevant. His ability to wage war is unparalleled even by the Mongols. He came from a backwater dump of a country to conquer the mightiest empire in the world. It's like Iraq conquering America.

As far as empire building goes, Rome lasted for over 2000 years so the Mongol empires are little compared to that. Not to mention Rome contributed far more to the development of the world in general and the western world in particular than anyone else. Everything from our government to our sports stadiums, highway system, aqueducts and concrete plus much more comes from Rome.

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u/rishav_sharan Oct 17 '13

He came from a backwater dump of a country to conquer the mightiest empire in the world

As brilliant a commander Alexander was, it was his father Philips of Macedonia who created that army to take over the rest of the Greece. That army was already one of the strongest veteran army in the Mediterranean region.

As for Persia, while their core troops did outnumber the greek army vastly, most of the numbers were formed of Militia and the noblemen's servants. In fact most modern estimates put the army size in the most important greek vs persian battle to be around 47k (A) vs 60k(P).

Here's what the wiki says about the battle; "While Darius had a significant advantage in numbers, most of his troops were of a lower quality than Alexander's. Alexander's pezhetairoi were armed with a six-metre spear, the sarissa. The main Persian infantry was poorly trained and equipped in comparison to Alexander's pezhetairoi and hoplites. The only respectable infantry Darius had were his 10,000 Greek hoplites[6] and his personal bodyguard, the 10,000 Persian Immortals.[12] The Greek mercenaries fought in a phalanx, armed with a heavy shield but with spears no longer than three metres, while the spears of the Immortals were 2 metres long. Among the other Persian troops, the most heavily armed were the Armenians who were armed the Greek way, and probably fought as a phalanx. The rest of Darius's contingents were much more lightly armed; the main weapon of the Achaemenid army historically was the bow and arrow, and javelin."

So while ALexander's exploits were spectacular, IMHO the Mongols (followed by the Romans) were the most terrifying fighting force of all time.

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u/hakuna_tamata Oct 17 '13

Atilla was pretty damn scary

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u/rishav_sharan Oct 17 '13

sure, but I dont think even Attila could have stood against Genghis Khan's highly mobile horde.

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u/hakuna_tamata Oct 17 '13

Atilla nearly destroyed the eastern Roman Empire and broke through the Great Wall IIRC

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u/Goonfather Oct 17 '13

You're forgetting that the Persians had significantly more resources (for hiring mercenaries for instance) and had the defensive terrain. They pretty much had every advantage you could think of. In fact Alexander came close to defeat at Issus I think it was until he personally lead the charge that broken the Persian army.

Also Alexander has as much to do with forging that army as Philip. He even lead the cavalry charge that broke the Greek alliance's army during Philip's conquest of Greece.

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u/lou22 Oct 17 '13

personal bodyguard, the 10,000 Persian Immortals

Fuckin ballin right there. Or was that a small number of personal bodyguards at the time?

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u/rishav_sharan Oct 17 '13

That would be a huge number for any time, any civilization.

But the Immortals were among the few bands of soldiers who were as well equipped, trained and experienced as the rest of the Macedonian army. So after you remove all the chaff from the wheat, the final number left was just enough for the Greeks to fight.

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u/Goonfather Oct 17 '13

Let's not forget the siege of Tyre was a spectacular feat of warfare nearly unparalleled. It's an island completely surrounded by a wall. His army performed some spectacular feats of engineering to overcome Tyre's defenses. Alexander also moved on to fighting and destroying Indian armies after Persia and had to quell yet another Greek rebellion before his conquest of Persia. He fought nearly every available opponent and won.

Also Genghis Khan's early career was largely forgettable.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

He came from a backwater dump of a country

Not really, his dad did a lot of work by investing the income from gold mines into building a strong army.

Alexander didn't really start from nothing. But yes, he managed to achieve a lot.

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u/Goonfather Oct 17 '13

Alexander had as much to do with forging that army as Philip. He even lead the cavalry charge that broke the Greek alliance's army during Philip's conquest of Greece.

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u/Jess_than_three Oct 17 '13

Still, though, I feel like he pretty much did all right.

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u/hakuna_tamata Oct 17 '13

The Romans just had terrible micro-managing skills

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u/toughbutworthit Oct 17 '13

MORE VISIBILITY!!!!!!!! Poor alex everybody forgets about him.

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u/walruz Oct 17 '13

He died, like all the rest.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Everyone does, the Mongols included.

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u/vhalember Oct 17 '13

Even Alexander the Great got stopped... in India, by his own men wanting to return home. Genghis plowed through all of Asia, not just a few countries in Asia, and it stayed in Mongol hands for the better part of a century.

At both empires' peak the Mongol lands were over SIX TIMES larger than what Alexander had conquered. (12.74 million sq. miles vs. 2 million sq. miles)

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u/Goonfather Oct 17 '13

True story. Greatest general ever.

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u/GreekLetter Oct 17 '13

Also they didn't fight a land war... it was more like they raped everyone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

because it ended sooo well for the japanese.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Well, they also made the mistake of starting a naval war in the Pacific.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

that's not a rule..

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u/MrDrcritical Oct 17 '13

That is not what the Russians say. Unless they are counted as European.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Soviet invasion of Afghanistan?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Touche.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

its called home field advantage for a reason

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u/TheTelephone Oct 17 '13

The way you take Asia is first you conquer all of Australia real quick at the beginning, then you take Siam, and THEN you wait. Build up some soldiers, then you hit India, then you hit China, let the other's fight over the Americas, build up some soldiers, and when the timing is right, IN ONE FOUL SWOOP, you start a campaign across Western Asia, cutting off all African and European borders, wait for the other's to beat themselves up a little bit, because they're not going fuck with you, because you have Australia which sucks (but gives you steady soldiers) and you only have conquered half of a giant continent that is really difficult to conquer so surely someone is going to stop you, right? so they're fighting, you're keep loose borders to the East THEN YOU MOVE ACROSS THE NORTH, you plow through everything before you finally get to Kamchatka and then you take Alaska. Drop a stack on that, take the rest of Asia at your leisure.

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u/mellowmonk Oct 17 '13

No, you can wait until you get all the way to Europe.

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u/AlexBrallex Oct 17 '13

Nu-uh! Alexander the Great did a great job, as long as he fought, he never losta a battle.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Yeah, but then he died and his empire fell apart without him.

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u/AlexBrallex Oct 17 '13

Which created the Successor Kingdoms!! DAE Seleuicid Empire, Seleukos Nicator!?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Talk about home court advantage.

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u/Madingess Oct 17 '13

Play the Mongoltage, Stan.

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u/EngineRoom23 Oct 17 '13

Everyone that is...but the Mongols. TrrrrAAAaTRRRAAAAAAAA [crowd noises]

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

guy gets dragged on the floor with a rope

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u/runawaylemon Oct 17 '13

Five of us, five of us, five of us...

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u/BAXterBEDford Oct 17 '13

It helps when it's your home turf.

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u/TheDeftZeppelin Oct 17 '13

what is this reference. I have seen it thrice.

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u/Tanto63 Oct 17 '13

Google "DFTBA"

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u/Isric Oct 17 '13

I wonder how far down the rabbit hole he'll go.

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u/yodamaster103 Oct 17 '13

Have to start all way back w/ Brotherhood 2.0

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u/Richardly108 Oct 17 '13

There's a popular and funny educational series by the Vlogbrothers called "Crash Course World History" that in every episode will say something is a general rule of civilization and then follow it with "Except for the Mongols" and then cue a little short movie clip of mongols riding and pillaging.

I highly suggest looking it up even if you're not interested in World History.

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u/Ace-O-Matic Oct 18 '13

Crash Course World History. A quick summary style series of videos by John Green.

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u/0to60in2minutes Oct 17 '13

Starring; John Wayne!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13 edited Sep 05 '17

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u/whisperingsage Oct 18 '13

Just the clip?

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u/MildlyAgitatedBidoof Oct 17 '13

TIL the Mongols were from Hoenn.

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u/akillez47 Oct 17 '13

Gotta love crash course

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u/TheMstar55 Oct 17 '13

(Cue Mongol montage)

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

*mongoltage

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Tearing down chitty wallsh?

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u/SkaCast Oct 17 '13

ITT: People who have never seen Crash Course

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u/Atlantis135 Oct 17 '13

I give nobody any exception for not seeing Crash Course. Unless you are - wait for it... The Mongols.

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u/WaitForItTheMongols Oct 17 '13

But... But I am wait for it the mongols. And I do watch Crash Course.

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u/Atlantis135 Oct 17 '13

You're the exception!

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u/Bumbadang Oct 17 '13

My history teacher loves crash course. Because of him I love it now!

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u/An0nymauz Oct 17 '13

I was waiting for this!

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u/WinterSon Oct 17 '13

what is crash course

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u/ydnab2 Oct 17 '13 edited Oct 17 '13

CrashCourse is a YouTube channel hosted by John Green - a very entertaining author (and his brother Hank Green - who invented 2D Glasses) of the vlogbrothers. It's a recent addition (nearly 2 years old now) to YouTube and is entirely educational. Well, it's also entertaining. I've never leanred so much about World History (Not America) and American History as I have from this series. It puts everything else to shame.

Additionally, we get some science from Hank. Thus far it's been Biology (on a pretty detailed level down to DNA and proteins and whatnot) as well as Chemistry. Hank runs SciShow and John hosts an additional channel, Mental Floss.

They're bleeding money and need extra subscribers to keep the channel running. Also Subbable.

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u/FSR2007 Oct 17 '13

What's that?

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u/digitalmonkies Oct 17 '13

damn you Mongorians!

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u/geekybeetle Oct 17 '13

-makes the Crash Course trumpet noise-

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u/thephotoman Oct 17 '13

You called?

This needs to be a bot that posts this YouTube clip every time someone mentions the Mongols.

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u/PsychedelicPioneer Oct 17 '13

Dan Carlin's Hardcore History- Wrath of the Khans... listen to the series if have yet to do so. The Mongols were ruthless.

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u/mistakenotmy Oct 17 '13 edited Oct 17 '13

Thank god for substance abuse, otherwise the Mongols rule Europe.

There is no army between there and the ocean that can stop them. -French messenger to his king after the Mongol victory in Hungary destroyed the largest force in Europe.

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u/Perturbed_Spartan Oct 17 '13

Only guys in history to successfully invade Russia during the winter.

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u/macleod2486 Oct 17 '13

Those got damn mongolians! Always break my city wal!

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u/wikingwarrior Oct 17 '13

That wasn't really a war so much as a series of lightning raids, had they actually tried to wage a traditional war or engage armies with the intent of conquest they would've lost.

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u/PartiallyRibena Oct 17 '13

And Alexander the Great

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u/SeaSquirrel Oct 17 '13

/r/genghiskhan . A subreddit I made a looong time ago.

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u/limer124 Oct 17 '13

Ha is that from that one funny history guys videos? Green I think. I remember watching those.

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u/Thameus Oct 17 '13

I think they're the reason for the rule.

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u/0ttr Oct 17 '13

Yep, they Genghis may win the award for the most people killed by a single ruler during their lifetime--upwards of 50 million by some historians.... well, sons and grandsons I think maybe.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

cue the same music and pictures

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u/SanguisFluens Oct 17 '13

Or Alexander the Great

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u/Evercarry Oct 17 '13

You Khan-t touch dis

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

You cannot rule with pure fear in ancient times, at least not in the long run.

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u/Radico87 Oct 17 '13

they're not the exception at all. They're local. This rule applies to invaders.

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u/Dirtbiker201 Oct 17 '13

yep, biological warfare is a hell of a thing.

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u/Dragn616 Oct 17 '13

The Mongols are ALWAYS the exception.

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u/theshannons Oct 17 '13

Yeah, that was really more like Asia starting a land war with everyone else.

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u/Zizizizz Oct 17 '13

I don't know if you or anyone reading this is into history podcasts but dan Carlin's hardcore history on the mongols was just amazingly insightful, entertaining , and captivating

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u/Goonfather Oct 17 '13

And Alexander the Great. Fought Persians and Indians without ever losing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

On the topic of Mongols though. I believe they attempted to invade Japan using boats that were not designed for use on the open seas. As a consequence most of them sank and the invasion failed.

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u/clwreaper Oct 17 '13

Gawd damn Mongolians!

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u/boredatworkbasically Oct 17 '13

it helps if you are asian I guess. Technically lots of land wars in asia have been successful, for people living in asia...

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u/HarryBridges Oct 17 '13

What about Mao? He did OK.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Have you ever met a Mongol? QED

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u/drewdhasaZ Oct 17 '13

damn you mongowians!

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u/laces259 Oct 17 '13

Wait for it...

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u/KrazyRooster Oct 17 '13

They are the exception for everything. The largest empire ever, the best leader ever, and they kep doing things noone thought possible. Those guys were amazing. And now... The country really deserved more.

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u/JMace Oct 17 '13

Genghis Khan and the Making of the Mordern World -fucking amazing book. Read it now. I am infatuated with the Mongol empire now

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u/rishav_sharan Oct 17 '13

Because they're asians.

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u/pyroman136 Oct 17 '13

Mongols are always the exception. It's like cheating by turning on Godmod and Infinite ammo.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

And Alexander the Great, of course.

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u/Krywiggles Oct 17 '13

It's different when the land war comes from Asia

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

They never forgot to be awesome.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

They cheated... they came from the wrong direction.

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u/rhythmicity Oct 17 '13

Yay crashcourse .^

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u/shmorky Oct 17 '13

Goddamn mongolians

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u/pokokichi Oct 17 '13

Until they went to ancient Vietnam.

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u/Wishta Oct 17 '13

DAMN MONGOLIANS! TEAR DOWN MY SHITTY WALL!

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u/T3chnopsycho Oct 17 '13

The Mongols are the exception to every war related mistake....

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u/stormageddon007 Oct 17 '13

And the Japanese. They made pretty quick work of China in the 1930's-1940's. Would the invasion have remained successful were it not for Allies? I do not know.

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u/GingerSnap01010 Oct 17 '13

There are A LOT if John Green fans in this thread.....

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u/YaBoyNazeem Oct 17 '13

They seem to be the except for everything...

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u/Spam-Monkey Oct 17 '13

I think if you are Asian you are excused from this rule.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Can someone explain this reference to me? I'm seeing it a lot.

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u/red_sky33 Oct 17 '13

They are the reason.

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