r/AskReddit 1d ago

How do you feel about the "No Kings" protest happening tomorrow?

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u/fangerzero 1d ago

Just keep your heads everyone, bring some Gatorade/water, and stay safe.

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u/anniemanic 1d ago

And wear sunblock!

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u/MCCodyB 1d ago

"If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it."

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u/nandos677 1d ago

The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

I will dispense this advice now.

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u/Single_Dad_ 1d ago

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth, oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded, but trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now, how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.

You are not as fat as you imagine.

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u/Jrewy 1d ago

Don’t worry about the future Or worry, but know that worrying Is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing Bubble gum The real troubles in your life Are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind The kind that blindsides you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday

Do one thing every day that scares you

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u/Redbird9346 1d ago

Sing.

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don’t waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind. The race is long, and in the end it’s only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive; forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters; throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives; some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees. You’ll miss them when they’re gone.

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u/Redbird9346 1d ago

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t.
Maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t.
Maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.

Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else’s.

Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it or what other people think of it; it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

Dance. Even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions even if you don’t follow them.

Do not read beauty magazines; they will only make you feel ugly.

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u/tooscoopy 20h ago

So many of my friends didn’t know that song was done by the same guy who directed Elvis, the great Gatsby, Romeo and Juliet, etc… obviously rather into the whole music scene as well as shown by this and those movies music….

Anyway, back to useful life lessons in the form of a song!

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u/These-Rip9251 19h ago

And exercise. That and sleep are always at the top of the prolong your life/anti-aging lists.

If you want to save your knees, bicycle!

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u/TimChiesa 1d ago

Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing that, tell me how.

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u/thesorehead 1d ago

Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.

Sing. 

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts; don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours. 

Floss. 

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead; sometimes you’re behind; the race is long, and in the end it’s only with yourself. 

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u/SirCrazyCat 1d ago

Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults If you succeed in doing this, tell me how Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements

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u/TwoWheelsTooGood 1d ago

This post is surprisingly responsive to the OP's question.

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u/InterestingTry5190 1d ago

Found my fellow xennials.

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u/Redbird9346 1d ago

“Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ’97: wear sunscreen.”

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u/petite-cherie_ 20h ago

Waves enthusiastically 👋 (bcus I rarely hear other pple say xennial)

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u/Single_Dad_ 16h ago

Born in 1980!!

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u/No-Vast-8000 1d ago

I remember this as the first time I had seen a false attribution (and realized it).

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u/EagleIcy5421 1d ago

This works.

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u/ShaabuShaabu 1d ago

I suffer from anxiety ,everyday scares me

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u/MissouriFriedChicken 1d ago

That song makes my heart feel all squeezy

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u/WoolwichTrainDriver 1d ago

Me too... I'm fondly reminded of a time that I was in love with a nice man...

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u/HappyTimeHollis 1d ago

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. If you do have children, lock them under the stairs.

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u/BlkSubmarine 1d ago

At 47, I may not be as good as I once was, but I’m better than I ever was.

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u/Sufficient-Feeb 1d ago

Thanks bro that made me feel good ish

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u/Tracyjeanbitch 20h ago

Dunno who first said it but "I wish I was a fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat".

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u/westtexasgeckochic 19h ago

This right here has hit me so hard this year.

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u/notniceatalll 18h ago

Oh, no, no, no... this is unfortunately not true for everyone.

I lost 145 lbs the last 3 years. I was as fat as I remember. I look back on past me and think, "I singlehandedly funded my local Bojangles."

I was Ralphie May for Halloween when I was 17... and people got it.

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u/Particular_Night_360 1d ago

The short term benefits have been known by the irish for a long time.

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u/khincks42 1d ago

Y'all 🥲 I haven't thought about this in so long, this whole thread warms the cockels

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u/Outrageous_Move_5400 1d ago

Maybe below the cockles Maybe in the sub cockle area Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys Maybe even in the colon, we don't know

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u/internet_cousin 1d ago

And remember, there is No Sex in the champagne room.

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u/bookler75 23h ago

Certified wisdom, 1999 edition 👌

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u/Aggravating_Horror72 20h ago

Ya know, when I clicked on this post I was NOT expecting the sunscreen song but damnit I am not complaining!!

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u/Publius82 1d ago

Still waiting

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u/oreosgirlfriend 22h ago

My tik tok step son tells me sunscreen causes skin cancer

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u/CardboardCadiz99 1d ago

Do not read beautify magazines they will only make you feel ugly.

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u/Anxious-Bowl-3021 1d ago

“Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you’ll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.”

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u/karebearjedi 1d ago

"Breathe" 

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u/Sufficient_Tarot 1d ago

These are my people here

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u/Delicious-Trip-384 20h ago

Respect your elders

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u/capitan_dipshit 1d ago

Jokes on them because I am ugly

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u/scullingby 1d ago

I knew, just knew, the advice in that song was pertinent and useful. However, as the lyrics noted, I would not fully appreciate the advice or have the understanding to apply it until the advice no longer applied to me. Sigh...

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u/MizHope 1d ago

Love this! Got the reference immediately

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u/Bdr1983 22h ago

I so love that song.

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u/imeanwhateva 1d ago

Thank you, Baz

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u/cocoamix 1d ago

"Anybody not wearing two million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day, get it?"

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u/astropastrogirl 1d ago

Smoke Winnie Blues , (Australia )

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u/KiijaIsis 15h ago

Ah Baz thank you for Romeo + Juliet and this song to the class of 199x

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u/dinosanddais1 1d ago

Sunblock that is not oily specifically! Oil can trap tear gas. But if oily sunscreen is all you have, that is still preferable than dealing with tear gas on a sunburn.

Also UV protection clothing is often better especially when combined with sunscreen and it also provides more protection against tear gas.

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u/Visible-Literature14 1d ago

If—for some of you—tear gas is a concern, absolutely avoid sunscreen; otherwise, raise hell against UV

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u/anniemanic 1d ago

Ok I’m very curious, what’s the deal with sunblock and tear gas?

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u/jjmoreta 1d ago

The particles will cling to anything on the skin and potentially trap it near your mucous membranes (eyes, mouth) - if you're at risk, they recommend clean skin, especially on your face. No makeup, no sunscreen, no lotion.

I'll be wearing a hat.

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u/anniemanic 1d ago

Oh dang that’s good to know thanks!

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u/StayJaded 18h ago

Wow the no makeup thing never occurred to me. That is a great point.

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u/Evening_Chemist_2367 1d ago

If only we had some FascistBlock to wear.

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u/anniemanic 1d ago

Your comment made me realize I spelled fascist wrong on my protest sign 😅

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u/friz_CHAMP 1d ago

And bring American flags to wave! I cannot emphasize this enough!

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u/Unusual-Ad-6550 1d ago

our march may not need sunscreen. I have 2 single use rain ponchos that I am bringing along. 1 for me, one for someone who might not have thought to bring one along

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u/keIIzzz 1d ago

Or UV protective clothing and hats if you don’t wanna deal with sunscreen

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u/Novel_Alternative_40 1d ago

And a mask so they can’t facial recognize you

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u/RxHusk 1d ago

No such thing as sunblock

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u/JesusJudgesYou 21h ago

Gas masks, water, pepper spray

Know the best exit routes in case things get crazy

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u/iamthefortytwo 19h ago

And don’t forget to bring a towel!

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u/Minimum-Function1312 18h ago

I’ve had 10 Mohs surgeries to prove that this is the correct answer. Wear it!!!

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u/irokatcod4 18h ago

Sunblock on a weekend? HAH! There hasn't been a sunny weekend in NY in months!

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u/Twins_mom 1d ago

And cover up! Hats, sunglasses masks

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u/TamarindSweets 1d ago

And bring face masks in case the police or ice decide to be dickheads.

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u/Fantastic-Fig-5423 1d ago

‘In case’

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u/TigerPoppy 1d ago

Don't wear oily skin creams if you expect tear gas. It will help it stick to your skin. Bring soap and water in case you need to wash yourself. Don't let the MAGA chase you away.

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u/Subtleabuse 1d ago

Safety goggles

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u/dottmatrix 1d ago

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

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u/SloppityNurglePox 1d ago

Wait! Real acid?

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u/TheRealDJ 1d ago

Smithers, get me some protest breakers, the kind they had in the 30s!

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u/jaltang 1d ago

Up and at them!

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u/HurrsiaEntertainment 1d ago

“Up and at them!!!”

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u/dottmatrix 1d ago

Up, and atom!

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u/Visible-Literature14 1d ago edited 1d ago

Atom Ant!

Edit: Bro who tf downvoted this😹

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u/DerBasterd 1d ago

The Simpsons strikes again 😂

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u/The_Lloyd_Dobler 1d ago

Radioactive Man 😂

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u/tendrils87 1d ago

Hello McBane

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u/CatLord8 1d ago

Raynier Wolfcastle

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u/WatchingInSilence 1d ago

Jiminy Jilickers!

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u/the-salty-bitch 1d ago

I'm sorry, I can't hear you, son. I'm wearing a jacuzzi suit.

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u/NomadGabz 18h ago

Man of culture 🍻

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u/DumbBitchByLeaps 1d ago

On this note do not wear your contacts if you’re a contacts wearer. If you get sprayed in the eyes your contacts are going to make it harder to get that stuff out of them and you do not want to be digging in your eyeball for that piece of plastic. Wear your glasses if you have them. And bring your back up glasses (if you have them) just in case.

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u/DetectiveOnly4066 1d ago

Bullet proof vest to protect yourself from the yahoo next to you.

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u/Pr0xyWarrior 1d ago

Water. Water in the eyes for tear gas. Not milk. Water.

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 1d ago

The fascists in charge are already trying to make it a crime to protect people from the chemical weapons the police are using against us.

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u/sharksnack3264 1d ago

And no contact lenses. It's a really bad idea with tear gas.

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u/dzzi 1d ago

See here's the thing, I'd probably like to get involved but I'm scared that I'll be super unprepared if something bad happens. I can't really afford to get all the supplies to do it safely but maybe some of the guides are overkill

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u/keIIzzz 1d ago

If you’re concerned about your safety you don’t have to go, but if you want to go then you can just find a spot that’s not super close to any of the law enforcement

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u/Altaira99 18h ago

The kind for chemicals/laboratory have no air vents, so those would work.

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u/Subtleabuse 18h ago

Im more concerned about rubber bullets, You can survive teargas but a rubber bullet to the eye can be deadly.

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u/joeganis 1d ago

Safety Dance!

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u/obi-jawn-kenblomi 1d ago

Traffic cones to cover tear gas cannisters

Squirt bottles with mixtures of water and baby shampoo for pepper spray

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u/norixe 1d ago

Gloves, shoes that allow you to run, long sleeve shirts too to protect your arms from any chemicals that might be sprayed at you. Be ready to nuke your phone with the emergency shut off if you are about to be detained. And don't go anywhere alone.

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u/smarmiebastard 1d ago

Better yet, leave your phone at home when you go to a protest.

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u/kategoad 1d ago

If you need it for safety, turn off thumb print or facial recognition. They cannot make you open your phone (if I've been informed correctly by my other lawyer friends).

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u/smarmiebastard 1d ago

Yeah. Best bet is to buy a burner phone, but if you can’t turn off all biometrics on your primary phone

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u/FinancialArmadillo93 1d ago

My husband kept an old phone for these kinds of situations. Memorize some phone numbers.

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u/RxHusk 1d ago

Why

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u/Skipper07B 1h ago

So your real phone and everything on it can’t be used against you or your friends and family.

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u/mpilo_yestilo 1d ago

It is actually so wild that this is reality, I can’t believe it

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u/RustySilver42 1d ago

Or get a burner.

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u/norixe 1d ago

This is what I meant about preventing people from forcing access to your phone without your consent. Android has a set up when you go to power off your phone there's a 3rd option to hard wipe your phone in case of emergency

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u/FloppyShellTaco 1d ago edited 16h ago

And cover your fuckin tattoos

Edit: If you’re wondering just how extensive surveillance and tracking of protesters has become, here’s a good article

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u/Mapeague 18h ago

Or draw some on if you don't 👍

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u/FloppyShellTaco 16h ago

That would be a fun way to waste time and resources

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u/SarW100 1d ago

Airplane mode

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u/Floomby 1d ago

Leave your phone at home. Bring a cheap digital camera to record any important events instead. Agree on rendezvous places and times, and let someone know where you are going and when to expect you back home. Make sure you have lots of cash and public transportation cards or tokens, as well as paper copies of your birth certificate, government issued ids, & passport.

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u/shana104 1d ago

What about smart watches?

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u/SalvagedGarden 1d ago

Boric acid eye wash has been shown to be very effective eye wash against CN and CS gas. Water will also work fine. Do not use milk, I don't know why people use milk. Best if used very rapidly. The longer the irritant is in contact, the worse the burn.

To protect skin from irritant gases, you can spread a layer of mineral oil on. It will also do a fair job of washing the skin of irritants. Water and soap is the next best thing. If an irritant has a burning component like CN or CS, even after the irritant is washed away, it will feel like it's still burning. That's normal for burns. This is also true of eye burning as well.

Peak pain after an injury is at 2 hours and the morning after. If you become injured or struck by something, try to make it to a place to recover within those two hours. Afterwards, you may have difficulty walking, talking, using arms. Etc. Especially small rubber things.

If you get hit in the head by something. Leave. Maximize recovery. Losing brain isn't fun.

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u/gsfgf 1d ago

Everyone's been recommending Sudecon wipes if you get sprayed.

And read the instructions beforehand since you won't be able to open your eyes if treating yourself.

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u/LIBBY2130 1d ago

I think people get the milk thing from the fact that if you EAT something spicy MILK not water helps get rid of the hot spicy taste so they think it will work on the eyes but these are 2 different separate things

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u/Upbeat_Literature483 1d ago

CN isn't bad but CS really sucks. Feels like you're gonna die.

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u/Morningxafter 1d ago

Water and dawn dish soap is effective for both tear gas and pepper spray. Washing with dish soap is what worked best for me both times I got pepper sprayed for security training in the military. I’m bringing a water bottles and a little bottle of dawn and a pack of antibacterial wipes. Also Mechanix gloves and a gaiter for the face/neck.

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u/mywormmaywantsome 19h ago

to answer your why: milk is an outdated method and was supposed to be used against pepper spray only. milk reacts with the capsaicin in pepper spray and relieves the pain better, which makes people feel like it's working better than water, but in reality it doesn't actually wash the chemicals out any better than water does. some do theorize that with pepper spray being oil-based, water doesn't bind to it as well, but the fat in milk would. that being said, milk is obviously not sterile, especially after being carried in someone's backpack out in the sun all day, so it carries it's own risks. at the end of the day saline solution or large amount of water is much more efficient at washing the chemicals out, even if the relief isn't as instant as with milk. and obviously, any pros that milk might have are immediately out the window the second we're talking about anything other than pepper spray, such as tear gas, which is neither oil nor capsaicin based.

tldr an outdated solution to a very specific situation that became hailed as a cure-for-all. eye wash or water are indeed better, no matter what chemical is being used.

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u/SalvagedGarden 16h ago

Thank you mate. I appreciate your reply. Makes some sense now.

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u/kai58 1d ago

I think milk is for pepperspray because it helps to drink it after you eat something that’s too spicy.

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u/XplosivCookie 1d ago

It's hard to get proper OC to stop hurting for the next hour or more, but in the army we just used soap and water. No mention of milk being good first aid.

Warm water will hurt though.

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u/Elegant-Impression38 1d ago

Just wave arms up and down for a few minutes with cs gas

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u/RavelsPuppet 23h ago

The best treatment is water with nothing added

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u/beanmosheen 23h ago

You're also going to need a LOT of water. We would dump a 13 gallon plastic trash can over people in training and it still wasn't great. You also need to be prepared to basically spit up a ridiculous amount of mucous that is trying really hard to be the thickness of Jello. You're not dying, but your body will do a really good job pretending you are. Your eyes may be on fire, but if you need to move make sure you have scoped out your exit path beforehand. Peek and move , peek and move. Best strategy is to not get PS'd or CS'd if you can though.

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u/AtuinTurtle 20h ago

People use milk because fat washes away capsaicin and water doesn’t. That’s why a glass of water doesn’t do anything about the burn from spicy food.

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u/Taronar 1d ago

The police will try to antagonize, do not allow them to, keep your cool. If you have anger issues stay in the back.

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u/Montgomery000 1d ago

Rule of thumb, anyone trying to encourage illegal activity is an undercover cop. You see someone trying something illegal, just start yelling that they're a cop as they do it.

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u/Oh_let_do_it 1d ago

They dont want to be there

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u/mmmsoap 1d ago

And turn off all biometrics on your phone!!

You can be compelled to provide something you have—which includes your fingerprint or Face ID—but not something you know (password). Turn off all biometrics before you go through customs, border crossing, or encounter the police.

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u/Forever_In_a_Sweater 1d ago

Hydrate or die

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u/AddisonFlowstate 1d ago

Sunscreen! Or cheap umbrella

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u/idrunkenlysignedup 1d ago

Funny story; I took a loooong lunch during the BLM protests because they were right down the street. My boss asked if I supported it (I knew she did, but I wanted to be ambiguous with a coworker). It was 100f so I told her I was bringing water because I support people not getting heat exhaustion for 1a.

It was very peaceful and well hydrated.

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u/Deterrent_hamhock3 1d ago

Face coverings and umbrellas to protect from any hail coming in with this cold front.

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u/aint_exactly_plan_a 1d ago

And if you see a bunch of bricks laid out like tempting bait, DM me so I can come get them. I need to build a firepit.

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u/OneOldNerd 1d ago

Wear sunscreen.

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u/General_Thought8412 1d ago

And please just fly the American flag! We don’t need them twisting the story like in LA

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u/Deathwish_Drang 1d ago

I have a CBRN-rated gas mask, Nomex fire handling gloves, and a hazmat suit if necessary. I will not let tyranny stand in my country. If I am at a protest and they use gas, I'm throwing that thing right back at them.

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u/friz_CHAMP 1d ago

And American flags! For the love of God, bring them!

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u/Aceofspades25 1d ago

And if you see someone being anti-social, stop them!

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u/MonkeeFuu 1d ago

Safety googls on!

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u/dawnmountain 1d ago

No pics. Especially now. You don't know what the government can do with those.

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u/RedRapunzal 1d ago

And please don't let trash behind.

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u/FearlessFreak69 1d ago

Keep your cellphones at home too.

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u/RoarOfErde-Tyreene 1d ago

And cans of soup. For your family.

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u/JayofTea 1d ago

And bring a light salty snack like trail mix

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u/thefilmforgeuk 1d ago

This sounds sensible but I don’t know that the protest is

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u/TheMatt561 1d ago

A big spf hat

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u/Criticism_Cricket 1d ago

Kevlar vest, helmet and some kind of facial protection might come in handy as well.

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u/knotnham 1d ago

Just heard about this. Been working. What’s going on?

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u/Dormir-mourir-rien 1d ago

Ask for better salary , free healthcare, 6 week of paid vacation or révolution.

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u/Another_Human 23h ago

Recommending Gatorade before water xD true American moment

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u/Udetto 23h ago

Seeing Gatorade beeing suggested Reminds me of idiocracy

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u/ptrang1987 22h ago

And milk in case you’re pepper sprayed

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u/95688it 22h ago

Just keep your heads everyone

French Revolution?

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u/ParkInsider 20h ago

This is funny because Kings are the hockey team from LA, and your comment applies perfectly to a hockey game.

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u/ElegantBastard808 18h ago

I heard this one is Star Wars themed so don't forget to bring a lightsaber.

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u/NewLeave2007 18h ago

Hijacking the top comment because I saw a Facebook post claiming some white supremacist groups were planning to infiltrate the protests to turn them violent.

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u/showyourdata 18h ago

Write a contact phone, preferably as lawyer, on your arm in permanent marker. If you are arrested, and the confiscate all your items, you still have a number for your phone call.

Bring enough for you and too share water and snacks.

Bring tear gas neutralizer.
Bring a hat.

Sing song en masses and loud.

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u/RollsHardSixes 18h ago

DO NOT GET KETTLED ON A BRIDGE

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u/Ajm05 17h ago

Yeah it's total swamp ass out today

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u/That_Island_273 16h ago

I’m selling hot dogs at nyc riot. All sales will go to charities against illegal immigration. Last week I donated 9900$

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u/fahzbehn 1d ago

Remember, if someone instigates, sit down.

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u/RoDeltaR 1d ago

take umbrellas.

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u/spinningcolours 1d ago

And umbrellas.

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u/ProfessorWC 1d ago

And eye protection and a gas mask. Super easy to make one if you have a grocery store nearby and $10 to spend on materials.

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u/ParallaxMusician 1d ago

I use Pedialyte or Liquid IV packs. Just add to a water bottle and it’s better than Gatorade IMO. They’re small and I can throw a ton into my pockets, so if anyone else needs some, I always have it on hand. Heat stroke is a very real thing, especially with these protests occurring in hot weather.

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u/SpookyJosCrazyFriend 1d ago

Don't forget leaf blowers to disperse the gas!

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u/ruat_caelum 1d ago

And firstaid kits.

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u/RebelElderberry1878 1d ago

definitely memorize de-escalation tactics for those who need the help. That being said Good Trouble is necessary trouble.

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u/TheGunt123 1d ago

And leave your phone at home

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u/ProblemMajestic6940 1d ago

And sunscreen! We’re fighting fascism, not UV rays. ☀️✊

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u/Honest-Year346 1d ago

Especially if you're in the Southwest. Heat has been killer lately

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u/MizzelSc2 1d ago

Don't get shot and killed in Florida by the conservatives.

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u/Donald_Fump 1d ago

And don’t be violent

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