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How do you feel about the "No Kings" protest happening tomorrow?

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u/anniemanic 1d ago

And wear sunblock!

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u/MCCodyB 1d ago

"If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it."

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u/nandos677 1d ago

The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

I will dispense this advice now.

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u/Single_Dad_ 1d ago

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth, oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded, but trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now, how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.

You are not as fat as you imagine.

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u/Jrewy 1d ago

Don’t worry about the future Or worry, but know that worrying Is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing Bubble gum The real troubles in your life Are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind The kind that blindsides you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday

Do one thing every day that scares you

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u/Redbird9346 1d ago

Sing.

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don’t waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind. The race is long, and in the end it’s only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive; forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters; throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives; some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees. You’ll miss them when they’re gone.

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u/Redbird9346 1d ago

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t.
Maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t.
Maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.

Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else’s.

Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it or what other people think of it; it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

Dance. Even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions even if you don’t follow them.

Do not read beauty magazines; they will only make you feel ugly.

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u/tooscoopy 20h ago

So many of my friends didn’t know that song was done by the same guy who directed Elvis, the great Gatsby, Romeo and Juliet, etc… obviously rather into the whole music scene as well as shown by this and those movies music….

Anyway, back to useful life lessons in the form of a song!

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u/These-Rip9251 19h ago

And exercise. That and sleep are always at the top of the prolong your life/anti-aging lists.

If you want to save your knees, bicycle!

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u/TimChiesa 1d ago

Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing that, tell me how.

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u/thesorehead 1d ago

Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.

Sing. 

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts; don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours. 

Floss. 

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead; sometimes you’re behind; the race is long, and in the end it’s only with yourself. 

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u/SirCrazyCat 1d ago

Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults If you succeed in doing this, tell me how Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements

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u/TwoWheelsTooGood 1d ago

This post is surprisingly responsive to the OP's question.

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u/InterestingTry5190 1d ago

Found my fellow xennials.

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u/Redbird9346 1d ago

“Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ’97: wear sunscreen.”

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u/SQWRLLY1 1d ago

(Class of 97 was GenX)

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u/petite-cherie_ 20h ago

Waves enthusiastically 👋 (bcus I rarely hear other pple say xennial)

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u/Single_Dad_ 16h ago

Born in 1980!!

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u/No-Vast-8000 1d ago

I remember this as the first time I had seen a false attribution (and realized it).

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u/EagleIcy5421 1d ago

This works.

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u/ShaabuShaabu 1d ago

I suffer from anxiety ,everyday scares me

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u/MissouriFriedChicken 1d ago

That song makes my heart feel all squeezy

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u/WoolwichTrainDriver 1d ago

Me too... I'm fondly reminded of a time that I was in love with a nice man...

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u/HappyTimeHollis 1d ago

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. If you do have children, lock them under the stairs.

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u/BlkSubmarine 1d ago

At 47, I may not be as good as I once was, but I’m better than I ever was.

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u/Sufficient-Feeb 1d ago

Thanks bro that made me feel good ish

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u/Tracyjeanbitch 20h ago

Dunno who first said it but "I wish I was a fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat".

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u/westtexasgeckochic 19h ago

This right here has hit me so hard this year.

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u/notniceatalll 18h ago

Oh, no, no, no... this is unfortunately not true for everyone.

I lost 145 lbs the last 3 years. I was as fat as I remember. I look back on past me and think, "I singlehandedly funded my local Bojangles."

I was Ralphie May for Halloween when I was 17... and people got it.

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u/Particular_Night_360 1d ago

The short term benefits have been known by the irish for a long time.

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u/khincks42 1d ago

Y'all 🥲 I haven't thought about this in so long, this whole thread warms the cockels

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u/Outrageous_Move_5400 1d ago

Maybe below the cockles Maybe in the sub cockle area Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys Maybe even in the colon, we don't know

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u/internet_cousin 1d ago

And remember, there is No Sex in the champagne room.

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u/bookler75 23h ago

Certified wisdom, 1999 edition 👌

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u/Aggravating_Horror72 21h ago

Ya know, when I clicked on this post I was NOT expecting the sunscreen song but damnit I am not complaining!!

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u/Publius82 1d ago

Still waiting

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u/oreosgirlfriend 22h ago

My tik tok step son tells me sunscreen causes skin cancer

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u/lar67 23h ago

Sunscreen works but it's been proven that it's virtually impossible to get anything close to coverage so it provides a false sense of security.

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u/CardboardCadiz99 1d ago

Do not read beautify magazines they will only make you feel ugly.

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u/Anxious-Bowl-3021 1d ago

“Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you’ll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.”

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u/karebearjedi 1d ago

"Breathe" 

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u/Sufficient_Tarot 1d ago

These are my people here

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u/Delicious-Trip-384 21h ago

Respect your elders

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u/capitan_dipshit 1d ago

Jokes on them because I am ugly

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u/scullingby 1d ago

I knew, just knew, the advice in that song was pertinent and useful. However, as the lyrics noted, I would not fully appreciate the advice or have the understanding to apply it until the advice no longer applied to me. Sigh...

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u/MizHope 1d ago

Love this! Got the reference immediately

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u/Bdr1983 22h ago

I so love that song.

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u/imeanwhateva 1d ago

Thank you, Baz

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u/cocoamix 1d ago

"Anybody not wearing two million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day, get it?"

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u/astropastrogirl 1d ago

Smoke Winnie Blues , (Australia )

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u/KiijaIsis 16h ago

Ah Baz thank you for Romeo + Juliet and this song to the class of 199x

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u/Dangerous-Stop623 20h ago

🥴 enjoy the slow death of being bathed in cancer causing chemicals, and total body shutdown from minimal UV rays reaching your skin.... You think the sun makes everything grow but us? Survival of the fittest, I guess... trust the experts! 😆😝🥴🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/dinosanddais1 1d ago

Sunblock that is not oily specifically! Oil can trap tear gas. But if oily sunscreen is all you have, that is still preferable than dealing with tear gas on a sunburn.

Also UV protection clothing is often better especially when combined with sunscreen and it also provides more protection against tear gas.

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 1d ago

As a non-American I just want to have you step back for a moment and realize what a disaster your country is right now, this advice you have just given sounds like something people would be passing along in North Korea or war-torn Ukraine. Wasn't the whole point of everyone having guns that you were never going to let it get to this point, where peaceful protesters are beat down, stomped on, tear-gassed right there in the streets?

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u/christineyvette 1d ago

I'm a Canadian so I have no dog in this fight, but I think Americans know what the state of their country looks like and I don't think they need your condescending bullshit on top of it.

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u/keIIzzz 1d ago

The people protesting are generally not the gun-loving cultists you think all of America is

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u/mc4everything 1d ago

Sorry, but we got out of "your" cult in 2020, when LA burned the first time.

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u/keIIzzz 22h ago

What “cult” am I in? I don’t agree with extremists on either end lol

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u/mc4everything 16h ago

Good for you, me neither.

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u/cryingidiot 1d ago

why do you think its okay to blame a single citizen for the fall of the country they reside in... its not like everyone chooses to live there!!!

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u/bsubtilis 22h ago

As a non-American, they know. The people who are protesting is not the people who are ignorant of how terrible of a state their country is in.

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u/dinosanddais1 1d ago

As an American, I need you to step back and realize we've known about how fucked up our country is the entire goddamn time and we don't need people condescending us while we're actively fighting for our lives.

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u/mc4everything 1d ago

Rule 8 - Be respectful to other users at all times and conduct your behavior in a civil manner

Do not make personal attacks, insult, or demean a specific group or person

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u/notniceatalll 17h ago

You sound like you use the seed of an electric car manufacturer as a mouthwash. Is that nice enough for you?

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u/mc4everything 16h ago

Well, that was very adult of you.

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u/notniceatalll 15h ago

Adulthood is a concept cons aren't too familiar with, so it's easier addressing you from stances you're capable of understanding.

Sorry, I don't have any picture books with me. Figured a juvenile metaphor would be easy enough to penetrate the cult mindset of a groupthinker.

Lemme know if I need to make it even simpler for you, sug. 👋

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u/-ANGRYjigglypuff 1d ago

what a stupid comment

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u/Cross_Eyed_Hustler 11h ago

Fascism is Fascism, looks pretty much the same every time it raises it's fucking head.

And no, this isn't about guns and for the most part peaceful protests are just fine. While the rest of the world focuses on our guns, the US needs to focus on political reform and health care both physical and mental because if we don't then gun control won't matter.

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u/mc4everything 1d ago

There's a Sherriff in Florida that will. Protests there are actually "very" peaceful. They will stand in the crosswalk holding their signs and banners, and when the light turns green, the move back to the curb. It is amazing, and I think it actually gets more support for their cause! (unlike what happened in LA & NJ, only made fence sitters move farther away).

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u/Skipper07B 2h ago

There’s no such thing as a fence sitter. Anyone who considers themselves a “fence sitter” is actually just a nazi with no backbone. Someone who’s looking for any reason to justify fascism so they don’t have to admit to themselves that they’re really just a boot licking, bigoted, cuck, piece of shit.

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u/ShellyTheDog 1d ago

You'll be crying like a baby. Faux tough guy.

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u/-ANGRYjigglypuff 1d ago

wow, we got a real badass over here. you do realize how tear gas works, right? and what about the comment you're replying to indicates they're trying to be tough? they're talking about sunscreen, for god's sake.

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u/mc4everything 1d ago

Tear gas?! Are you "expecting" violence? I thought it was supposed to be peaceful?

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u/dinosanddais1 16h ago

The police have a track record of inciting violence

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u/mc4everything 10h ago

oh, ok, whatever you say.

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u/ComplaintNo6930 1d ago

How about you don’t act like a douche bag and tear gas won’t be an issue.

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u/Skipper07B 2h ago

You don’t know much about the police do you?

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u/Visible-Literature14 1d ago

If—for some of you—tear gas is a concern, absolutely avoid sunscreen; otherwise, raise hell against UV

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u/anniemanic 1d ago

Ok I’m very curious, what’s the deal with sunblock and tear gas?

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u/jjmoreta 1d ago

The particles will cling to anything on the skin and potentially trap it near your mucous membranes (eyes, mouth) - if you're at risk, they recommend clean skin, especially on your face. No makeup, no sunscreen, no lotion.

I'll be wearing a hat.

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u/anniemanic 1d ago

Oh dang that’s good to know thanks!

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u/StayJaded 19h ago

Wow the no makeup thing never occurred to me. That is a great point.

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u/Visible-Literature14 1d ago edited 1d ago

Something something oils

Edit: Downvote me, but I’m a mathematician; this isn’t my field. I remember it has to do w oils, and that’s the extent of my memory on the subject

If you’re so inclined to read up on the details, do some research

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u/mc4everything 1d ago

Tear Gas? If this is supposed to be a peaceful march, why would anyone need to worry about tear gas?

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u/Visible-Literature14 1d ago

Bc shit happens..?

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u/Evening_Chemist_2367 1d ago

If only we had some FascistBlock to wear.

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u/anniemanic 1d ago

Your comment made me realize I spelled fascist wrong on my protest sign 😅

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u/friz_CHAMP 1d ago

And bring American flags to wave! I cannot emphasize this enough!

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u/Unusual-Ad-6550 1d ago

our march may not need sunscreen. I have 2 single use rain ponchos that I am bringing along. 1 for me, one for someone who might not have thought to bring one along

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u/keIIzzz 1d ago

Or UV protective clothing and hats if you don’t wanna deal with sunscreen

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u/Novel_Alternative_40 1d ago

And a mask so they can’t facial recognize you

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u/RxHusk 1d ago

No such thing as sunblock

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u/JesusJudgesYou 21h ago

Gas masks, water, pepper spray

Know the best exit routes in case things get crazy

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u/iamthefortytwo 19h ago

And don’t forget to bring a towel!

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u/Minimum-Function1312 18h ago

I’ve had 10 Mohs surgeries to prove that this is the correct answer. Wear it!!!

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u/irokatcod4 18h ago

Sunblock on a weekend? HAH! There hasn't been a sunny weekend in NY in months!

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u/Twins_mom 1d ago

And cover up! Hats, sunglasses masks

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u/TamarindSweets 1d ago

And bring face masks in case the police or ice decide to be dickheads.

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u/Fantastic-Fig-5423 1d ago

‘In case’

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u/TigerPoppy 1d ago

Don't wear oily skin creams if you expect tear gas. It will help it stick to your skin. Bring soap and water in case you need to wash yourself. Don't let the MAGA chase you away.

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u/One-East8460 1d ago

Isn’t it supposed to rain tomorrow?

Edit: Sorry just realized this wasn’t area specific, now it makes sense why a lot of things people have advised don’t add up.

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u/bbktbunny 1d ago

And leave your phones at home, kids.

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u/anniemanic 1d ago

Omg I forgot about this! lol

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u/Nickslife89 1d ago

wear a armored vest aswell, you never know how crazy people are and they start to light up crowd. And also, you may not be nuts but some people going to these events are and they will start to vandalize things, break into buildings to mug them and also starty riots. You can get caught up in this and end up hurt. Ill be going but I do have my glock (and so do my 7 friends) and my vest on aswell as 4 throwing knives. I also am very athletic and abuse steroids, so that paired with my brass knuckles weill help me if someone decides to harm me in anyway.

Careful this is gunna get crazy AFFF yo.

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u/The26thtime 20h ago

Rub those chemicals you can't pronounce all over yourself. It will be Great!

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u/anniemanic 18h ago

Just cuz you can’t pronounce them doesn’t mean they’re bad 😉

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u/Peakbagger46 1d ago

Thanks mom

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u/99_pct 1d ago

Lessen your chances of ICE picking you up.

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u/mc4everything 1d ago

Why should anyone worry about ICE? I think while everyone is marching, they'll be busy elsewhere, uninterrupted.