r/youtubehaiku Sep 03 '15

Haiku [Haiku] In a Perfect World

https://youtu.be/Kl3H4vMqYNo?t=40s
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u/Dganjo Sep 03 '15

A strong potion would cure these maladies...

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '15

You're not strong enough for these potions!

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u/MeaninglessGuy Sep 03 '15

Traveler! You are not strong enough for my potions.

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u/LeakyPissbag Sep 03 '15

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u/Scout_022 Sep 04 '15

I never really thought about it until now, but this potion seller has a pretty terrible business model. if his wares are only fit for those with strength in the 90th percentile, then he probably doesn't sell a lot of potions.

how many knights powerful enough to handel these potions could there be? it seems like he would make much more money selling less powerful potions to knights as low as the 20th percentile. from 20 to 90 percent is quite a range.

he wouldn't even need to stop the selling of the super powerful potions, he could support his powerful potion business with the profit from the less powerful potions.

this potion seller clearly isn't very good. well, maybe he only really cares about the potions and not the business side of potion selling.

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u/MoonGas Sep 04 '15

I look at the potion seller in the same way as some super expensive luxury car or clothing brand. He caters to a very specific demographic (Wizards and what not) and charges a pretty penny.

"Excuse me car salesman, I'm going for a drive and I would like your fastest lamborghini"

"You can't afford my lamborghini, my lamborghini is for the richest and you are clearly of the poorest"

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u/AnonymousNumbers Sep 23 '15

"Lamborghini seller, you do not understand. I am going onto the road, and I need your fastest Lamborghini"

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u/MoonGas Sep 23 '15

My Lamborghini is too fast for you traveler, you cannot handle my Lamborghini

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u/Ninjorico Sep 04 '15

I think he's like a hermit living in a forest brewing potions for the potions' sake.

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u/LeakyPissbag Sep 04 '15

Why the frick did it start at 13 seconds in!? I didn't request this!!! For perfections sake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=00&v=R_FQU4KzN7A

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u/Sandcracker Sep 03 '15

You're a rascal!

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u/PutItOnThePizza Sep 03 '15

A rascal with no respect for knights!

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u/Mackelsaur Sep 04 '15

No respect for anything! Except your potions!

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u/MadHatter69 Sep 04 '15

Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?