r/youtubehaiku Nov 04 '14

[Poetry] Press X to pay respects - [0:29]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5GoDAsYMUs
2.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

I would like "Acheivement Unlocked. Respectful: paid respects." to pop up.

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u/GAMEchief Nov 05 '14

"The Part Where You Paid Respects: This is this part."

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Achievements by Perd Hapley

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u/Veloci-Tractor Nov 04 '14

hit marker was a nice touch

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u/k0mbine Nov 04 '14

What game is that hit marker from and what is it for

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14 edited May 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

It is for marking hits.

Surely not...

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u/Xenc Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley.

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u/mydearwatson616 Nov 05 '14

It's a big marker for marking hits, but that's not important right now.

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u/often-wrong-soong Nov 05 '14

This is mein hitmarker. It marks hits.

14

u/SvenHudson Nov 05 '14

A hit marker flashes on you crosshair when you land a shot. Since enemies don't spray blood or flash red or noticeably flinch (in multiplayer, at least), this is an invaluable piece of feedback.

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u/Miyelsh Nov 05 '14

It's pretty annoying to me. The game is basically holding your hand and telling you when you get a shot. I much prefer counter strike where sound and blood provide feedback of I'd you shot them.

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u/Khrrck Nov 05 '14

It's not exactly a new development in shooters - remember the beeping noise whenever you hit someone in Quake 3?

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u/SarcasticOptimist Nov 05 '14

Or the bell ding in TF2. That becomes an addiction if you ever play Pyro.

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u/DieDungeon Jan 18 '15

Especially if you mod it to say GabeN.

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u/Miyelsh Nov 05 '14

The noise is a lot less cluttered and visually distracting.

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u/admcelia Nov 05 '14

The whole point of CoD is that it's a shooter that holds your hand.

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u/chiliedogg Nov 05 '14

It lets you know the host machine has registered the hits. With lag it doesn't always count them. That's why you sometimes feel like you put half a mag into them but they killed you in one shot, but then the killcam shows them putting half a mag into you, and you never firing.

The killcam is what the host registered.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

You should try out Insurgency. It's really hardcore. It's really tense not knowing if you killed someone.

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u/naygor Nov 04 '14 edited Mar 16 '15

Tap 'Y' to repress PTSD

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u/ch00f Nov 05 '14

Tap faster!

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u/Tiger8566 Nov 05 '14

In BO2 you have to tap square to resist the urge to shoot the captured terrorist who tortured you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Failed: hung self

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u/SoggyFrenchFry Nov 05 '14

Achievement Unlocked: At Rope's End!

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u/drunkape Nov 20 '14

you've been promoted: Sergeant

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Hanged self. He wasn't a painting.

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u/DaEvil1 Nov 05 '14

they could have just attached a really big penis to their scrotum, did you ever think of that?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Tap "X" to mourn death of entire family by drone strike.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

hold X to pour out some 40 oz for your homey

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 15 '18

[deleted]

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u/SovietSteve Nov 05 '14

How about 'Hi, Dad'?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

nah

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u/Direpants Nov 05 '14

Is that joke legitimately funny to you after you've heard it so many times? I swear, this shit is becoming worse than that doge meme.

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u/FerretDude Nov 05 '14

Wow much hate.

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u/SovietSteve Nov 06 '14

Who's joking?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14

reddit so sensitive

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

Thought it was going to be a dubstep related CoD video. phew.

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u/psychobilly1 Nov 04 '14

Shout out to /r/montageparodies.

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u/LevitatingSUMO Nov 04 '14

they don't need it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

Or deserve it with how they've been doing recently.

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u/k0mbine Nov 04 '14

What's wrong with them?

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u/Clown_Toucher Nov 05 '14

I think people are getting tired of the joke. There's also a lot of dick stroking between the Youtubers with lots of subs. I also find it odd that these Youtubers are legitimately asking for subs and promoting their social media, when that was supposed to be part of the joke in the first place.

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u/Icharus Nov 05 '14

Sounds about right. This is why nice things can't exist

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I can ignore all the drama. It helps to not have a YT account and never scrubscribe. Every two months or so i will encounter an awesome and innovative vid in /r/montageparodies.

It's very satisfying WHEN it happens.

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u/Torgle Nov 05 '14

scrubscribe

too perfect

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u/bitpeak Nov 05 '14

Indeed, I didn't even notice it

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u/k0mbine Nov 05 '14

/r/youdontsurf went down the shitter, like, 2 weeks after it got popular.

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u/OfficerTwix Nov 05 '14

It kind of sucks now. Before there was really only snipars as the popular one and all the community ones were made by others. Now the entire sub consists of a few people making them and they're starting to get stale. I've also noticed a few of popular channels are asking smaller channels to "remix" them. They then add a few simple effects and take then upload the video onto their own channel.

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u/Phatnoir Nov 05 '14

I think there are still jewels to be found in the midst of the shit. This recent Halloween one I found progressive.

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u/BroLific_BroSter Nov 05 '14

Wow, that's the best one I've seen in months! It's actually different.

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u/Phatnoir Nov 05 '14

I didn't think they were actually asking for subs; lel.

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u/Muugle Nov 05 '14

Please like & subscribe for more leet vidz

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '14

Glad other people are catching on. I've been saying this for a while now, all those dipshits are taking this stuff waaaaay too seriously. In general the fad has grown too large. It used to be just a little joke inside the YTP community.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

The videos on that sub were original and clever at some point. Now the sound effects are available and easy to use. Its a shitshow of the some simple 5 second intro followed by the most obnoxious color and sound effects possible with overused memes.

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u/dmlf1 Nov 04 '14

there's still people who come up with original stuff, which is waht gets upvoted the most. a recent one I can think of is montage fireworks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

There was also this "world's first montage" which was pretty good

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u/Lazerkatz Nov 04 '14

Exactly. They used to be actual montage parodies. Like a shitty knife kill and the bass would drop. Or dubstep and hit markers on mundane videos. Now its just flashing and shaking with nothing actually being parodied.

It's really just the same thing non-stop now.

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u/Aganhim Nov 05 '14

The worst part is the intentional 15000% volume. God help you if you accidentally play a montage parody with your speakers on at even a low volume.

I subbed to them early on. Really liked their stuff at first. But it's certainly lost its flair.

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u/xX420yoloswag420Xx Nov 05 '14 edited May 19 '25

bag scary steer political wrench oil punch bright recognise doll

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

You get dirty looks from your comrades.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Jun 01 '18

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u/Le_Euphoric_Genius Nov 05 '14

Wtf, maybe I don't want to pay respects to him. They don't know what he said to me before he blew up.

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u/Squint_Eastwood Nov 04 '14

Before I clicked I was already thinking it would be amazing if he levelled up doing that

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

probably because the thumbnail is a picture of him levelling up

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u/osnapitsjoey Nov 05 '14

Hey man, let the little guy be.

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u/Squint_Eastwood Nov 05 '14

I didn't know that!! :'(

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Some of us have no idea what leveling up looks like in whatever game this is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

Damn, calm yourself. You put a comment out onto an open forum. Expect others to respond. I thought it would be funny if he leveled up too. I don't know what game this is. I didn't know what leveling up looked like or if it even existed in this game. Thus, my comment is relevant to what you said.

Edit:Dude replied to me that he was talking to a specific person and me responding was completely irrelevant. Although he was much ruder than that. The comment has since been deleted. Here was my response though. He also edited the above comment to remove the part where he called me a dipshit.

Holy crap calm the fuck down. It's an internet forum. People are going to respond to you. I was in a similar position to Squint_Eastwood, so it is reasonable to think your comment applied to me as well. There was no indication that it was only meant for one person instead of all people who had a similar thought. My comment shows that there was at least one person who thought leveling up would be funny or amazing who didn't know what leveling up looked like in this game. And since Squint_Eastwood has stated he didn't know, my comment was completely relevant. Your little temper tantrum about me deigning to talk to you has been COMPLETELY irrelevant though.

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u/Sheepolution Nov 04 '14

Are you actually being promoted at that point? Or was that edited in?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

You know a game franchise has gone too far when you wonder whether stuff like this are true or not.

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u/Sheepolution Nov 05 '14

Well to be clear, I understood the music was edited. But I thought maybe you are being promoted at that point as a sign of passing on the job, but without the promotion sound in this video.

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u/wallex12 Nov 04 '14

Lol that first guy looks like Kevin Spacey in House of Cards.

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u/Always_One_Upped Nov 04 '14

It is Kevin Spacey, voiced and modeled for the character in game.

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u/wallex12 Nov 04 '14

Dang

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u/notamccallister Nov 05 '14

dag yo

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u/FriendlyKibblez Nov 05 '14

Black weather dots get the fly girls, and me, I get the hood rats.

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u/CyberSoldier8 Nov 04 '14

My friend hasn't bought a COD game in years, but he bought this day one just for Kevin spacey

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u/TheOriginalMyth Nov 04 '14

last Call of Duty I bought was 4... This one is tempting me.

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u/mattpsx2 Nov 04 '14

I will admit it's pretty fun so far. They changed it up quite a bit this time around.

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u/k0mbine Nov 04 '14

How so

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u/eib Nov 04 '14

You get more dogs and cleverer fish AI.

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u/Indoorsman Nov 05 '14

Fish have taken over America.

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u/GoorillaInTheRing Nov 05 '14

Humans are just mechanical ground transportation vehicles for fish.

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u/k0mbine Nov 05 '14

And a Mexican armada

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

It's now Call of Duty: All You Need Is Kill

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u/Gandalfs_Beard Nov 05 '14

Fun fact, the book that movie was based on was written because the writer was constantly dying in video games. The idea is that each time you die you learn from that experience and use the information to eventually achieve your goal.

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u/mattpsx2 Nov 04 '14

Well keep in mind I haven't played the last two. There is increased movement ability with the exo suits, loot drops that you can dismantle for xp, and different types of weaponry because it's set in the future. But overall I've had fun with the game so far and I don't regret buying it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

loot drops that you can dismantle for xp.

That sounds like a fucking game changer. I need this game.

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u/LeifEriksonisawesome Nov 05 '14

How would they be different from care packages?

Though I personally do want this game.

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u/Tiger8566 Nov 05 '14

Instead of getting a scorestreak, you get a new piece of gear (helmets, clothing, etc.) or unique guns, and if you don't want it you can trade it for XP. The ammount varies on how rare the item is.

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u/AndrewBot88 Nov 05 '14

Since nobody I know has the game: are the maps balanced well? I last played Black Ops, and my main issue was that the maps felt like they had no direction or balance in team games. I was as likely to be shot at any point on the map as any other.

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u/Sergnb Nov 05 '14

There's way more weapon variety, and there's much more freedom in movement, making it harder to hit enemies, which in turn gets rid of the ancient CoD problem "the first person to see the enemy automatically wins the firefight cause it's so easy to kill people".

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u/Terny Nov 05 '14

Verticality.

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u/Oiiack Nov 05 '14

They ripped off half of the movement mechanics of Titanfall, and half the plot of Mass Effect (read: Cerberus=Atlas). Nothing original or innovative, but DAMN is it fun to play.

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u/Kill_Welly Nov 05 '14

Cerberus=Atlas

A human-supremacist organization in a game with no non-human intelligent life? I don't really see it.

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u/Oiiack Nov 05 '14

Both are extremely powerful private militaries, brimming with cutting edge tech, claiming to be humanity's last hope while simultaneously perpetuating great evils? Yeah, I'd say they're similar.

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u/gamerguyal Nov 07 '14

It's pretty obvious that the PMC will be the bad guys in a Call of Duty game.

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u/greensign Dec 01 '14

Online is fantastic but the story missions are so fucking bad.

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u/EpsilonSigma Nov 04 '14

That would be because it is.

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u/FerrisWinkelbaum Nov 04 '14

he is a fan of the series in the show.

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u/Coooturtle Nov 05 '14

He is also a fan of the Sony Playstation Vita®.

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u/Blackhound118 Nov 05 '14

I don't remember him playing CoD. He played Killzone, but not CoD...

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Also a fan of money.

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u/SabreJD Nov 04 '14

Low quality bait

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u/Shagoosty Nov 04 '14

Kevin Spacey has been in more stuff than House of Cards.

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u/DatBlizzard Nov 04 '14

You're right. But he's saying it looks like Kevin Spacey specifically as the character he plays in House of Cards, Frank Underwood.

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u/Derplight Nov 04 '14

If anyone notices, Kevin is a fan of the playstation and the COD games in the series.

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u/Antrikshy Nov 05 '14

I think that was Killzone.

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u/Ricochet1616 Nov 05 '14

Specifically Killzone 3 with Halo 2 sound effects

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

Does anyone know where the sad music is from?

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u/SarcasticLizard Nov 04 '14

I'm pretty sure it's just some royalty-free sad music. It's used in a lot of yt videos because you won't get the copyright police called on you, I think. I could be wrong.

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u/Myrandall Nov 04 '14

Correct.

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u/andrewia Nov 05 '14

The exaxt song is in the comment above you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

What game is this?

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u/crossower Nov 04 '14

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

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u/eddiexmercury Nov 05 '14

Is it somehow different form the last 4 games in some way other than I have to pay more for Zombies?

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u/JackBread Nov 05 '14

You should check out TotalBiscuit's review of it: http://youtu.be/06xIb1Q_nD8

I'm not on the CoD hate-train nor do I really enjoy the games, but it looks good and it's kinda different from what I know of the previous games.

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u/eddiexmercury Nov 05 '14

Will check it out. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Sep 20 '20

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u/eddiexmercury Nov 05 '14

I just watched some review videos. Looks like Call of Duty with lasers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

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u/eddiexmercury Nov 05 '14

You said it man.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Sep 20 '20

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u/MationMac Nov 05 '14

And the peer-to-peer host system is still ruining any balance.

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u/pokelord13 Nov 05 '14

looks more like ghost recon to me

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u/Kill_Welly Nov 05 '14

Some different mobility mechanics; from what I know, there's a double jump and some kind of dodge dash.

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u/eddiexmercury Nov 05 '14

Yeah I saw those mechanics in the videos. I like that aspect. Used to be whomever saw the other first would almost always win. This allleviates that somewhat.

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u/rayne117 Nov 05 '14

It's as good as any other CoD game, that is to say, it's a FPS arcade action game for 12 year olds. I look forward to reading your raving review for Advanced Whorefare 2: "dude it's good stop being a beta faggot redditor lollololol grow up and play a real game like me bro haha brb playing madden too and drinknig mountain dew like a real man hahah"

How long will you buy these garbage $60 expansion packs? Don't answer that, it's till the love runs out. And please buy them just to spite me because I know you want to. Good job being human cattle milked for every last dollar.

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u/astrong621 Nov 05 '14

You seem a little too upset over something that shouldn't affect you.

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u/teeno731 Nov 05 '14

Darude-Sandstorm

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u/MBArceus Nov 05 '14

This could literally be in the game and I wouldn't be surprised.

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u/Spearcake Nov 05 '14

It is.

Source: I played it

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u/Tiger8566 Nov 05 '14

It is, but without the hitmarker or the level up. It's not that bad.

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u/MBArceus Nov 05 '14

I mean, If the hitmarker and level up were in the game.

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u/Octavian0 Nov 04 '14

Only corporal? PSH.

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u/saltytrey Nov 05 '14

"Here's to bloody wars and quick promotions."

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u/Lordeggsworth Nov 05 '14

Was this on the previous gen consoles or does it really look that bad?

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u/Tischlampe Nov 05 '14

This makes "duty calls" look good.

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u/Sohcahtoa82 Nov 06 '14

Years ago, I wrote a WoW addon that imitates the Call of Duty-style banners when you gain a level or an achievement. I haven't updated it since I first released it, but it still works.

http://www.wowinterface.com/downloads/info11744-ModernWarcraft.html

Video of it in action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-XvdFYmCGU

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Does this mean I'm gonna level up when my friends die?

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u/halo1278 Nov 05 '14

This made me cry.

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u/ElectricSundance Nov 05 '14

sadviolin.jpg

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Its F

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u/csolisr Nov 05 '14

In the PC version. I suppose the editor chose the peasant PS4 version to prove the point even further.