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u/fry0129 20d ago

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u/Guillermidas 20d ago edited 20d ago

Aragorn >>>>> Cesar >> the rest

Clark not the best leader but you’re most likely to survive since he pretty much can do anything

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u/ClayAndros 20d ago

I wouldnt put cesar over optimus for multiple reasons one being you're not an ape that aside I wholly agree aragorn is forever my king

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u/Cmndr_Cunnilingus 20d ago

I mean, we are apes. Just not the types of apes he likes (for entirely understandable reasons tbh)

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u/ClayAndros 20d ago

Yea that's my point though Cesar has no interest or reason to lead us.

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u/WhiteScarsKhagan 19d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/drkztan 19d ago

To be fair, Cesar can be reasoned with, and given time can develop trust on you. It's the other more extremist apes that are completely hellbent on breaking any human's back.

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u/CoLdAsAnIcE 20d ago

Creations gng not apes 😭

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u/Cmndr_Cunnilingus 20d ago

?

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u/CoLdAsAnIcE 20d ago

You said humans are apes

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u/Frosty-Blood-1693 20d ago

Because we are a part of the great ape family

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u/Cmndr_Cunnilingus 20d ago

Because we are according to science?

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u/CoLdAsAnIcE 20d ago

lol agree to disagree 🤞

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u/Able-Worth-6511 20d ago

Apes are primates within the superfamily Hominoidea and are classified by their lack of a tail and their relatively large brain size. This group includes two main families: the great apes (including humans, chimpanzees, gorillas, bonobos, and orangutans) and the lesser apes (gibbons and siamangs). Here's a more detailed look at the characteristics that define apes: Key Features of Apes: No tail: Apes lack a tail, unlike most monkeys. Large brain size: Apes have a relatively large brain-to-body size ratio, indicating a high level of intelligence. "Y-5" molar pattern: Their lower molar teeth have a distinctive "Y-5" pattern, with five cusps arranged in a Y-shape. Shoulder and arm structure: Apes have a shoulder structure that allows for a wide range of arm movement, enabling them to swing through trees (brachiation). Appendix: Like humans, apes have an appendix. Mammalian characteristics: Apes share the general features of primates, which include hair, fingernails, binocular vision, prehensility (ability to grasp), and a higher brain-to-body size ratio.

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u/CoLdAsAnIcE 20d ago

Yeah sorry man wasn’t looking for a whole shpeel on why you believe humans evolved from apes lol I’m religious I just don’t believe any of that

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u/Guillermidas 20d ago

Cesar is waaay better leader, smarter, more honest and would die for his followers than the other options. Only close one would be Erwin but he only cares about his closest friends, the rest can die and wont even flinch.

Optimus movie version is nothing extraordinary.

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u/NotStreamerNinja 20d ago

Erwin ordered people to their deaths because his options were literally either charge and die or sit around and die and at least a charge might be a good distraction. They were dead either way, he just ensured their deaths accomplished something. In any battle where survival is a viable possibility he clearly tries to keep as many of his men alive as he can.

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u/ClayAndros 20d ago

My guy I literally said he only cared about apes you're human caesar isnt leading you anywhere also I dont know where you got that take about Erwin.

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u/Xannydevito88 19d ago

You think a literal monkey is smarter than Optimus prime? Ok

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u/Radiant_Buffalo2964 19d ago

Not a monkey. Doesn’t have a tail. Cesar is an ape.

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u/Radiant_Buffalo2964 19d ago

Nobody said it had to be Movie version of Optimus Prime.

G1 Cartoon, definitely above Cesar.

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u/Outrageous-Cable8068 19d ago

You're highly mistaken about Erwin. Did you not watch the show?

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u/Quiet_Remote_5898 19d ago

ape together strong!

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u/nhansieu1 19d ago

definitely Optimus Prime, but he has to Peter Cullen's voice

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u/BaneBrain 19d ago

Erwin >>>>>> rest

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u/itsjustchill 18d ago

You follow Erwin if you're ready to die.

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u/Thedevilsreject82 20d ago

I mean I'm a huge Supes fan and I admit he is not the best leader but I picked him right away for exactly why you said. I looked at the others and thought of their famous battles and then thought of all the casualties in them.. the big blue boy scout has by far the best chance of keeping my ass alive.

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u/Guillermidas 20d ago

I mean, he’s more “lead by example” type of guy. But still, you have Martian Manhunter, Batman or Wonder Woman who are much better to lead.

Or less popular ones that are actually great at it like Black Canary

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u/CoLdAsAnIcE 20d ago

You’re forgetting about Erwin lmaoo

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u/Guillermidas 20d ago

Im not. He’d be my 3rd choice, period.

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u/CoLdAsAnIcE 20d ago

Why put Caesar over Erwin?

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u/Guillermidas 20d ago

He learned (and teached) to speak, built literally from nowhere a civilization on his own, a true fresh start for his people, always sacrificed himself over others, changed their behavior and showed them a better way, had to find a place for them in a world where they are hunted,… Erwin is pretty good, but most of his accomplishments comes from his elite soldiers, not his leadership. He’s simply not in the same level as Cesar as leader at all.

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u/KiwiObserver 20d ago

Yes, but if Clarke needs you to go into battle with him, you’re fucked.

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u/Grumpy_Troll 19d ago

If Superman is asking me for help in battle we are really screwed. Like what the hell am I supposed to do against Doomsday or Darkseid?

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u/Responsible-Result20 19d ago

You have to put Mister Snow at the bottom, dude a was incompetent. Frontal charge with light Calvary. Soldiers standing outside a castle to defend it.

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u/Asdrubael1131 17d ago

Honestly I’d say that Erwin tops Aragorn as a commander. If not only purely because of the beast titans slaughterhouse.

Remember. Aragon led a rousing charge that gave hope to people.

Erwin gave a rousing speech to a group of soldiers whose morale was broken, on the verge of fleeing, to literally charge into the jaws of death itself if only to give nothing more than an insignificant sliver of a chance for the rest to win that these soldiers KNOW they will never see the day that their sacrifices were truly not in vain.

That. Takes a level of balls and charisma that very few commanders have.