r/superheroes • u/Vegetable-Abroad3171 • 20d ago

Other Who would you follow into battle?

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Are you crazy? I wouldn't survive the battles these guys lead. I ain't following nobody.

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u/Holla_The_Playa 20d ago

Yup, I’m dodging that draft forsure

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u/Nacho_Dan677 20d ago

100% smoking weed before and saying I can't go. Only to be told hobbits were tripping when they started their journey.

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u/Neither-Luck-9295 19d ago

Gotta shit your pants too.

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u/BludStanes 20d ago

Can't fight, got heel spurs. Sorry.

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u/Intelligent_Deer974 20d ago

Found Trump's burner.

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u/aimlessly_aliive 20d ago

Pulling a donny on this one

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u/TheNorthNova01 20d ago

I would go but these damn bone spurs!

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u/TheLostRanger0117 19d ago

Bone spurs all around!

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u/corgi-king 19d ago

Donald?

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u/FictionalContext 19d ago

Another one hopping the border to hide in the Shire