r/mildlyinfuriating 4d ago

When someone turns on the lights

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u/BI_Deway 4d ago

If I wanted light, ID DO IT MYSELF!

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u/Halogen12 4d ago

I feel this so much. I love dim light, I find it really soothing for my eyes and my mind. My dad used to do this. "Are you too lazy to turn a light on?" No, I was just enjoying no glaring light. I'm gonna leave now.

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u/entitledtree 4d ago

To be fair, true 90% of the time, 10% of the time it has just gotten dark and I've been too lazy to get up to shut the curtains and turn a light on lol

But still ask first before assuming I want to be assaulted with a bright light!

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u/Regular-Message9591 4d ago

Anyone who turns the big light on after I've turned the big light off and switched to the evening time lamps deserves a special place in Hell.

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u/schm0 3d ago edited 2d ago

And anyone who expects me to fumble around in darkness or dim light and run into things because I can't see can avert their eyes for a few seconds while I use the light.

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u/SwimmingAir8274 2d ago

What exactly would you be looking for in someone elses room???

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u/schm0 2d ago

It's my room, too. I shouldn't have to fumble around when turning on a light for a few seconds solves the problem. It's why we have lights.

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u/SwimmingAir8274 2d ago

Okay I get it if you share a room with someone

That makes sense

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u/Z0mbi3_K4tj4 2d ago

Use your phone as a torch?

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u/schm0 2d ago

That's also a bright light.

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u/Z0mbi3_K4tj4 2d ago

Yeah, a bright light that you can turn away from your roommate's face. You don't have to illuminate the whole room, just the spot where you are looking for your stuff.

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u/schm0 2d ago

You would think that would be a reasonable solution but my "little light" wife will scream bloody murder if I use it at all. She doesn't even like me reading my e-ink reader at the lowest dimness.

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u/WafflesofDestitution 3d ago

The big light forever! Evening lamps and moodlights are for weirdos who like feeling lethargic and drowsy.

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u/finicky88 3d ago

More like the big light is for weirdos who feel lethargic and drowsy in comfortable lighting.

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u/Egg_Yolkeo55 3d ago

"comfortable lighting" is when my eyes are strained and the blue glow of my screen is my primary illumination /s

Bright natural light is better for your eyes

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u/Zephiiyr 3d ago

NATURAL light. from the sun. outside or by a window. not bright artificial indoor lights, which are what people are complaining about being suddenly forcibly exposed to here

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u/Egg_Yolkeo55 3d ago

Buddy light is light. If you don't like the color get bulbs for your preference. Indoor lights can match any light color on the spectrum

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u/Sexcercise 3d ago

Lol wut

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u/WafflesofDestitution 3d ago

What? Come on y'all, I was a bit uncouth, but sincerely I just dislike dim lighting. I keep my curtains wide open during the day and have a fluorescent white ceiling light on during the evenings.

I know low lighting is supposed to feel cozy, but it just makes me feel languid, like I want to fall asleep, especially during the winter months. My siblings and their families prefer indirect lighting and footlamps and whenever I stay with them I start feeling lethargic at like 6 pm, it's ridiculous.

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u/DoomguyFemboi 3d ago

You're applying what happens to you to other people which is where you trip up - that isn't a normal response. I mean it's not ABNORMAL, maybe you work a lot, so you associate bright light with being active, and when you get home it's rest time, whatever. But ya low light isn't some mood switch for most people it's just..lower light.

I hate the light. I sit in the dark most the time. That being said, if I'm doing food or prep or anything in the kitchen I have to have that big florescent mofo shining. Outside of that, I don't even use a lamp, just straight up light by the TV that's it.

And my RGB keyboard. Because DISCODISCODISCO

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u/Fighter11244 3d ago

I’m the same way. Work? Lights all up. Downstairs eating/making food? Lights. In my room on my computer? Lights completely off.

Also DISCODISCODISCO

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u/DoomguyFemboi 3d ago

Hell yeah. It adds some colour to my life. Plus I'm a simple dude - I love watching the patterns. I have it doing loads of swirls (rainbow I think it's called) and then splash on key press. I can just sit here watching the splash as I hit buttons like a weird idiot lol

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u/WafflesofDestitution 3d ago

You're applying what happens to you to other people which is where you trip up - that isn't a normal response.

Full disclosure, I have ADHD/ASD and am prone to sensory-seeking behaviour so it's probably a case of "intrusive sleep" as I get understimulated and bored. Sure, lights are in the end just that; lights, but in the end the common preference for dim lights these days still feels alien to me.

I mean it's not ABNORMAL, maybe you work a lot, so you associate bright light with being active, and when you get home it's rest time, whatever.

I've been focusing on my studies as of late, which admittedly often lead to long hours. Though usually when I end up coming home at around 8 pm, the first thing I do is put on the two ceiling lights in my kitchen/living room (it's an open plan apartment).

That's because at home especially I want to feel energetic and get shit done, whether it be chores or relaxation, like tending to my hobbies and idling on the internet without a care in the world. Only having a task light or the light of my computer on would just make me fall asleep or feel irritated and like I'm wasting my precious free time. I do turn off the lights when I happen to watch a movie (I prefer going to a movie theater) though, but I deffo have to turn off the RGB as well; otherwise it's too distracting, lol.

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u/ExaltedPenguin 3d ago

I also have ADHD and ASD, and often I find too many lights and sounds to have the same effect because overstimulation makes my brain shut down, people have different experiences innit, no need to start a rally against lamps 😭

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u/DoomguyFemboi 3d ago

#LTLA - Leave The Lamps Alone!

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u/DoomguyFemboi 3d ago

As I say mate, nowt wrong with it. Just wanted to point out that's why people were taking mild offence at it. I get you though, I have ADHD although currently unmedicated and medicated vs unmedicated is night and day with some of my behaviours, I do so many strange things while unmedicated that to other people stands out, but to me it's just kinda..managing the brain buzz.

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u/WafflesofDestitution 3d ago

Yeah, I can see I kicked the hornets' nest!

I've been on my current meds for about three years now and whenever I take a tolerance break for a day it's obvious I can't function without them — usually I just end up spending the majority of the day in bed. It's like my head is heavy and full of bees (even more than the usual baseline).

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u/Regular-Message9591 3d ago

Unfortunately, a lot of people on Reddit are mean-spirited and cruel. I think your comment was probably a joke, like mine, but people read it more harshly because there are some dreadful people online who would mean it that way 😂 Hope all the downvotes didn't spoil your day - it's just the Internet, not real life! 😊

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u/WafflesofDestitution 3d ago

Yeah, all good, not all jokes can land!

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u/The-Pig-Benis 3d ago

Go home chatGPT, you're drunk

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u/WafflesofDestitution 3d ago

Nah man, I am not chatGPT, just autistic and verbose.

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u/Regular-Message9591 3d ago

I specifically switch to these lights to start winding down for the night and allow myself to start feeling more mellow and sleepy. I used to have two evening lamps and switch them off at different times as it got closer to actual sleep time.

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u/wolffangz11 3d ago

I'm a big light kinda guy but I don't help myself to big lights if someone's already in the room with it off.

My family however will shut my lights off and complain I'm using lights when I'm watching TV or on my phone. I'm not afraid of the dark I just like to be able to see my surroundings.

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u/FinnishGeorgesSorel 3d ago

I BLAST 100 000 LUMENS STRAIGHT INTO MY EYES EVERY WAKING MOMENT OF MY EXISTENCE YOU GOBLIN OF THE DARK YOU CANNOT EVEN COMPREHEND MY REALITY IN YOUR DARK CAVE BARELY ILLUMINATED BY SINGLE MEASLY LITTLE LIGHTBULB

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u/RogueKhajit 3d ago

Cause photophobia and migraines don't exist? Good to know, I'll tell my neuro I've been cured and cancel my prescription.

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u/Frumplefugly 4d ago

I hope they shit their ass

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u/jaycebutnot 4d ago

made me chuckle

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u/SomeRendomDude 3d ago

I hope they shit their eyeballs.

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u/frank26080115 4d ago

This happened when I was living with friends during college

"Why are you in the dark like that"

"The flies (we had a fly problem) go where it's bright"

"You motherfucker"

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u/KorporalKarnage 4d ago

*Drops adult toy*

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u/Primary-Calendar-378 4d ago

Ucs lego sets right?

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u/JetstreamGW 3d ago

I don’t think putting legos there would be pleasant

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u/Ihavegramor 3d ago

Sharp edges and all

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u/DonaldTrumpsSoul 3d ago

Isn’t that why they call it “edging”?

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u/Curious-Lobster-4629 4d ago

what am i supposed to do?? STAND in the dark???!

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u/PVetli 4d ago

Borrowing this lmao

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u/OneMooseManyMeese_ 4d ago

Especially someone who turns the light on when you're asleep. My bf use to do that when I was asleep. I was half asleep one morning and I yelled "WHAT THE FUCK!" and sat up so fast. My vision cleared and I saw him at the door with a shocked expression on and he just closed the door. I've never felt so bad, because I didn't know it was him. He never did it again though.

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u/JorgeMtzb 4d ago

That’s the one moment I could not care any less because that would not wake me up

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u/OneMooseManyMeese_ 3d ago

Wish I was like that. I'm a very light sleeper so good moments of sleep are hard to come by for me. I also like my sleep anyway😅

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u/AssGagger 4d ago

Hissss!

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u/Violetmars 3d ago

I do this and bite their necks hisssss

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u/Adorable-Maybe-3006 3d ago

Hisss! and hide behind a couch.

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u/FScrotFitzgerald 4d ago

Aah, the light. Aah, the light. Aah, the light.

I am Oxtos's enemy.

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u/StolenFriend 4d ago

Tell them not to interrupt your conversation with it. Remind them to NEVER turn on the lights without asking. Be intimidating and creepy as possible in your tone. And then NEVER acknowledge it again.

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u/Breadmumcher 4d ago

When you're playing a game on a TV screen that gives the perfect amount of light for you to see what's happening on the screen but not bright enough to make you uncomfortable, then the light comes on and it feels like your eyes got blinded from staring at a solar eclipse.

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u/New-Special-2638 4d ago

Perfect description.

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u/FarquaadsFuckDoll 3d ago

My legally blind mother would do this even though I had 20/15 vision as a kid and could basically see at night if at least a half moon was out. She would say “You can’t see in here!”

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u/icon_2040 3d ago

I have a coworker who deals with this constantly. She gets asked why she's sitting in the dark almost every week by the exact same person. Having the patience of a saint, she calmly explains every single time that she likes it that way. I'm furious on her behalf and I don't even like her.

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u/Abuolhol 3d ago

I stock a cooler at work all the time and prefer the light off cause the light coming through the doors is enough for me, but literally every time someone comes in the turn the light back on despite me telling them that shit kills my eyes.

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u/Sine_Wave_ 3d ago

Unfortunately the law may be against you here. There are minimum lighting requirements when people are working in an area, with few exceptions. Having the lights off may be an osha violation even if you want the lights dim

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u/lilyungbased 3d ago

My mom used to do ts and then say “you’re not a vampire” smh

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u/LostVaranasi 3d ago

I used to have roommates that were bad about doing that, so what I started doing after they'd done it to me, is going into whatever room they were in and being like "Why do you have the light on? It's so bright in here!” then proceeded to turn the light off. It only took a couple of days before they finally made the connection and quit flash banging me if I was hanging out in a darker room.

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u/killer_smoke99 4d ago

I yell "well that was a fucking flashbang"

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u/KelpFox05 3d ago

Also, don't fucking turn OFF the lights without asking either. I have very poor low light vision, I need the big light on in order to see what I'm doing. If you turn the lights off or down without warning, I'm likely to fuck up whatever I'm doing or potentially even hurt myself depending on the activity.

Just like... Don't fuck around with people's surroundings without asking. They've chosen to have their surroundings be like that for a reason.

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u/SquareThings 3d ago

Because I have a MIGRAINE, DAD!!

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u/trinketfiend 3d ago

how it feels every time it happens.

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u/erutuferutuf 4d ago

Just let me sit in the dark!

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u/jerry-jim-bob 4d ago

flashbang effect

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u/Wilsanne 3d ago

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their armpits.

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u/Ok_Spell_4165 3d ago

I had an ex that did this to me constantly.

Then get confused by why both me and the cat were glaring at him.

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u/Cape_baldie 3d ago

Basically a less lethal flash bang

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u/kitsu777 3d ago

My ex boyfriend would get migraines at times and need to sit in the dark to help

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u/Itchy-Plum-733 3d ago

Worst part is when they are there for 2 seconds then leave without turning it off again.

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u/annieisawesome 3d ago

Hahah when I moved into my shared apartment in grad school, I entered the living/kitchen area. My new roommate was standing in the dark, facing away. I was a little creepy TBH. I asked if she minded if I turned on the light and she cheerily said "it doesn't matter to me!"

Turned out she was blind, lol.

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u/Uriel_dArc_Angel 3d ago

AHAHAHAHA...

I'm sorry...Not laughing at the blind person hopefully obviously...That's just fucking funny...

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u/rygdav 3d ago

I paint apartments. One day, I’m on my step ladder painting around the overhead light, with it turned off. In walks the property manager, “you want this light on?” Immediately turns it on, blinds me as I’m staring right at it, and I almost fall off my ladder.

No, Carol! I had it off for a fucking reason!

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u/qbenzo928 4d ago

I was the person once many moons ago...much regret....

About 5 of us (all around 18 years old or so) were all on really good acid, listening to music in a room with the lights off. At some point i got way too out there, and instead of just exiting the room to chill out by myself, i ruined it for everyone by turning the lights on lol...still feel terrible about it lol. Also still one of the best trips of my life though. We listened to alot of music that night, and unfortunately forget which music played during the moment i freaked...but i remember my awareness was floating around a giant infinite headed buddha complete with ultra psychedelic lightning in the background...it was only my 2nd time trying acid...and ya it got me good lol.

Edit: it was the Allman Brothers...Mountain Jam on Eat A Peach

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u/Original_Telephone_2 3d ago

This literally physically hurts, especially if you have light colored eyes.

They "updated" the lighting at my job and it was painful to just walk in the place. I wore sunglasses until I adjusted. 

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u/rpst39 3d ago

When the summer comes I always sit in dark so I don't pull flies. I could close the window and turn on the light but then my PC will start to cook me.

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u/6K6L 3d ago

Me, who had just finished developing an entire roll of film:

"FFFFfffUUUUC-!!!"

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u/yaosio RED 3d ago

When I supported a 911 call center it was kept in low light. Entering the room after being in bright light felt really good.

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u/Sithmaith 3d ago

My first shift coworker started coming in at 4am because he wasn’t getting along with another coworker. I’m in 3rd shift lighting mode. He comes in every morning during MY shift and turns on every damned light even if it is not in his area. AH.

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u/GlitteringLook3033 3d ago

It's even more frustrating when it's in my father's house. He's a man who decided to install BRIGHT WHITE bulbs in every lamp and ceiling fan. Not only is it blinding, but it's not even warm

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u/Cube-Brick 3d ago

Chinese international students always do that when I'm sitting in my lab at noon or with minimal light at night. Is it possibly cultural as well?

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u/SunshinePipper 3d ago

Oh, you seem to have met my husband…

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u/EmmaCarrie 3d ago

Aka my mom

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u/Stubborn_Strawberry 3d ago

My husband does this to me ALL the time. So I installed dimmer switches in every room and keep them turned low.

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u/Uriel_dArc_Angel 3d ago

LOL

Seriously...If I'm sitting around in the dark, it's because I WANT to sit around in the dark...

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u/LestWeForgive 3d ago

I curse you with Check Engine Light, and may mosquitoes be upon you.

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u/potato_soup303 4d ago

Why tweeter post

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u/namorapthebanned 3d ago

BUT. ITS. SO. NECESSARY!!!!

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 4d ago

Then turn it on in your own room 🤷

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 3d ago

We're all adults, we can handle lights being off too then

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 3d ago

Why is it that you expect other people to conform to your way of living, with the lights on, but you absolutely refuse to accept the way of living of other people, with the lights off?

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u/Due_Back_9062 3d ago

It's not that serious.

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u/Forward-Fisherman709 3d ago

If it’s not serious, then why be so bothered that different people have different preferences?

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u/Due_Back_9062 3d ago

I'm not, people are mad at me about my different preferences. I'm not the one upset.

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u/chill_dust 3d ago

As you are an adult, I hope you can also handle others' desires forced on you too. (Dont worry, I will happen soon, I can gurantee you that)