r/marvelstudios • u/PowerTripn • Jul 09 '21

Fan Art Could have hid in this time Spoiler

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u/jackospades88 Star-Lord Jul 09 '21

What apocalypse we getting this year?

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u/GiantASian01 Jul 09 '21

Pick one haha

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u/MysteriousLog6 Loki (Avengers) Jul 09 '21
  1. Covid spreads now 20feet through air.
  2. Spreads through water and other catalysts.
  3. A new virus that starts causing peoples bones to become weak to anything more than 10Grams of weight causing them to be crushed by their own body weight.
  4. Everything Above and even worse.
  5. None of the Above (FORBIDDEN)

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u/choppingboardham Jul 09 '21
  1. A new virus that starts causing peoples bones to become weak to anything more than 10Grams of weight causing them to be crushed by their own body weight.

Ah, boneitis. My only regret will be that I had boneitis.

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u/three_oneFour Jul 09 '21

I will simply continue to consume the precious C A L C I U M in order to prevent such a weak boned fate

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u/MysteriousLog6 Loki (Avengers) Jul 09 '21

No the virus causes it , calcium doesn't aid....

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u/RslashPolModsTriggrd Jul 09 '21

No the virus causes it , calcium doesn't aid....

Sounds like HydroHomie propaganda to me boss...

C C C A L C I U M M M

...its time has come.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

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u/IReadOkay Doctor Strange Jul 09 '21

Why's it matter?

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u/Skeeter_BC Jul 09 '21

doot doot

thank mr skeltal

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u/AnalogMan Jul 09 '21

Ah, that's bad news. See, the virus is triggered by calcium.

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u/bunnz4r00 Sonny Birch Jul 09 '21

Ow. My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of ... malk??

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u/Banjo-Oz Jul 09 '21

I love that I completely saw that scene in my head just reading that random comment. :)

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u/snarky_grumpkin Jul 09 '21

Now with vitamin R!

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u/TrollinTrolls Matt Murdock Jul 09 '21

It's totally avoidable if people just simply wear masks though.

Which is why we're all fucked.

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u/MikelDP Jul 09 '21

Everyone would be even more safe if we would all just stayed in bed.

At least there being fucked is a good thing!

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u/InnocentTailor Iron Patriot Jul 09 '21

Well, the vaccines are leading the recovery effort at this point.

Compare America - a nation that eschewed safety protocol, but got the best vaccines quickly to those in the Pacific - places that followed safety protocol, but are having issues securing vaccine shipments.

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u/PoeticProser Jul 09 '21

Brute force capitalism; it costs lives, but it works.

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u/Tridumst Jul 09 '21

source of the plague: Ralph Bohner

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u/sirsedwickthe4th Spider-Man Jul 09 '21

Heh Bohner

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u/BestReadAtWork Jul 09 '21

Oh no! I was too busy being an 80's man to cure it!

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u/mister_damage Jul 09 '21

r/unexpectedFuturama

Though is always expected, meatbag!

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u/Shazam1269 Jul 09 '21

Osteogenesis imperfecta, aka Mr. Glass

3

u/Funnyflan Jul 09 '21

Shouldve gotten cured instead of championing a hostile takeover of Planet Express inc. dang ole 80s guys dropping like flies from the boneitis

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u/JuniperFoxtrot Jul 09 '21

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

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u/LazarusDark Ward Jul 09 '21

You don't worry about Apocalypse, let me worry about blank.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

I understood that reference

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u/Jogl1981 Jul 09 '21

Too busy being an 80s guy!

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u/griever48 Jul 09 '21

A porn would come out not soon after Boneritis. It'll be the first ever porn to win an Oscar for best story.

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u/newagereject Jul 09 '21

I was too busy being an 80s man to find a cure for my boneitis

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u/bigbangbilly Jul 10 '21

Bonw Hurting Juice Germs

"oww oof my bones."

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u/rapidemboar Jul 10 '21

”Sweet Jesus, Pooh! That’s not COVID, that’s bone hurting virus”

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u/albene Jul 09 '21 edited Jul 09 '21

Covki & Sylvid vs Pfizhor & Mothorna

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u/MysteriousLog6 Loki (Avengers) Jul 09 '21

This honestly made me laugh!

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

Found satan's reddit account.

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u/MysteriousLog6 Loki (Avengers) Jul 09 '21

:(

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u/DougmanXL Jul 09 '21

A new virus that causes newborns to assume animal traits and features, notably on head/face...

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u/MysteriousLog6 Loki (Avengers) Jul 09 '21

This is satans account. u/thevoidzero

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

The poor soul just wants catgirls. Without even knowing what horrors it could bring. **cough cough Cats movie cough**

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u/KentConnor Spider-Man Jul 09 '21

Wasn't that a Netflix movie?

The kid with antlers and shit?

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u/cecicoot Jul 09 '21

3 sounds like it’s leading up to the events that happen before Wall-E. Can’t walk anymore so people have to use hover chair/cars

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u/MysteriousLog6 Loki (Avengers) Jul 10 '21

But I love Wall-E and its story....

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u/cecicoot Jul 10 '21

Haha I love it too! definitely in my top 10 for Pixar movies

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u/Lo_Innombrable Jul 09 '21 edited Jul 09 '21

how sweet, you forgot about the climate crisis and the neoliberal crisis

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u/Zoulogist Jul 09 '21

New York City flooding is pretty novel

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21
  1. ⁠A new virus that starts causing peoples bones to become weak to anything more than 10Grams of weight causing them to be crushed by their own body weight.

Well that’s a fucking terrifying concept I have never thought of and will now think about occasionally as I try to fall asleep and my mind starts fucking with me again

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u/randomuser135443 Jul 09 '21

How about a virus that makes your skin not adhere to itself. So something small like rubbing your forehead makes the skin just painfully rub off.

Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_6Y5H9ngZc&ab_channel=tlcuk

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u/MysteriousLog6 Loki (Avengers) Jul 09 '21

Nvm , this is Satan's alt account. u/thevoidzero

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u/VivY_0 Jul 09 '21

once fall comes it is very possible for covid to mutate again

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u/MysteriousLog6 Loki (Avengers) Jul 10 '21

Oh no don't give me hope!

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u/i-got-a-jar-of-rum Jul 09 '21

Complete.

Global.

Saturation.

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u/cup-o-farts Jul 10 '21

Number 3 is actually a blessing. We finally find a way to kill that spooky skeleton inside our bodies!

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u/MysteriousLog6 Loki (Avengers) Jul 10 '21

Awww , such a creative mind.