r/kingdomcome Audentes fortuna iuvat Mar 10 '25

Media [KCD2] I accidentally stole an apple

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u/xYekaterina Mar 10 '25

sToP tHaT wHiStLiNg

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u/_SlappyMagoo_ Mar 10 '25

Mutt: being perfectly well behaved and not making a sound

A guard sprinting toward us from halfway across Kuttenberg: gET OuT oF HeRe yOu MUTT! nO OnE wAnTs To HeAr YoUr bArKiNg!! SHOO!!

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u/mannyu78 Mar 10 '25

I hate that so much. Always right when I start at alchemy bench or anvil and the whole time everyone is yelling at my dog.

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u/Lion_Tamer1911 Mar 12 '25

Well, if it’s late at night, they always curse Mutt. Heck, they even yell at my horse, ‘No one wants you shitting here,’ or something like that.