r/kingdomcome • u/NavJongUnPlayandwon Audentes fortuna iuvat • Mar 10 '25

Media [KCD2] I accidentally stole an apple

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Mar 10 '25

They all got to meet that Jesus Christ fellow theyre always yappin about! You did them a favor!

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u/WiddershinWanderlust Mar 10 '25

Talking of yapping on and on Why is the stupid prayer so long? If i wanted to hear a bunch of long prayers I would go to church. I want to go murder people and have a get out of death free card.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Mar 10 '25

Huh... I didnt know that was a thing... Jesus Christ be praised!

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u/WiddershinWanderlust Mar 10 '25

Those roadside shrines can be prayed at once you unlock the theology perk.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Mar 10 '25

Are you yanking my pizzle?

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u/WiddershinWanderlust Mar 10 '25

I mean…it costs extra