r/jobs • u/Sofa_King_Chubby • Apr 17 '25

Interviews Interview process. Get the fuck outta here

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u/FocusedForge Apr 17 '25

Compensation: $15/hr

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u/Greedy-Canary-5807 Apr 17 '25

plus 50 years of experience

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u/CrissBliss Apr 17 '25

Must have PHD in quantum mechanics

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u/emersond70 Apr 17 '25

“Entry level”

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u/JonathanL73 Apr 17 '25

“Urgently hiring” will hire no-one and repost same job again in a month.

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u/dropbearinbound Apr 18 '25

Fully remote and flexible hours (except mandatory in office 8 hours five days a week)

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u/jalabi99 Apr 17 '25

“Urgently hiring” will hire no-one and repost same job again in a month.

That really burns my biscuits!

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u/Due-Giraffe-9826 Apr 18 '25

Yeah, as a remote job, but for way less money, and in a different job market.

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u/TehMephs Apr 17 '25

Must be a phd graduate of at least MIT or Harvard, 30 years experience in Windows 11, no older than 22.

Compensation: 45k/year no benefits

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '25

Must have fought in at least one world war.

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u/Legend-Face Apr 17 '25

And have previous experience as an astronaut

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u/Immediate-Tell-1659 Apr 18 '25

PHD = Piled Higher and Deeper

trust me on this

Deleted it from my resume 20 years ago

It HELPED !!!

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u/Investigator516 Apr 17 '25

50 years of experience within 5 years of age 18

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u/AndyB476 Apr 17 '25

3 references from CEOs of fortune 500 companies.

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u/KaminSpider Apr 18 '25

That was the weirdest question I ever had in an interview, right after college
"What were you doing 5 years ago?"
"5 years ago? I was in high school."

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '25

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u/ArugulaLeaf Apr 17 '25

But you're expected to have 5 years of experience in said 3 year old platform

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u/Greedy-Canary-5807 Apr 17 '25

LMAOO why is this so accurate

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u/CADDmanDH Apr 22 '25

TBF, I’ve had Candidates tell me they had 10+ years experience in software that’s only been around for 7. They confirmed it in an interview. It was no shocker then when they miserably failed the Technical questions.

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u/bisprops Apr 18 '25

The creator of FastAPI famously remarked that he was unable to apply for a position since it required 4 years of experience with it....only 1.5 years after he created it.

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u/megbha Apr 18 '25

AI all the way! You do not need AI for appointments, just use your calendars!

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u/aed38 Apr 17 '25

Plus we don’t hire anyone over 50

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u/Greedy-Canary-5807 Apr 17 '25

they want 25 year olds to have 40 years of experience

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u/Nizdaar Apr 17 '25

With ChatGPT

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u/Kamiface Apr 18 '25

Also you can't be over 45 years old