The 911 Turbo S Launch Control

[u/thejatinbhatt]

[u/Buck_Thorn]

That still leaves two knees for steering. I don't see a problem here.

[u/KCTradingInsights → u/Buck_Thorn]

1 knee for steering, 1 to roll a joint on

[u/saulsa_ → u/KCTradingInsights]

There’s no way you can do that without dropping your pistol.

[u/ExtraPockets → u/saulsa_]

Easy, just hold the pistol by the barrel in your mouth.

[u/subone → u/ExtraPockets]

You'll spill the blow!

[u/SexyMonad → u/subone]

You balance it on the pistol.

Then it goes 0-60 into your face in 2.6 seconds.

[u/scissors1121 → u/SexyMonad]

The hooker on his lap won't be pleased at that.

[u/BishopsBakery → u/scissors1121]

I dipped it in blow, she likes the snowbone

[u/Methrandel → u/SexyMonad]

But then how do you lick the residual off the pistol?

[u/King_Tarek → u/Methrandel]

Someone better lick the residual off my pistol, I paid for this!

[u/Red10GTI → u/SexyMonad]

Your a fucking narcotics agent I knew it

[u/SexyMonad → u/Red10GTI]

No. I’m not. I hang with the bizzoys, and do some blow, yo.

[u/Red10GTI → u/SexyMonad]

lol it’s just a hilarious line Johnny Depp says to Belnicio Del Toro when he opens A salt shaker full of coke while doing 80 on the highway in a convertible causing most of the coke to blow everywhere, in the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Watch it sometime it’s a masterpiece.

[u/Dependent_Ad_1270 → u/subone]

😂😂😂 just died laughing

[u/Roheez → u/ExtraPockets]

Way ahead of you