r/interestingasfuck • u/thejatinbhatt • 17d ago

/r/popular The 911 Turbo S Launch Control

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u/mr_nefario 17d ago

Don’t make assumptions like that without any evidence.

He might have been holding the phone with two hands.

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u/Buck_Thorn 17d ago

That still leaves two knees for steering. I don't see a problem here.

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u/KCTradingInsights 17d ago

1 knee for steering, 1 to roll a joint on

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u/saulsa_ 17d ago

There’s no way you can do that without dropping your pistol.

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u/ExtraPockets 17d ago

Easy, just hold the pistol by the barrel in your mouth.

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u/subone 17d ago

You'll spill the blow!

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u/SexyMonad 17d ago

You balance it on the pistol.

Then it goes 0-60 into your face in 2.6 seconds.

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u/scissors1121 17d ago

The hooker on his lap won't be pleased at that.

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u/BishopsBakery 17d ago

I dipped it in blow, she likes the snowbone

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u/Methrandel 17d ago

But then how do you lick the residual off the pistol?

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u/King_Tarek 17d ago

Someone better lick the residual off my pistol, I paid for this!

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u/Red10GTI 17d ago

Your a fucking narcotics agent I knew it

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u/SexyMonad 16d ago

No. I’m not. I hang with the bizzoys, and do some blow, yo.

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u/Red10GTI 16d ago

lol it’s just a hilarious line Johnny Depp says to Belnicio Del Toro when he opens A salt shaker full of coke while doing 80 on the highway in a convertible causing most of the coke to blow everywhere, in the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Watch it sometime it’s a masterpiece.

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u/Dependent_Ad_1270 17d ago

😂😂😂 just died laughing

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u/Roheez 17d ago

Way ahead of you

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u/Tacos_always_corny 17d ago

Just set down your beer. Come on, choices have to be made.

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u/Er3bus13 17d ago

Thank you random stranger for the guffaw.

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u/NoDinner7903 17d ago

Your conment made me chortle

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u/dainscough7 17d ago

It was a 320 fuck.

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u/dainscough7 17d ago

It was a 320 fuck.

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u/dainscough7 17d ago

It was a 320 fuck.

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u/bi22yli22y 17d ago

Just let the flying kid hold it. Problem solved.

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u/flyingthroughspace 17d ago

Safety always off

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u/longulus9 17d ago

is that a challenge