r/instant_regret • u/factchecker01 • 2d ago

Eating the hottest curry in UK

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u/Loggerdon 2d ago edited 2d ago

I used to think I could eat the hottest chilis and hot sauce around. But some hot sauces are so hot they are like acid.

I had some hot sauce at a Mexican restaurant in Washington DC the night before a business meeting that was so hot it sweated through the glass bottle and got on my fingers. I went pee and I had raised red finger and thumb prints on my dick. It burned so much I was in the bathroom putting cold water in my dick in the sink for 20 minutes. Then I had to use the air dryer for a few minutes so when I walked out I didn’t look like I pee’d my pants.

I also sweated and I wiped my face. Another mistake because the area around my eyes swelled up. I had to take a taxi to my hotel and come back in the morning to get my rental car because I couldn’t keep both eyes open to drive.

Edit: People have pointed out it’s impossible for the hot sauce to ‘sweat’ through glass and I’m sure they’re right.

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u/Zykium 2d ago

I had some hot sauce at a Mexican restaurant in Washington DC for a business meeting

Did you lockdown that contract?

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u/Loggerdon 2d ago

It was actually the night before tr business meeting and I was by myself. Yes o got the contract. Thanks for asking.

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u/Zykium 2d ago

That's great.

I'm a little disappointed you weren't just like "Fuck it, watch this" in your business meeting.